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NEWS:

11/20/09: Squirrelly Arts says farewell to guitarist R3. We wish him luck on his miscellaneous adventures with The Side Show Round Up. So everyone is clear, we ended on a good note. Thanks to everyone who showed up last night for R3's last show with us. It was awesome as always to share the stage with our good friends The Fucklordz and Hocus. We'll be seeing you soon in January!

Also, we are currently looking for a new live guitarist! So if you are interested please contact us at contact@squirrellyarts.com or you can always hit us up on myspace.

Until next time,
Keep it eviL!

11/9/09: This Friday... which so happens to be Friday the 13th, we perform at Ramona Mainstage! The show is all ages with accompanied "guardian" of age 21+. So if you are ages 18-20, you still need someone who is 21+ to take you. See you there!

10/6/09: If you were at the Ramona Main Stage last Friday and lent us your eyes and ears, we applaud you... under one condition. You had to make it through our whole set. It's like a fucked up game of Survivor. By now you are wondering if you win a prize for such an admirable act. I believe this says it all:

So off to bigger and better things. If you are curious about what's going on with some new music... Please, do read further! So far the album contains these tracks:
1. LUV154TH3W3AK
2. Choad (new version)
3. Aftermath
4. Fuck Puppet (new version)
5. Bloodline
6. Filthy Pig (Sex Organ mix)

Hmm.... Do I smell an EP cumming up at the beginning of the year? Or, maybe it's the scent of bullshit! I'll let you sit on that for a little while. As always, it's been a pleasure.
::Vikki::

9/19/09: Oh my g*d! Last night was fucking great!! Let me tell you why... We played 2 shows last night! Ok, so check this out. We first played the show at the Cowshed with Mike Got Spiked (came all the way from Ireland) and Phavian (There from somewhere around here).Then We went over to play the Jumping Turtle with bands we don't even remotely fit with, which makes it all the more better! Two shows, one night!

First show, it seemed like alot of people had a love/hate for our presence there. They were disgusted but couldn't look away. We go to play the Turtle... we scared everyone out!! Oh g*d it was priceless!!! What makes it even better is there were all the hardcore j*sus freaks there... You know like all that "As I Lay Dying"/"Story Of The Year" stuff. YUK!!! When we got up there, I think they felt the power of Satan in the room. Man, did the Turtle clear out like they were all in a fiery pit of doom! Well I guess they figured there's one band J*sus doesn't l*ve. No surprise there.

What a way to close a show! Bravo to Joe Troutman for that wonderful opportunity to close a Hardcore Show! What an Awesome night! Of course, We would like to thank everyone who came to see us both shows! Thanks to the people of Soundmind Entertainment and Shameless Shirts and of course my l*ve, Joe Troutman for giving us twice the opportunity to spread the hate like plague across the City Of Plastics!!

Until next time, which is Wednesday September 23rd @ Second Wind Santee with Bad Karma, Ruines Ov Abaddon and Sergulath (Damcyan's brother).
See ya then.
Keep it eviL!
::Vikki::

9/14/09: Well, I’ll be g*d damned! We didn’t get kicked out of the Jumping Turtle this time for our lovely depiction of plastics and my very filthy, filthy mouth. I’m sorry, but you couldn’t get this mouth clean with all the Ortbiz gum in the world. Well, I have to hand it to Joe of the Turtle. Bravo to you sir! I think he actually has feelings for us!

As always it was a pleasure sharing the stage with The Fucklordz! Also it was the first show for Dead Daze. So if you didn’t catch them last Saturday… well, you’ll most likely see them soon!

And most importantly we also learned how Family Guy is obviously better than American Dad. It's not even an opinion anymore, it's a FACT! Sorry Michelle... You lost! Somebody comfort this poor girl, she's having problems coming to terms with the fact that I won.

Our next show is Friday, September 18th @ The Cowshed in Escondido! Sorry kids, this is yet another 21+ show. We’re working on finding an all ages venue. Currently we have no takers. So hang in there!
::Vikki::

9/11/09:So here's the deal: I just received word about the show @ Fannies being canceled! Gay. Good news, we are still playing a show tomorrow night! We have managed to hop on the bill over @ The Jumping Turtle in San Marcos. I take it we are no longer banned from that venue.

So tomorrow night: WE PLAY AT THE JUMPING TURTLE!! Be there at 8pm!

FANNIES SHOW CANCELED!!
See ya there!
::Vikki::

9/6/09:We were cornered last night by Mexican metal bands Sangre and Savage Machiine! It was our luck that Damcyan and Kavena couldn't make it last night. They left us for dead... Thanks alot guys, g*d.... It was an awesome show! Sangre and Savage Machiine were so spectacular, I almost creamed my panties twice! Then we closed the show and I had a 35 minute tantrum. Oh, and we blew a fuse some where in the mix. Most importantly, it was Big Mike's birthday!

Next show: Saturday September 12th @ Fannies with Dead Daze and The Fucklordz.
::Vikki::

9/02/09:-Breaking News!
This just in! Damcyan will be joining us on September 5th at Cheers And Beers! Now I know what you're saying... "How come they're not on the flyer?" Well shit, I just found out last night and I made the flyer like last week. So there it is.
::Vikki::

8/26/09: Tonight @ Second Wind Santee, we'll be performing along with Eternal Unborn and Bad Karma.

Due to some miscommunication and other complications, The Order Of The Fly will not be joining us tonight. Sorry for destroying your hopes and dreams like always!

You know the drill... Keep it eviL!!
::Vikki::

8/14/09:
::New Album Update::

Many of you have asked about when some new music is cumming out. You will most likely be seeing a new full length album by early to mid 2010. A date and album title will be announced by the end of this year. There will be no CD release party because that’s just stupid.
Keep it evil,
::Vikki::

8/11/09: We have been taken off the bill for August 21st @ Hot Topic. They double booked that night... "wink" "wink". We asked for another day. They said they would call us... ha! I doubt it! I have my own speculations on why they cancelled us. I'll let you decide for yourself. I'll tell them to cancel Christmas too while their at it! Obviously they are not thinking of the kids here!

No hard feelings Hot Topic. Look, we've been through alot together. Some good times, some hard times. I can't stay mad at you, you sell those socks I want. You know the ones that always rip in 5 seconds, because I forgot to cut my toenails.

Alright so, we are clear, AUGUST 21ST @ HOT TOPIC + SQUIRRELLY ARTS = CANCELLED!

See you August 26th @ Second Wind Santee. That's if you are the age of 21 or older. :)
::Vikki::

8/1/09: We will be pulling out of the show for August 9th at the Radio Room.
Ruines Ov Abaddon will be taking our spot.
If you were planning on going, you should still go. It will be an awesome show!
The full line up for August 9th:

The Fucklordz
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Platypus Egg
Sanu!
These are all sic bands, so if you get a chance, check them out.

**August 5th @ Second Wind Navajo is still on!**
::Vikki::

7/25/09: We got some sic bands we're playing with cumming up in the beginning of August. If you like some some heavy metal that's going to shank you in the ass?! May I recommend August 5th @ Second Wind Navajo to you...
Bands:
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Bad Karma
Squirrelly Arts
Serguloth

Go ahead copy and paste these names. Google them, search for them on myspace. That's why I typed them like that. Take advantage... don't be lazy because you just might like it...

Ok...ok, settle down now.
Moving on.
August 9th @ the Radio Room! If you like some funky ass shit that will leave shrapnel lodged in your ass... like I'm talking about you won't be able to sit right for weeks. May I recommend this show.
Sanu!
Platypus Egg
...and yeah we're on this bill too. Like you didn't see that cumming on your face.

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!

So that's my update. Goodbye
::Vikki::

7/21/09: We're performing at the Comic Con kick off party this Thursday (July 23rd) at the Stage located in the Gaslamp District... 762 5th Ave (between F St & G St) to be exact!
It's a FREE SHOW!
So that means you can save your money for medication to treat your mental condition after the show. See, we're always thinking of you :)
Now get your ass to the show!!
::Vikki::

7/15/09: OK Everyone,

I am unhappy to see you all made it home in one piece after last night's show at "The Nav". I swear we will get you eventually! Now that the lovey dovey shit is out of my way, there is a bit of unsettling news that has been brought to my attention. The subject: Free merch.

Obviously it has not been made clear to certain individuals that there will be NO free shit to give out EVER! I make no apologies if I hurt people's feelings on this. The members of Squirrelly Arts bust their ass to put on a sick, fun and entertaining product on stage for people. The amount of work behind the scenes is ghastly! To keep this show afloat takes money. Money that is earned from shows and merch. I will reiterate OUR message to all of the people that continue to ask for free stuff; IF YOU LIKE SQUIRRELLY ARTS AND WANT IT TO CONTINUE, SUPPORT US. IF NOT, DON'T! SIMPLE AS THAT! We do not take for granted that you all come see us. Members of S.A., their family members and friends ALL pitch in to keep this thing alive. If you are truly supportive of a band, SUPPORT THEM! In all my years of being a fan of music and of artists, I have never asked for free handouts no matter how big the band is. Because I want to hear and see more of them, I want to help support them. Period.

IF OUR POINT HAS NOT BEEN UNDERSTOOD, WE WILL BE MORE THAN UNHAPPY TO CONTINUE TO REWRITE THIS MESSAGE OVER AND OVER UNTIL IT SINKS IN.

REMEMBER: WE STILL LIKE YOU IN THAT WIERD, STALKER KINDA WAY.

HERE'Z TO KEEPING IT EVIL!!

RRR McShrimpton

06/17/09: Ok, our secret is out... Yes, it's true. We have no drummer. Which by the way = we're fake. That doesn't mean we're a figment of your imagination silly! It just means we're not a real band because we didn't follow the cardinal rule of having a live drummer. Oh yeah, and we don't have a live bass player either. Some smart drunkard blurted out about the fact that we don't have a drummer! Thanks alot! Now everyone knows. Well, now I know how Ashlee Simpson feels.
So on to other things. Um... Oh, ok! We played last night in East County San Diego at a bar called Second Wind Navajo. Now if you are not familiar with East County... Yikes! It's fun for the whole family! Alright so get this mind-boggoler~ So East County is full of bros and bro-hoes that l*v rap music and hate metal. but they're all like "I hate em Niggers!" Yeah, well that makes as much sense as Chubbaca living on planet Ewok. (If you are a Star Wars buff and I didn't spell something right, I don't care. But I'm trying to make a point so don't interrupt me again!!) It just does not make sense! It's ok to hate, but damn it, can you at least have a good reason. Don't just get on a bandwagon with the Neo-Nazis and Bros, make your own you Turkey. It's not any more hard than that. Like I should be talking, because obviously we jumped on the Manson bandwagon. Hey, how come we're not accused of ripping off Slipknot, Mudvayne, Motograter, Berzerker, Insane Clown Posse and Mushroom Head... they wear masks and make up too! I'm just kidding, I know why. Call me master of the obvious, it's because Manson is a gimmick... but the real question is why did you read through all this if you think we're a gimmick... Sucker!
Now copy and paste this in your bulletin or your going to have 69 bad sexual experiences! That's worse than just plain bad luck!
::Vikki::

06/04/09: Holy Shit! Did we just sell out??
Dude, maybe Hot Topic is becumming so unpop with the kiddies that they rely on shittly local bands like us to make them look kool again? Just a thought. Oh wait... Fuck that! I'll be the first to say I support Hot Topic! I buy my socks there. If you're a local store and you crumble, it's because your store and your attitude sucks! To all you little wannabe fashionable punker kids who think they know everything about everything, here is a little piece of knowledge for your pea sized brain. Everything is Corporate! Remember that the next time you pass some US currency at the mall. Dumb dumb.
See you there July 3rd at Hot Topic. ;)
::Vikki::

05/28/09: Dear Daria,
If I'm a dick and you're a pussy, does that mean you take it?? That's just a question all Shaolin Signal fans who came out last Saturday should ask themselves the next time they look in the mirror. I mean what else could you look at in the mirror besides the biggest pussy ever! Haha, if you are reading this and think I'm a jerk off... you are probably right. What will make me laugh is if Shaolin Signal reads this themselves... No Shaolin Signal, I don't hate you yet, I just think your fans take it. That's all. By the way, where was your "Betty Page army" to support you?? I was looking forward to alienating them. You know the ones with the look that states "I want to be different but we all look the same." Well anyways, Everyone was pointing fingers last Saturday, so I say blame it on Creep (Eternal Unborn) for putting us on the bill. We're that apple starting to rot from the inside out. We look alright on the outside, until you bite into it... first we have your attention, then we just leave a nasty taste in your mouth that lingers weeks after the incident. Well that's what happens... So if you are like, "I like Shaolin Signal and Squirrelly Arts fucked everything up!" Blame it all on Creep because he knew prior that we would fuck everything up! The 8teen Center already blamed us for everything, so I'm just trying to connect the circle of finger pointing. It takes a team effort! Well I guess next show we'll totally fuck up will be June 16th at Second Wind Navajo. YAY!! We return to East County! So if you can bare listening to us after a few shots to numb the pain, go ahead and grab your cowboy boots and cum on down! Until then, I leave you with this... FUCK THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE!
::Vikki::

05/18/09: Gearing up for this Saturday (May 23rd) at the 8teen Center... which is all ages by the way. We'll be raffling ZOMB13's mask at the end of our set. It's $1 to enter the raffle, so don't bitch! See you there...

05/14/09: Squirrelly Arts will be performing @ Dream Street this Saturday! A little bit last minute, but some sluts needed to be filled at Dream Street. Don't worry Drew we may have bailed on you tonight, but we're cummin' Saturday night! There will be no rest for the anal! We make shit happen.

Tonight: Draind, Savage Machiine, and The Fucklordz hit the stage @ Dream Street!

05/13/09: We (meaning Squirrelly Arts) will be raffling off one of ZOMB13’s dildo-faced-gas-mask-thing-of-a-jig after our set on Saturday, May 23rd @ The 8teen Center. You should enter the raffle because it’s only $1 and we need to feed ZOMB13 with that money.

05/08/09:“This is bullshit!”
Three manly men in baseball uniforms… That was their review on our show last night. I would like to know if that was before or after they saw penis. Yeah, we’re not sorry if we offended your sexuality or your ears. We tend to do that a lot. I have this theory I would like to share with you. I believe that homophobic guys are not good in bed. They’re too caught up in the image of trying to be that manly man wannabe gansta’ thug shit because they’re too insecure about if they watch me for too long… they might question themselves about if they would masturbate to it. You know I fooled you from behind! So be ashamed! If you’re a homophobic man that doesn’t “eat out”, are you sure you don’t like to “suck it”? Now I know that’s a long hard one to swallow. Swish it around for a bit.
The next time we make a bad influence on kids will be Saturday, May 23rd at the 8teen Art and Cultural Center. (Click here for show info)

04/21/09: Squirrelly Arts will be performing their dance number, "Why Dave cancelled the show at Dave's Warehouse at the last minute?" Featuring Eternal Unborn and VV Morgue with special guest: Order of the Fly! This will be Friday [4/24/09] @ the 8Teen Art & Cultural Center... That's where you should be. If not, you are about as homo-erotic as Creep (Eternal Unborn) and Vikki (Squirrelly Arts) humping each other on stage!

04/18/09: **Tonight's show has been cancelled!** There will be no apologies on behalf of Squirrelly Arts. If we had it our way, we would have brought the hate tonight. You can point the finger elsewhere. The next all ages show will be on Friday April 24th 2009. Until then, keep it eviL!
::Vikki::

04/16/09: Alright, so I thought I would update this shit. I don’t know if these posts are considered news or just simply Vikki’s diary where I can bitch and whine like all my favorite cock- rock stars! As ZOMB13 would put it, “You whine too much.” Well tuff shit! It’s my diary not yours!! It’s okay ZOMB13, you know I l*ve you! Alright so first off, what’s really important… Let’s talk about last night. To set the fucking record straight, Dr. Lunchbox is with us, and if you don’t like it; you can fuck on! Now, to the people who don’t know what “fuck on” is… that’s where you get off all over yourself with a spurt of hostel fluid from your own conjunction function. Now that’s all said and done, you should probably know now that Ashley is officially my sister, so she is part of the Squirrelly Arts family. Talk shit, and you will get orally slammed with a dildo! Oh yeah, and if you weren’t at the show, I got served with an 80’s diss from a fucking cowboy! It was hysterical! I went to shake the Cowboy’s hand. I said “Thanks Austin for doing sound tonight.” His serious reply was, “Austin is not here, but I’ll tell him you said thanks.” Then he proceeded to walk away, without shaking my hand like I just got done jacking off and forgot to wash my hands. Or maybe he was blinded by the sight of my ambiguous characteristics. Man, he served me with a cold shoulder. I’ll tell you what, I haven’t been iced with that line since I was manufactured back in ‘85. Well, you better saddle up partner, because we’re scheduled at Second Wind Navajo two more times! May 7th and June 16th! You may make us sound like an empty aluminum soda can, but you can’t take that tang we just left in your mouth… it’s called jizz. Learn to swallow, then we’ll talk. But on a gayer note, you should cum see us Saturday at Dave’s Warehouse! It’s all ages and it’s free! We’ll be in good company with Eternal Unborn and Ruines Ov Abbadon! Side note to readers: I will refuse to stop my chaotic mannerisms until the day that I see two Christian rightwing conservatives go missionary on public access. Thank you. See you Saturday.
::Vikki::

3/17/09: To recap on this last weekend of playing Arizona for the first time, it turned out to be pretty successful. This is due to the fact that I felt like we mind-fucked the majority of the audience; giving goth scenester kids something new to talk shit about for a couple days before we are forgotten. Well if you hated us, you can blame your homeboys Ikonoklast for inviting us. Don’t think we’re just going to disappear though… we’ll be back soon to fuck your shit up once again. As far as cumming back to the City Of Plastics the following night, we would like to fuck each and every one of you in the mouth who decided to show up that night, especially Scarry Garry. Don’t worry, I like it concentual of course so I don’t feel too bad if I don’t get you off. I forgot to tell you Scarry Garry… it’s all about me when I hit the sack. I’ll make you my hooker, toss your ass to the curb after I’m done with it. It’s okay Garry, we are very entertained by you. R3 won’t shut up about you. We were glad to cum home and share the night with Eternal Unborn and The Fucklordz and all the SexXx Offfenders who can give a fuck. I know the feelings are mutual. Keep it Evil! We’ll see you on the 27th @ King Music, ready to kick bitches down another notch.
::Vikki::

2/26/09: You know when you don’t have that special someone because you realized your hand will never fuck you over. Yeah, well it’s kind of like that. LUV154TH3W3AK CAM[PA1N] this Friday @ King Music! Bottle up the pain for just one more day. I promise it will be worth it.
::Vikki::

King Music
3592 Main St A
Lemon Grove, California 91945
US
All Ages
$2 @ The Door.

02/04/09: I entitle this news piece “The Nub”. I won’t mention any names or body parts. I don’t know why, but I think I bring the gayness out of straight guys because last night two guys tried to French kiss me, and I was like “EEEEK! I’m lesbian!” I was born with a penis as a deformity though. Go figure… I almost threw up a couple times after that whole experience. Yet again Second Wind put up with our debauchery with a team we should have called the train wreck trio: San who?, Magical Hocus, and of course yours never truly, Squirrelly Arts (Because I’m just a simple militant whore trying to get my mings wet.) Don’t forget to cum see us for the event that I cherish so much: LUV154TH3W3AK CAM[PAIN]: 2/27/09 @ King’s Music!
::Vikki::

02/02/09: Some might ask, “Well how was Mueller College last Saturday?” We were so entertaining that a girl was more interested in texting her over dramatic life to some guy who doesn’t really care or she was picking a new ringtone. Again, I provided 2 choices for you. Pick one and continue reading. I was personally hurt, because maybe everyone is right… I am an attention whore and I needed her attention. Or I like mine better... I hate bitches! I was disappointed that I couldn’t get under her skin, but I was flattered she wasn’t into us! The moment that “So Cal” “Like oh my god have you heard of Six Reasons?!” crowd ever starts to like us; I would ask myself where did we go wrong? Maybe we should just stop before we get too deep. But I don’t think that would ever happen. Reason 1: I can’t sing at all, so there goes my dreams of joining the San Diego pussy-bait pop-metal scene… I mean I haven’t fucked in 2 years so that’s telling you something… (That is the gauge for success in case you haven’t got the memo. How much pussy have you gotten since you started your shitty ass band?... None? Well then you have failed miserably and you should be stuck playing shows with Squirrelly Arts for the rest of your “rockstar career”.) Reason 2: Damcyan can play their instruments way better than us. So how can we compete with that? By the way Damcyan, where did you get that girl who whores out your stuff at shows? I was thinking of renting one myself. Nothing sells the band like a piece of meat with a pair of tits!
::Vikki::

1/26/09: Do you like Damcyan and Animal Corpse? Boy, are you going to hate us! True metal heads hate Marilyn Manson, right? Well do you know what they hate even more?? Manson rip offs! You might ask, Vikki, how did you discover you're a Manson rip off? Well, like nobody else I listened to what the emo community had to say. Surprise metal heads, you have something in common with the emo kids. Maybe you guys aren't so different after all. Unite your metal anger and emo tears against us! So cum out to the Second Wind (Santee) this Wednesday and let us know how much we suck! Or you could just simply sit out in the parking lot until we're done, and be like "Man those guys suck. By the way, here's a fun little fact. Did I tell you I know everything about music?" Here at Squirrelly Arts we understand how important it is to keep your ego built up. "So tear us down like a whore" (rip off of a Manson song. You're welcum.) Stay Smug San Diego!

01/15/09: Last night was sexually destructive! We would like to thank VV Morgue and the Radio Room for putting up with our shenanigans! No worries VV Morgue, there were no implications for kneeling down before a Vikki… that’s just weird (Inside thing between the squirrels’ and the Vs’). I personally wouldn’t like anyone kneeling down in front of me… I would be like “Are you ok?” I mean usually I’m the one on my knees. I’ll tell you what I do like though! I like hugs! So hopefully you like hugs too, because when we play another show together I’m going to give you a big hug! Whoever wasn’t there, you missed something so unbelievably incredible! It shattered worlds! Creep McCreeperton (yes, that is now your new last name, given by me to you) from Eternal Unborn was actually sober during our set! That means there were no drugs in his system. I mean what?! Eternal Unborn sober??? Unbelievable! But it happened and I was there! Until next time! Yours truly, ::Vikki::

01/12/09: King Music had fun with us! We blew their fuse about 6 times in 30 minutes. Yes, the rumors are true that I single handedly blew the fuse twice out of the 6 times with just my huge ego. Yeah, because I wrote Strumpet and stuff? psshhh... more like our music sucks off Manson's tunes. Right?
Thanks to the following bands who took part in our 2 day rampage of screaming, carrying on and such: IDS, Bedpost Buzzards, The Fucklordz, Eternal Unborn, and the name I always have to “copy & paste” Skyzophrenia. (sorry, I’m too lazy to learn how to spell new things, or maybe I'm just stupid. You, the reader can choose your own interpretation.) Well most people can’t even spell our name right, so there!
If you were in the crowd at King Music and you were disgusted by our presence… you’re welcum! Hope to see some of you haters on January 31st because we’re playing with the Fucklordz again! It’s too bad for all you Fucklordz fans that hate us, because it just so happens that we’re friends with the Fucking Fucklordz… So Ha! You can’t get away from us! Eat shit!
Wednesday, we bring the hate to the Radio Room so go ahead and set some time aside to cum see us all over the place!
Oh yeah… before I forget… Fuck Plastic Bitches! Fuck you if you’re fishing for a compliment from me! No, I won’t fuck you! And most importantly, Fuck Pacific Beach! Yes, Mr. Tucker, I said it. You’re one letter away from Mr. Fucker. I didn’t know if you knew that.
::Vikki::

12/05/08: You Tards are nuts!! What better way to start the Holiday Season with the complete anhilation of the City of Klan-tee! I was really looking forward to meeting the son-of-a-cunt that pulled a knife on Synn after our last show there! That guy really loves him some Jesus! Everyone must see these 3 bands before they die: The Gulag Carnies, The Fuck Lordz and Eternal Unborn. They have now be-cum our new partners in hate! I gotta say they are THE most fun to spread debauchery and chaos with! AHHHH, brings back good old fashioned memories of watching snuff films with good ol' Grampa! 'Til next time...........
-R3

12/02/08: I'm back and its time for you all to learn some god damn shit about life... and im going to teach all of you. for any of you that thought it was bad before... realize this... that wasnt even the beginning... that was just the baby being conceived... and this isnt the birth. its the pregnancy test... the one that tells you the gates of hell have opened and you harvest the demon child within. all that you need to know is its over. its time to bring the new. A NEW BREED OF HATE!!!
-Synn

11/06/08: I had fun playing with myself. Did you have fun watching? Thanks to The Reverend Stickman, Fuzz Huzzi, and Bedpost Buzzards for joining us last night. I’ll see all of you soon because you can’t get enough of me. I’m cute, cuddly and self abusive! ::Vikki::

10/30/08: Unhappy Halloween my little shit nuggets! To all those who came to see S.A. last night, bravo! You proved that you have the same disgusting habits and full of as much filth as we are. A special spanks to the Bettie Page army that graced us with their presence! Not a compliment!
Squirrelly Arts hopes your Halloween is full of guts, gore, and all the fecal-amities that your heart desires!
-Ridiculous Raymond Raye Mcshrimpton

I'm going cliche... Fuck You!
-::Vikki::

10/25/08: Thanks to Ruines Ov Abaddon And Sanu! for putting on one crazy ass show with us! Thank you to everyone who came out and let us put the evil back into your hearts.
Squirrelly Arts will be Seeping up to the surface again, at The Ruby Room (Ex-San Diego Sports Club) on wed, 10.29.08. Be there or be fucked! As always, ::Vikki::

10/07/08: Due to feeling stagnant with the playlist on myspace, I thought I would give you some new music for your listening pleasure. Bitch.

10/02/08: Last 3 shows never happened, so if you didn’t go… then good, you didn’t waste your time. The booker from Fannies fucked us over. We were ready to play, but the idiot fucking overbooked the show and then tried to make us look like assholes. Fannie’s and Willy can suck my dick with a smile.
September 28th, we got put on the bill to play at the Jumping Turtle. The owner kicked us out before we even started our set. He claims to be big in the industry. “I make millions of dollars! I shouldn’t have to put up with this shit!” Fuck you blow hard! So anyways we are banned from Jumping Turtle.
Last night we got pulled off the bill at the 710 Beach Club, because we couldn’t sell shit for tickets. We’re not sales men! So fuck the pressure because I don’t give a care in the world to struggle for something that’s not even there. We’ll always be the underground band that everyone shits on. Fuck being professional! Well at least that's all they can hold over our heads.

09/23/08: Listen up everyone! As you may or may not know, the music scene in this town is a constant fuckin battle. A lot of clubs make bands sell a certain amount of tickets for every show (by the band members, personally). We are no exception! Pre-selling tickets fuckin sucks! It has turned us into something we are not! Annoying salesman! We would rather be annoying artists and musicians! We want people to come to the "show" because they can't wait to see the bullshit that we pull on stage, not because they were guilted into it or felt pressured. Noone will ever be asked to buy pre-sale tix from any SA member again! This will be a load off of our minds! We do not "use" our family, friends or fans! In this way, we can focus all of our energies on giving you all the best possible fuckin stage show we can!

9/20/08: To anyone wondering how Squirrelly Arts spent their 1 year anniversary, you literally missed nothing! SA were never able to play. We were bumped off! A big Fuck Off goes to Fannie's in Spring Valley! Way to go Douchebags! Way to overbook, start the show late and give bands 20 minute fuckin sound checks when the "show" is already running behind! And who the fuck are these sound checks for? Kiss our ass! Go straight to hell! We hope you get stuck in that shit hole for the rest of your life! Kudos!

09/17/08: Squirrelly Arts tickets are on sale for Octoberfest @ 710 Beach Club.
Tickets are $10.
Ages: 21+
Also November 1st: All Hollows Day @ Dream Street, tickets are also on sale for $7
Ages: 21+

09/16/08: Hey Fuckos! Another Friday, another slaughter! It just goes to show that Squirrelly Arts will play with anyone, anywhere at anytime. If you witnessed what happened on 9/12, then you know what we are talking about! Now, we can say the only type of band that SA needs to play with is a mariachi or cumbia band! YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT SHAKIRA! Any genre, any venue, in any dark alley. We want it ALL! Cum play with us this Friday 9/19 at Fannie's and help us turn Spring Valley into Shit Valley! There will be cake!
09/04/08: People are wondering... what happened at Star Garden... Absolutly nothing! We played and then went home. And no, Vikki did not fuck any stripper... that's right Julie! We were surprised to say everyone stayed for our set. Maybe that was due to the fact we were hindered the whole show. The security kept telling Vikki that they're are no dildos allowed on stage, but they allowed masturbation. That made alot of sense? So I'm sure we won't be welcummed back...

In other shit, we have a new show cumming up, and it's all ages! Hopefully the venue doesn't visit our site and cut us from the bill, because we all know how all age venues feel about us :) hmmm....
So make a date with Vikki, ZOMB13, SYNN (he's in ZOMB13's pants), Ridiculous Raymond Raye McShrimpton, Synthmaster J and Pet Scott M1 for Friday, September 12th!

08/31/08: We are proud to say we can clear out a whole venue and have it all to ourselves! That is exactly what we did last night at Dream Street! Fuck all you trend whore branded pieces of shit that thought I was a push over novelty! We bring a new breed of hate, something most of you couldn't understand because you are too ingrained in society's rules and regulations. Are we evil, out of control and too over the top... or are you so tamed by everyone else's standards, you forgot the last time it was alright to be yourself. Don't think about it too hard, because maybe we're just a bunch of clowns who forgot how to care about cynical little bitches like yourself.

8/24/08: Cum see us Saturday, August 30th @ Dream Street! So bring your friends and all your hatred with you! We'll destroy everything!
You better be at our Hollywood show!!! Squirrelly Arts vs the Star Garden Strippers... A fight for power! It's going down on September 1st!

8/19/09: August 23 Show @ Thortons Cancelled.
As Stated from Thorton's:
"Sorry but it seems for a fri or sat yur style of music is not a fit with the pub. Didnt realize u were so graphic in your performance. I will however be able to slot u in on a Sunday night in sept if u are interested. Problem is we are a family restuarnt until 10pm on friday and st nights"
We had nothing but problems and clutter-fuck with this show. So in a way we are glad something happened. I know this is the second show in a row that has been cancelled... there were complications on the Second Wind. We didn't even know if we were on the bill (3 days before the show) but that's it. We'll have some new shows up really soon.
Sep. 1st : Star Garden (in Hollywood)
Nov. 1st : Dream Street (in San Diego)
We have some more shows we're working on getting which will be up soon. Thanks for your "patients"! To all the Sexxx Offfenders, we'll destroy shit soon!

08/13/08: Show Date has been changed @ Thorton's Irish Pub to SATURDAY, AUGUST 23! It's still FREE and ALL AGES*

08/11/08: CANCELLED: Wednesday August 13th 2008 @ Second Wind.
Cum See us Friday, August 22nd at Thortons Irish Pub! Here's fucking why if you even asked yourself that: First off, it's FREE! Second It's all ages! Third, we're having a hunt. So be there!!!

08/04/08: Destroying shit, making a big mess and blowing out speakers is fun, especially when it’s at the Jumping Turtle, and security wants to shut us down. In the end, I hope we fucked your night up (that was the goal set for the majority of you). If we offended you… good! You were our target and we don’t care about your feelings or existence, but we do care about what you think. So feel free to talk all the shit you want… we’ll just take it further. Also we had the pleasure of making new enemies with another band that night (No names will be mentioned, if you were there… then you might know). It was beautiful… Thanks to all the SexXx Offfenders that share the hate and destruction with us.
p.s. Fuck that white trash hillbilly christian faggot who pulled a knife out on us! We’re cumming back August 13th to Second Wind in Santee!

07/26/08: Last night Vikki got to be on stage with Mankind Is Obsolete. Oh yeah! Thanks to the people who stayed and shared the hate with us at the stroke of midnight. It was more than a pleasure to degrade ourselves in front of such an audience. Hopefully we could degrade each other sometime. Once again we never fail to weed out a good amount of people! They know they are not welcum with us.:) We refuse to be tolerated, in fact if you walked out, I hope you hate us because we hate you. By the way in case some of you didn’t get the fucking memo… Fuck your sex sales propaganda and fuck all the plastic bitches in the world. Squirrelly Arts is starting a new breed of hate, and it’s against you.

07/09/08: First off, thanks to everyone who showed up (and stayed) last night to support us, MKIO, and Ikonoklast. Squirrelly Arts scared two girls away last night. They just got up and left. “Dildos and Swastikas… Fuck that!” They put Squirrelly Arts stickers on their breasts, before our set, I guess they made too early of a commitment to slut it up for us. So HA! They won’t be cumming back to our show!
July 25th, MKIO is coming back to San Diego with Simple Shelter, and we’ll be joining that force! See you there (if you can handle it) hehehe…

7/06/08: Thanks to all who showed up at Brick by Brick’s music festival! We had a blast and met some kool new bands and new people. (One person in particular who could see dead people and demons coming out of Vikki) Now that’s hott! I know The Gulag Carnies know who we’re talking about. Another kool band we met at the festival was Sophist. Those guys were pretty dope live!
Catch us again Tuesday, July 8th @ Second Wind (In Santee). Mankind Is Obsolete and Ikonoklast will be with us! And It’s only $5… So you better be there!...or Vikki will be upset…

06/29/08: Last night was fucking crazy! We shared the stage with Vil Condena, and hopefully we’ll play again with them soon. If you missed this last show, you have to make a point on coming out next time Vil Condena is with us. They were just bad ass!
Our upcumming shows:
July 5th (Saturday)- San Diego Music Festive @ Brick By Brick
July 8th (Tuesday)- We’ll be playing @ Second Wind (in Santee) with Mankind Is Obsolete and Ikonoklast.
Also be sure to check out the interview on Squirrelly Arts @ www.guitarbinge.com

06/15/08: For all those who spent Friday The 13th with us: I hope it was as good for you as it was for us! Mmmmm…. I just want to eat all of you up and some of you out. That’s just Vikki talking… So anyways our next show is June 28th (which is a Saturday) @ San Diego Sports Club. Hope to see you there!

05/19/08: Our show has been moved to June 13th @ Dream Street, which so happens to be Friday The 13th. What better way to celebrate bad luck and some good horror with your favorite whores, Squirrelly Arts! Make sure you wear your favorite Jason (Friday The 13th) mask. (Ages: 21+)

05/14/08: Thanks to everyone who went to the May 10th show! We made some new friends, some new enemies... so we made out pretty well! Our next show is on June 6th @ Dream Street with Emotion Sickness (ages 21+). Be there or you're fucking lame!

04/17/08: Thanks to all those who showed up at the Second Wind, and we would like to thank Obvious Vitamin and The Fucklordz for joining us that night. Stay tuned for the show on May 10th at Static Lounge in San Diego (you can find all the details under our listing for shows.) Shirts and albums will be available on May 10th as well.

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