Beardy McBrain Hurts

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  • Beardy McBrain Hurts

  • 94 / Male
  • Chicago , Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 12/23/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Skateboarding, writing and activism. I'm pretty mediocre at all three. I also dig music more than almost everything else. I prefer LP's to CD's, 7" vinyl over MP3's and despite owning an iPod, I still carry around a bag full of music with me everywhere I go.
  • Music

    My favorite bands can beat up your favorite bands.
  • Movies

    Top Movies of All Time: - Empire Strikes Back - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Back to the Future - Ghostbusters - Pretty in Pink - Rocky Horror Picture Show - Breakfast Club - Clerks

    I guess you can sum it up like this: Anything John Hughes did in the 80's, Kevin Smith did in the 90's and almost anything Judd Apathow did this decade.
  • Television

    Current: - Dr. Who - House - the Office (US and UK) - Ace of Cakes - Lost - Freaks and Geeks - Simpsons (89 - 97ish)
  • Books

    authors: Aaron Cometbus, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, H.P. Lovecraft, Harvey Pekar, John Pierson, Ben Weasel, Joe Meno and all the other usual suspects.
  • Heroes

    Ryne Sandberg, Steve Albini, Phil Spector, Kevin Army, Danny Vapid, Lance Hahn, Blake Schwarzenbach, Joey Ramone.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Chicago
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Punk Rock.

Schools

  • Columbia College Chicago

    • Chicago, ILLINOIS
    • Graduated: 2001
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Audio Arts
    1997 to 2001
  • Niles West High School

    • Skokie, ILLINOIS
    • Graduated: 1993
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: My major concentration was sleep.
    • Minor: I was a minor until I turned 18.
    1989 to 1993

Networking

  • I'm a guitarist. I like to play punk rock and sometimes other stuff too. I'm sort of in a band, but I'm always looking for people to play with.

  • I'm a freelance recording engineer. I've worked with a few bands you've heard of and a ton you've never heard of.

Companies

  • Shure Microphones

    • Chicago, IL US
    2004-present
  • Tension Generation

    • Chicago, IL US
    • Guitard
    2008 -
  • The Toby Radloff Armada

    • Chicago, IL US
    • Guitar, Bass, Drums, Vocals, Song Writing
    2006-Forever
  • The Holidays

    • Chicago/Elk Grove/Elmhurst/Villa Park, IL US
    • Bass (large mouth)
    2006-2006
  • Jejunes (reunion era)

    • Chicago, IL US
    • Bass (small mouth)/somewhat in key backing vocals
    2001 - 2004
  • Stargazer

    • Chicago/Niles, IL US
    • Guitar/Bass/Keys/Whatever
    1997 - 2001
  • Jejunes (pre-break up era)

    • Chicago, IL US
    • Bass (small mouth)/awkward backing vocals
    1994 - 1998 (with a small break in 1997
  • Squelch

    • Chicago/Niles, IL US
    • Guitar
    1994 - 1997 (turned in to Stargazer in 97)
  • Crackbaby

    • Niles, IL US
    • Guitar
    1992 - 1993
  • Punk Rock

    • Everywhere, US
    • Lifestyle advocate.
    1988 - Present

Blurbs

About me:

ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!! - I like coffee and beer. Sometimes at the same time.
- I like mixing kids cereals with adult cereals.
- I'm part of a Rocky Horror Picture Show cast.
- I listen to angry guys with beards and songs about girls.
- I like cheeseburgers. - I'm in a band called Tension Generation.
- I hate that Myspace, Twitter and Facebook have turned everyone into self absorbed nitwits.

Who I'd like to meet:


People who like coffee, conversation and shitty diners.

People who want to start a band of pretty much any variety.


I'm much more interested in people who are genuinely awesome rather than people who are necessarily "punks."

People with a genuine sense of humor and aren't offended easily.

Comments

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  • Jul 31 2009 1:43 PM

    THIS TUESDAY.
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  • Jul 8 2009 11:31 PM

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  • Jun 25 2009 8:50 PM

    Almost sold out! Click image to buy tickets. Worship the devil.

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    Jun 4 2009 9:32 PM

    dude! high five!
  • May 30 2009 3:51 AM

    awesome! we'll most likely be at the next one at the music box :)
  • May 29 2009 4:38 AM

    yes i had LOTS of fun on sat nite! i'll def be back for more! :)
  • May 25 2009 3:47 AM

    Helloooo there!
  • May 24 2009 12:04 AM

    Haha, i believe i am, i think so. Atleast i hope, it will be my last one for a while, ima be in indy for the whole summer.
  • May 5 2009 12:20 AM

    HA! Dude, take it off of your list. Trust me. -tony
  • Apr 30 2009 1:05 AM

    So I'm sitting here listening to Biz Markie and I can't help but think, "Damn you Chris!"
  • Apr 11 2009 7:39 PM

    really? The closest thing i have been able to find are the shoes they have at the Alley.
    Lucky :P
  • Apr 8 2009 3:08 AM

    No Bunny eh, I'll keep that in mind :p
  • Apr 8 2009 2:42 AM

    Its possible... Althougth the fucker I'm dealing with is completely off his rocker, maybe it's a chemical imbalance... who knows
  • Apr 8 2009 2:19 AM

    If you figure it out, be sure to fill me in.
  • Apr 8 2009 12:26 AM

    Answer the phone, Neil!
  • Apr 7 2009 9:29 PM

    haha, yep, Sham 69 rocks
  • Mar 26 2009 6:05 PM

    I've been better. just sort of waiting for summer.
    know of any good shows coming up?
  • Mar 25 2009 9:46 PM

    long time no talk sir.
    how have you been?
  • Mar 11 2009 3:06 AM

    FUCK YES!
  • Mar 3 2009 8:11 PM

    yeeea.I just picked up 2 of their albums from amazon. I need ALL of your digital tunes.
  • Mar 3 2009 6:21 PM

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  • Mar 3 2009 4:23 PM

    You got any The Ergs albums? They are all kindsa nice.
  • Jim

    Feb 21 2009 6:07 PM

    Happy Belated Birhday.
  • Feb 18 2009 7:19 AM

    shure headphones... circa 2005
    RIP
    or well.. getting there... they're on their last few blasts of good music...
  • Oct 8 2008 6:51 PM