STACEY NIGHTMARE!!!!
Female / Women / As Seen on TV
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"MOONSHADOW, MOONSHADOW!!!!!"
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33 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login:7/23/2008
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STACEY NIGHTMARE!!!!'s Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I have six pet birds! Why won't boys come over my house? | | Website | staceynightmare.com | | Influences | Bad boyfriends, Horrible childhood, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Bad Dance Music, Stephen R. Covey's 7 Habits of Highly Successful People. | | Members | Not yet, but i'm saving up for the surgery!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. | | Films | Where's Poppa? 1970 dir. Carl Reiner- played Ruth Gordon's clitoris. |
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STACEY NIGHTMARE!!!!'s Interests
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| General | Check out my hilarious blog!!!!!!!! | | Music | Jock Jams, HI-NRG, Freestyle, House, Acid House, Animal House, 1800 House, Casa de los Babys, Acid Jazz, Acid Bossanova, Boric Acid, Techno, Electro, Disco, Cunto, Daft Punk, LIME, Rush, Stones, Zep, Who. OMG, OOPZ-----I forgot to be ironic!!!!! | | Movies | You might be surprised to learn party girl Stacey Nightmare enjoys spending quiet nights at home curled up in front of the TV, watching sappy romantic movies about people who fall in love, while she is alone, always so alone. "Why?" She wonders to herself, "for God's sake, why?!" Sometimes, Stacey cries as she watches, and her salty tears run a ragged race down her deeply pitted face, drip off her prosthetic chin, the steel hooks that serve as her hands, past her long, flat leathern bosom, over her many rolls of fat, and finally collecting like a glacial pool of liquid sorrow in many the tubs of ice cream on her lap. | | Books | Book am hard read. | | Heroes | Anna Nicole Smith, Tyra Banks, Marc Bolan, Preparation H. Raymond, Burgess Meredith, Bob Balaban, Jack White, Jack Black, Phil Hendrie, Thurston Moore, Agnes Moorehead, Gene Wilder, Billy Wilder, Chris Elliot, My Grandpa, My Fifth Grade Teacher Mrs. Talbot, wait a minute....Did you say heroes, or people I want to have sex with? |
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STACEY NIGHTMARE!!!!'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Scroton, MA! | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | comedic entertainer | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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STACEY NIGHTMARE FUN FACTS!
(the following material has previously appeared in Tiger Beat magazine © 2004!!)
Bet you didn't know: In 1993, Stacey accidentally ran over a blind person named Willaim Andrew Craigston and buried him in her backyard! Stacey didn't see him coming either!
Awww, cute: Who's the proud owner of a third nipple? You guessed it- Stacey N.!!!!!!
Have you heard? Stacey Nightmare is sportin' some ink! The sassy startlet has a live-sized tattoo of late night talkshow host Conan O'Brien's face forever inscribed on her back! The funnyman's somewhat leering mug is visible during many sexual positions and has caused three abrupt departures, two break-ups, and one premature ejaculation!
Did you know? Stacey Nightmare has an almost prehensile urethra! Wave back!
Small town girl! Stacey Nightmare, international megastar hails from the unassuming hamlet of Scroton, Massachusetts, also known as the world's Candied Almond capital! Like it says on the postcard: "Scroton MA, You'll Love the Taste of our Nuts!"
Here's the scoop! Sharing a cone with the world's greatest comedianne? Make sure you get a double dip of Stacey's favorite ice cream flavor: chocolate abalone swirl!
Surf's Up! If you head down the beach this summer, you might spy bathing beauty Stacey Nightmare at one of her favorite activities: catching a wave (or a seagull too weak to escape her hungry maw! Kee-Ronch!) Besides hangin' eight (she's missing two toes from a rented pair of roller skates that proved to be gangrenous) Stacey also enjoys parasailing, snorkeling and smelling towels.
You're shitting me! Stacey Nightmare's acting career began with a brief, uncredited cameo in Carl Reiner's 1970 film Where's Poppa?. Look closely or you'll miss her! She played Ruth Gordon's clitoris.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Gene Wilder, and cry on him for like 45 minutes.
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