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		Gays arent sanctioned by the Bible, but slavery is Male 21 years old Jerusalem, Jordan (Bitches!) Jordan Last Login: 2/18/2008

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Music	Dedeification of the American Faithscape Islam v Christianity: which is right? Misquoting Jesus
Movies	even better than the burger king.
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Books	The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives \| I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage \| Join the Pastafarians \| Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster haha beware the jihad! jesus aint scared a nobody This stencilled graffiti version of one of the cartoons on a wall was photographed by a reader in Hamburg, Germany on February 16, 2006. The words under the image say, "Hallo Mittelalter '06" -- "Hello Middle Ages '06". "WE NEVER TAUGHT THEM TO DO THAT" When a Russian newspaper published this cartoon, it was shut down by authorities and its editor faced criminal charges. Hey Muhammed, lets take a ride in the tunnel of tolerance... CUZ YOU AINT SEEN OFFENSIVE YET!
Heroes	GOD, Senator Sam Brownback, Mary Brownback (and children), Harold Bredesen, James Dobson, Tony Perkins, BEVERLY LAHAYE, Rod Parsley, David Barton, Jim Talent, Kerry Livgren, Abraham Vereide, Frank Carlson, Billy Graham, Doug Coe, Zach Wamp, Steve Largent, Tom Coburn, Joe Pitts, Don Nickles, Strom Thurmond, John Ensign, Jim DeMint, Ed Meese, Moses, John Roberts, Abraham, Pat Robertson, John Shadegg, John Boehner, Ronald Reagan, SoD Rumsfeld, Jack Abramoff, George Bush, Dennis Hastert, Tom DeLay, Roy Blunt, Joe Barton, Eric Cantor, John Doolittle, Jerry Lewis, Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole, Sam Alito, Francisco Franco, Jesse Helms, John McCain, Rob Schenck, Sean Woo, Robert Wasinger, Charles Colson, Bono
Groups:	a real world venue, SPIRITUAL AWAKENING, Mormon Mafia, I saw Jesus Christ, CRABISM, theRelevant., Young Life, Taoism View All Jesus's Groups

Jesus's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Bi
Hometown:	Bethlehem
Body type:	6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	Black / African descent
Religion:	Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	In college
Occupation:	televangelist

Jesus's Networking

Modeling - Model - Glamour
you can sometimes see women kissing my feet, and sometimes im dying for everyone's sins! now THATS what you call glamour modeling!!!

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About me:

Negativland - The Mashin of the Christ

???From what I was told by my mother Maria, she was seduced by God Himself and I was the result. Being the illegitimate Son of God isn't as cracked up as it should be. I didn't even get to meet my brother Jesus Christ!! Damn Jews betrayed him and had him crucified! Curse you Father for letting that happen! I wished I could have known him, but those damn Jews! Bah! I think the Bible my brother's disciples wrote is a bunch of blasphemy. What a joke. I now preach my own Gospel, one which I give salvation and absolution for a minimal fee of $100 a head. $500 if you committed a adultry or thievery. $1000 if you committed murder. Who knew it would turn out to be a successful business? If only my brother were alive to share my vast wealth! I hope to one day ascend as my brother did, and overthrow my Father and take my rightful place on His Throne.???

Who I'd like to meet:
Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day

Here's a picture of me hanging out with all my favorite dieties at the God's Club. Ah, good times.

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The Big Train	Nov 26 2009 9:38 PM MySpace Comments
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Kurveball	Dec 22 2008 6:43 PM Happy Birthday from Kurveball! Hope you had a great year, and we wish you many more great years to come!
Y when i'm not high?(confused)	Dec 11 2008 8:53 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- .. Hey Jesus, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
Jacob	Sep 26 2008 11:57 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Planet app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Jesus, I am sending you a gift. Could you please accept it. Click on the gift box you think Jacob sent!
Diane	Aug 21 2008 11:58 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Can you beat my score on this quiz? Guess me behind my mask ( females) I got 70%. Can you do any better?
Diane	Aug 21 2008 11:35 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Can you beat my score on this quiz? Fresh prince of bel-air I got 77%. Can you do any better?
Diane	Aug 21 2008 3:31 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Jesus, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
MIGUEL Online Now!	Aug 19 2008 2:33 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- bloody angel has danced with Jesus using SuperPoke! Get SuperPoke and find out what everyone wants to do to you! Or adopt a SuperPoke Pet now play with me add my sis at stegagaray3@yahoo.com
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♥MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE THERE BABY GIRL BAYLIE RENEE	May 26 2008 7:07 AM Hey Jesus, I just bought you on Buy Your Friends. Click to see how much you are worth! ...... ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Buy Your Friends application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
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