About me: Even though I live in a corner of my uncle's piss-soaked cardboard box (hey, it's a DOUBLE DOOR FRIDGE cardboard box) I'm an internationally reknown scientist and the inventor of the memory erasure machine, now programmed to ERASE all memory of my many archievements from the feeble minds of humankind... HEY YOU, DON'T PUSH THAT LEVER ·%%&%&%!!!
I don't think the word "chalupa" has the right connotation of "cruise," do you? I think we need to hold out for something that looks, well, like it won't sink for a start!