stabb ... john stabb.
"This is crazy. He's just a misguided 4th grader trying to dredge up some pond scum"

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46 years old
bumfuck, MARYLAND
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GeneralIf I had a penny for everytime I was interested in something, I'd have at least a roll.
MusicCurrently listening to: Rambling Shadows/7 Door Sedan/Tru Fax & the Insaniacs: live at Surf Club Live Manchurian Garden Club: rehearsal space
MoviesAmanda by Night, American Movie, An Everlasting Peace, Billy Jack, Blood Simple, Boogie Nights, Caddyshack, The Darjeeling Limited, Date Number One (especially that dude playing the Ninja-ha!), The Departed, Enter the Dragon, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Fast Times at Ridgemount High, Ghost World, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Gun Crazy, High Noon, High Plains Drifter, Iron Man, The Jerk, Little Miss Sunshine, The Lives of Others, Lolita, Lost in Translation, The Manchurian Canidate, New Wave Hookers 3, Once upon a time in the West, Pandora's Mirror, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Punch-drunk Love, Raging Bull, Rushmore, Secretary, Shadow of a Doubt, Sherrybaby, This is Spinal Tap, 24 Hour Party People,
TelevisionCurrent stuff: Most anything on Adult Swim, Meercat Manor, and crap on cable when we're at the In-Laws-ha! Older fare: The Wire, Arrested Development, The Office (UK), Action, The Knights of Prosperity, Twin Peaks, The Prisoner, The Avengers, SNL, Batman, The Green Hornet .
BooksThis Band Could Be Your Life, The Gas We Pass, Banned in D.C., Strange Wine, Going Underground American Punk 1979-1992, Punk Diary the Ultimate Trainspotter's Guide to Underground Rock 1970-1982, Trouser Press Guide to Alternative Rock (all volumes!), The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film, Punk Love, Polly, Scar Tissue,
Heroes"I don't want to be nobody's hero/I don't want to be nobody's star" - Jake Burns
Groups: Government IssueThrashRock N' Roll City Council

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Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:twin peaks
Body type:0' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:jizz mopper



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About me:
Check out my acting debut as a Ninja searching for love in a little (it could be big!!) indie-film called "Date Number One". http://www.wilddiner.com As you can see, I am filled with nothing but love.
Who I'd like to meet:
Crispin Hellion Glover, Alisha Klass, Donal Logue, Patton Oswalt, Captain Sensible, David Lee Roth, Mike Watt, Adrian Boreland & Natalie Wood (R.I.P.) ... and maybe YOU!

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Jacinda





Jul 5 2008 10:05 PM

Just saying hello xo
*angelfuck* [is fucked]





Jul 4 2008 11:59 PM

yeah.
viruses are no fun!

well the whole me getting fucked deal is a long story.
my friend called me at about 11:30 at night a couple weeks ago and said that she had gotten released from her detention center earlier that day and she needed a ride.
so i went to pick her up and the state police called me and asked if i had talked to her, i said yes.
then they informed me that she had escaped from the detention center and i went to pick her up that i would be charged with aiding and embedding an escaped criminal.
but by the time that they had contacted me i was already at the place she had told me to meet her at.
so they cops think that i was trying to help her get away.
soooo, the PA state police are looking for me...
ugh!
its a bad situation.
bvut hopefillu i can talk to them and tell them the real story, you know?

oh, and i did have a good 4th.
i hope you did as well.
i managed not to blow off my hands.
haha
=D
*angelfuck* [is fucked]





Jul 3 2008 8:38 PM

hey john.
how have you been?
havent talked to you in a while.
tömiß





Jul 3 2008 12:57 PM

HAPPY 4th of JULY JOHN!!!
Evil Avie





Jun 30 2008 2:35 PM

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Dollar Bin





Jun 30 2008 10:02 AM

Flying in on a psychedelic mule on gilded Wingos and landing in a barn near you soon. Jay apparently is not accustomed to the paparazzi (yet- oh you wait)

Rambling Shadows- My Little Mule
Lexicon Leprechaun





Jun 28 2008 12:57 AM

You have not been on this Meat Space thing for days now John?

So I am hoping you are still breathing that clean Washington D.C. air bro? :)

I know you got a B-Day coming up too...;)
D in DC





Jun 23 2008 11:57 AM

RIP George 1937 to 2008
HONEYBURN





Jun 22 2008 9:15 PM

HEY JOHN!!!
How are you doing?
Dollar Bin





Jun 21 2008 4:48 PM

Thanks so much for the DVD- was watching The Wilson Center last night- welcome to the wayback machine. That was a fun night. Tom Berard looks about 5. Dang! And thanks even more for the shout out in the interview- I was pleasantly surprised. Real nice seeing you and Mika -give me a holler, love to see you again soon.

Uncle Link sez "I see the world through my asshole in a flashbulb of orgasm"- no- sorry- that was William S Burroughs, I get them confused...
Alyssa





Jun 20 2008 4:56 PM

John Stabb come home!!!!
7 Door Sedan





Jun 15 2008 12:28 PM

The latest...

Donald Keesing





Jun 14 2008 1:43 PM

Best lyrics ever and the guitar- so (um) fast

Yngwie Malmsteen "I Am a Viking"
Dollar Bin





Jun 12 2008 7:39 AM

As Martha says- if you know this song, sit on the floor and smoke something

Ottley! I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night
Alyssa





Jun 11 2008 10:51 AM

Mr. Stabb sir....are you ok? do you need assistance? s.o.s. send me a signal sir, smoke, text or myspace, lol. hope the stabb family is doing well..take care sir :)
Dollar Bin





Jun 10 2008 12:56 PM

Thanks for your support John, means a lot to me. Wish more of the old crew were interested in our little pre-hardcore rooted scene here. Maybe if we sounded more like a really bad version of Gang of Four or anemic Fugazi wannabes. Alright so I'm a bitter old fuck. Not exactly a news flash is it- haha
Lexicon Leprechaun





Jun 8 2008 4:24 PM

Beatnik Flies





Jun 7 2008 1:58 PM

John, thanks for showing up last night.
It's easy to play great rock n roll when I see my heroes out there in the audience.
Joe-The Beatnik Flies
Alyssa





Jun 4 2008 8:38 PM

Ok, well I can lend you some of my butt, since you are lacking in that department...i have plenty to spare...hope all is well...enjoy your visit to d.c. sir...
Dollar Bin





Jun 3 2008 7:09 PM

When your grandchildren ask you where you were on D-Day don’t disappoint them.

Tell them you were storming the beaches of The Quarry House Tavern with the brave young(ish)* lads of DOLLAR BIN and THE BEATNIK FLIES

Answer your call of duty and maybe that Quarry House call of booty.
Friday June 6th at 9pm Georgia and Bonifant, downstairs in downtown Silver Spring



* that is as in not dead yet
Michele | www.audiodrome.it


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Jun 3 2008 1:58 AM

yeah, everything is well down here man, the new home is great and I hope you will come to visit us soon.
take care my friend
M
Alyssa





Jun 2 2008 7:49 PM

How are you today sir? Hope all is well. Alyssa is grand. Have a monumental day.
Take care :)
Michele | www.audiodrome.it


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May 31 2008 1:47 AM

Hey, how are you my friend?
hope things are well on your side!
take care and keep in touch with the Italian friends ;)
Dollar Bin





May 29 2008 7:15 AM

Intensive top-secret preparations are underway for D-Day at the Quarry House.

Friday June 6th at 9pm

The bristling beachhead of boredom is bound to be breached by all.

Headlining are the hardened veterans of THE BEATNIK FLIES unit under the tenacious generalship of the indomitable Joe “Patton” Dolan with his pearl jam handled revolvers on his hips.

Opening are the eager for action greenhorns DOLLAR BIN under the distinguished leadership of the legendary Randy “Ike” Austin. Their drummer CB has been kidnapped by the dreaded Baltimore Irish Music Mafia for the night, but the brazen multi-instrumentalist Phil Duarte of the Franco-Basque-Portuguese Resistance code named “Pup Tent” will make you rock your fine behind.

Indian Code-Talker Juanita Mendoza Keesing will confound the enemy with her elaborate Yaqui-Apache based jive. How many fascists will be left alive?





Dive Bar Natty





May 27 2008 4:15 PM

Forsythe was totally nice.
And yeah, Comic Con and Fangoria were totaly nerd fests, hahaha
Lexicon Leprechaun





May 27 2008 1:59 AM

So John I got an email a couple weeks ago from Dr. Strange Records about the new G.I. DVD out and it looks pretty H.C. :)



Hogans Heroes





May 25 2008 4:49 PM

CHEERS !



JULY 1986




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MOSTLY IN PHOTOS AND LINKS -





HOGANS HEROES :



ROLLING STONE -

VH1-

BILLBOARD ARTIST LIBRARY


MCA LOS ANGELES.

SKID ROW/HOGANS HEROES

M.A.D. TOURBOOKING



VOODOOPUNK .COM PUNK AND HARDCORE LYRICS WEBSITE


TRACKS ARE CHANGING



PEACE GB
Alyssa





May 25 2008 5:15 AM

Ok, so it's a plan then...all the yummy, beautiful people for a cut throat, scrabble match at my house...me, you, your wife, your sisters, my beautiful, yummy friends....ya'll better bring it! Seriously though, just bring your skills and your Scrabble dictionary. Lodging/food is on me. C-ya soon sir.
HONEYBURN





May 22 2008 7:54 AM

7 Door Sedan





May 21 2008 3:23 PM

oh well.... 6/20... 6/20.... mark your calendar.
Ken (other guitarist) is just getting off the plane from Colorado to make this gig at Surf Club Live!
Alyssa





May 20 2008 4:46 AM

Omg, yes I love scrabble! The trouble is finding people to play with. Once they realize you're better than them, they quit...sore losers i suppose..i met henry once at the paramount in seattle, he was very kind...on top of the fact that he donates time, $$$, etc to worthy causes such as yours, and the USO., that helps his yummy factor, u r a nice, yummy guy to... take care of yourself..
7 Door Sedan





May 17 2008 4:46 AM

Thanks for the scoop on the "other" gig! We're doing Artomatic Sunday at 7pm (sharp--supposedly)
Alyssa





May 16 2008 9:46 PM

Very nice indeed.
Thanks for adding me, I appreciate it greatly! Best of luck to you kind sir :)
Dollar Bin





May 15 2008 11:08 AM

You’ll see us in the Dollar Bin baby.
And hopefully at PG Community Pool, with the awesome RAMBLING SHADOWS
4pm, this Sat 5/17- Free show!
34th & Buchanan, Mount Rainier, MD

Dollar Bin-Cigarette Machine
Live at the Sidebar, Baltimore Jan 19, 2008
30 Years Under Bawlmer

Dollar Bin-I Don’t Need Anything
Yell County