Started back in 1995,SQUILAX BLADE has become an underground favorite among their target audience:Teens & Metalheads of all ages!!! Since '95 they have wrote more than 40 original tunes and still refuse to do cover songs unless they can do them their own way. MAKE SURE YA VISIT OUR BAND WEBSITE FOR THE JIMI HENDRIX TRIBUTE SONG,"HEY JOE"
FIRST ENGLISH ISSUE OF KARANLIK ODA MAGAZINE RELEASED!
After an intense work, we managed to release our first English issue of KARANLIK ODA magazine for you. Now, not to wait much more to read that!
You can access this magazine with following link:
www.metaltr.org
SURPRISE SPECIAL EVENT TODAY ONLY!!!!! Take this opportunity to come down and visit Shady Lady to be pierced by one of the best! Thomas Blackfeather is making a surprise cameo appearance today to beautifully modify your body in the amazing way that only he can. Dont miss it! The elusive Blackfeather is a hard one to get ahold of, you'll be glad you let him poke you.
kick ass, your music makes me want to eat the skin off of someone's face, and then puke it up and wear it as my own face, so keep rocking;] Hope to roll with you on some concerts!
Grab your glass and get your seat, And I..ll tell you about Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete!
Now, Lil was the village queen, The fuckinest hoar you..d ever seen. While some girls fucked with grace and ease, Lil blew dick like the summer breeze. But when she fucked, she fucked for keeps, She piled her victims up in heaps.
There was a rumor ..round that town, That no man could put Lil..s ass down. But way up north, where twin rivers meet, Lived a one-balled half-breed, name Yukon Pete!
Pete was a dirty, motherless soul, Who fucked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes. He got a whip for Big-Ass Lil, Packed up his rubbers, and came down the hill. He strode into town on size 32 feet, Dragging sixteen yards of that red-hot meat!
Well, the scene was set at windy mill, By the brick shithouse, high on the hill. All the ladies came for a ringside seat, Just to watch that half-breed sink his meat.
Well, they fucked, and they fucked, and they fucked for hours, Uprooting trees, shrubs and flowers. Lil did front flips, back flips, stunts All unknown to most common cunts. But Pete caught on to every trick, And kept on pumping in more dick!
Then Lil gave Pete a hoarhouse squeeze That brought that half-breed to his knees. But Pete came back with a Yukon grunt That popped out her eyes, and split her cunt!
Well, Lil rolled over, cut two farts and sighed: ..Boys, I..ve been fucked,.. cut one more, and died. When they asked that half-breed of his amazing feat, He just said, ..Boys, I..m going back to the Yukon, and beat my meat
Hey guys! Hope all is going well for you. We just updated our website and there's some great stuff on it, you should definitely check it out! http://www.sirepress.com, Thanks for your support!
We have King Britt in Austin, Feb. 13th at Pangaea which has one of the best sound systems in the country as well as a Liquid Nitrogen Drop. This show is going to be epic so I hope you can make it out.
Upcoming Austin Shows: Feb. 13 King Britt at Pangea
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