About me: MY SQUEEGEE-FRIENDS,
TIMES ARE TOUGH IN AMERICA. THE ECONOMY, HEALTH CARE, AND FOREIGN RELATIONS ARE A SQUEEGEE-MESS. MANY AMERICANS CITIZENS HAVE SQUEEGEE-LOST THEIR HOMES AND JOBS. AND WHEN IN THESE DIRE TIMES AMERICANS TURNED TO THEIR PRESIDENT, HE DID NOTHING.
IT IS TIME THAT AMERICA SQUEEGEE-RENEWS ITS HOPE FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE AND SQUEEGEE-RESTORES ITS CONFIDENCE IN ITS LEADER. IT IS UP TO EVERY AMERICAN TO SQUEEGEE-ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT WHO WILL SQUEEGEE-LEAD US INTO AN ERA OF SQUEEGEE-PROSPERITY. BUT WHO? AMERICA NEEDS SOMEONE NOBLE AND COURAGEOUS, A DEFENDER OF WHAT IS RIGHT AND A DEFEATER OF WHAT IS WRONG, SOMEONE TO STAND UP AGAINST WHAT IS BAD AND FIGHT FOR WHAT IS GOOD, AMERICA NEEDS MORE THAN A MERE MAN, AMERICA NEEDS A HERO… AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S WHY I, SQUEEGEEMAN AM PROCLAIMING MY SQUEEGEE-CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!! I PROMIS TO MAKE AMERICA SQUEEGEETASTIC AGAIN, BY SQUEEGEE-LOWERING TAXES, SQUEEGEE-ENSURING THAT ALL AMERICANS HAVE SQUEEGEE-HEALTH CARE, SQUEEGEE-IMPROVING EDUCATION, SQUEEGEE-WINNING THE WARS IN IRAQ AND AFGANISTAN, SQUEEGEE-BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME, SQUEEGEE-GIVING THE WORLD DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM, SQUEEGEE- FIXING THE ECONOMY, SQUEEGEEING CORRUPTION OUT OF WASHINGTON, SQUEEGEE-CLEAN UP WALL STREET, MAIN STREET, AND PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, AND SQUEEGEE-RESTORING HONESTY AND INTEGRITY TO THE WHITEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TODAY IS A HISTORIC DAY – A SQUEEGEE-HISTORIC DAY. I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY SQUEEGEE-CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NOW GIVE ME YOUR SQUEEGEE-VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUEEGEE-THANK YOU AND SQUEEGEE-BLESS AMERICA!!!!!
SQUEEGEEMAN
SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS CITIZENS, AND LEGAL RESIDENTS, ...AND ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! I AM SQUEEGEEMAN!!! NEW YORK CITY'S RESIDENT SUPERHERO!!! FORMER PROTECTOR OF A SMALL UPSTATE TOWN, TURNED MASS-DO-GOODER, I HAVE SQUEEGEE-VOWED TO FIGHT CRIME AND GRIME IN NEW YORK CITY!!! WHEN YOU WALK DOWN A CLEAN STREET OR MAKE IT HOME WITHOUT GETTING MUGGED YOU CAN THANK ME- SQUEEGEEMAN!!!
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Who I'd like to meet: FELLOW SUPERHEROES, ADORING FANS, AND SUPER VILLAINS SO I CAN SQUEEGEE-TWART THEIR EVIL PLANS!
I hope your week is going fantastic. Remember to set your standards for things you want to experience low so the little things can help you trigger those feelings. On the same note make sure to set your criteria for unhappy emotions so high that you will never experience them as well.
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