NASCAR, RECKLESS DRIVING, SHINY METAL OBJECTS, KNITTING, STARING AT RANDOM THINGS, BREATHING, SLEEP, HITTING STUPID PEOPLE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER
Music
VERY ANGRY STUFF- THE KIND OF STUFF THAT COMES WITH A WARNING LABEL: WARNING- MAY CAUSE YOU TO SLAP YOUR MOTHER...ALTHOUGH I DON'T RECOMMEND SLAPPING MOTHERS...ESPECIALLY MINE- SHE'S GOT A LEFT HOOK LIKE TYSON, AND SHE BITES TOO...DESPITE THE BLONDE IMPEDIMENT...OH, AND OPERA RAWKS TOO
Movies
I FINALLY SAW MY 1ST MOVIE IN 3 YEARS. BORAT WAS AWESOME
Television
IS A SQUARE BOX THAT HAS PEOPLE IN IT DOING STUFF & OPRAH & DR PHIL LIVE IN IT.
Books
Hyperspace"- Michio Kaku, "Pride & Prejudice"- Jane Austen, FRANK HERBERT'S DUNE, JEAN SHEPHERD 'IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS PAY CASH', DR SUESS!
Heroes
ME...FOR I VOYAGE NIGHTLY INTO THE VALLEY OF STUPID, WRESTLED WITH THE MANLY DEMONS OF DOUCHEBAGGERY AND I HAVEN'T GONE ON A SHOOTING SPREE...YAY FOR SOCIETY!
Skwerl, Brazen Hussy's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
JAMESBURG
Body type:
5' 6" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
TELECOMMUNICATIONS
Income:
Less than $30,000
Skwerl, Brazen Hussy's Schools
Devry College Of Technology-New Jersey
North Brunswick,New Jersey
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: TELECOMMUNICATIONS
Minor: US HISTORY
1998 to 2001
Monroe Twp High
Jamesburg,New Jersey
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
AT&T IN ORBIT AROUND TATOOINE, NJ US KNOWER OF STUFF FIXING OF THINGS
DISH NETWORK MONMOUTH JCT, NJ US ADMIN MGR DNSC
DEATHSTAR DAYTON, NJ US LOYAL MINION TELECOM
Deutsche Telekom Manhattan, NY US Doer of Things T-Systems
starting 1/21/08
Skwerl, Brazen Hussy Government can do something for the people only in proportion as it can do something to the people.- Thomas Jefferson Posted at 5:00 PM Nov 6 view more
I WORK NIGHTS, AM POORLY SOCIALISED AND MAY KICK PUPPIES. I LIKE CARS & MOTORCYCLES AND MOST SPORTS...I HAVE ANGER ISSUES STEMMING FROM WORKING/DATING...PEOPLE...'CUZ THEY OUT TO GET ME. I also have a CuteOverload.com addiction
***WRATHKETEERIAN UPDATE: 297 WRATHKETEERS!!!***
WE'RE ON UR INTARWEBS, WURSHUPIN UR SKWERLS!!11W00Televenty11!!!!!!- WE'RE GAINING ON YOU JONESTOWN...THE PLAGUE IS SPREADING!!!!!
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Who I'd like to meet: OUR BELOVED LORD AND MASTER, FOAMY. PRAISE BE TO YOUR SQUIRRELLY WRATHINESS. HAIL FOAMY....AND KEVIN SMITH & PUPPIES...THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA CLAUS: ANY FUZZY CRITTER BEARING CANDY IS ALRIGHT BY ME. Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
SKWERL's Carny ability:
You command the Sideshow Legion - a formidable entourage, and a match for even the best of armies.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE TO MEET...A GUY WHO DOES NOT HAVE ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING CHARACTER FLAWS: EXCESSIVE LYING, COWARDICE, ADDICTIONS (CHEMICAL, ELECTRONIC, GAMBLING, WHORING), DRAMA KING, EGOMANIA, CONDESCENSION, DUMBASSEDNESS...YOU KNOW SOMEONE FREE OF ABJECT DOUCHEBAGGERY...AND I WANT TO MEET SANTA.
tis true i'm afraid, but i can't imagine your life is so mundane that impersonating a small, limb-challenged plastic drink ornament was a highlight in your otherwise pedantic existence, but then again.....
ah, you're a lass after me own heart, or perhaps me spleen- i, as you no doubt have surmised, was in fact referring to that nefarious rapscallion, the insidious mr plastic giraffe- mind you, he does have excellent taste in Ladyboys, particularly considering he's a small drink ornament with 2 broken legs and a menacing growl
glad to see you wear it like a badge of courage! just because we're a prog band who only people in Europe have heard of doesn't mean we live in our Mom's basements or engage in role play-- well, at least not all of us
bug, bug, bug away. I only swat when I get really pist off ;] see ya soon.
b.t.w. tiffs cousin turned 18 and wants me to take her skydivin. we're going on the 5th if you or anyone you know is interested. Ms. Steph Thrasher said shes going to just to watch. you're welcome to do that and/or jump w/us.
