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Lauren Horneber
Lauren Horneber It's not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Female
24 years old
Buffalo, New York
United States



Last Login: 11/16/2009
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    beefaroni's Interests
Generalaccents, action figures, alizée, amelie, angst, ani difranco, arthurian legend, baking, being a cappuccino goddess, bikini kill, bisexuality, bloodhounds, bobbing my head in time, buffalo has the weirdest weather ever, buffalo's weird foods, byrd theatre, c.s. lewis, caffeine shakes, calvin and hobbes, catullus, chet baker, children's books, christopher baldwin, chuck palahniuk, claude levi-strauss, coffee + plate of fries + pack of smokes = bliss, comic books, complaining, costume design, csi, daft punk, dailypuppy, damien rice, dancing in my kitchen, dancing with myself, day-dreaming, ddr, death cab for cutie, deconstructive criticism, denny's, devon sproule, diet dr. pepper, doing the dishes, douglas adams, dr. mario, dress-up, drinking songs, drunken sex, eating contests, elliott smith, ender wiggins, eskrima, evan chan, ewan mcgregor, faeries, fantasy, flavored lube, flirting, flogging molly, folklore, foreign films, forensic anthropology, forensic psychology, freckles, gaming, garbage, gay bars, gay culture, gay pride, gender differences, genetic disorders, gin, giving up, good eats, h.p. lovecraft, harry potter, hobbledehoys, homoerotic subtext, hot dickings, house md, i'm so cute, i has a bucket, jealousy, jeff buckley, jenny lewis, jim henson, john singer sargent, johnny mercer, joseph campbell, katamari damacy, kitchy love songs, knitting, kung-fu movies, latin, lloyd alexander, lolcats, magfest, martial arts, miyazaki, molesting literary characters, monty python, moping, moulin rouge, movie trivia, muay thai, muppets, naked time, naughty office, neil gaiman, nellie mckay, nerd conventions, nerd culture, new music, nick cave, nick drake, ninja-kitties, orgazmo, oscar wilde, overdoing it, ovid, oxytocin, party monster, peter s. beagle, pickles, pigtails, pirates, pocky, poe, pretentious movies, privacy, quentin tarantino, quiet desperation, rachmaninoff, radiohead, rasputina, recipes, rilo kiley, robert ressler, rufus wainwright, sad love songs, sci-fi, secretagentlover men, secrets, sex, showtunes, sigur ros, silly love songs, singing in the rain, slash, sleepwalking sex, slingback heels, snarking, sneaking kisses, softserve trucks(but not ice cream trucks), spending all my rent money, steimel bombs, subtitles, sucking at gaming, sulking, sushi, sylvia plath, tall boys, tamora pierce, tank girl, tea, terry pratchett, the 10th kingdom, the cure, the flaming lips, the inklings, the killers, the murmurs, the postal service, the smiths, the thrills, thunderstorms, tickle fights, tim burton, tolkien, tom waits, tori amos, travelers, unicorn plushies, used book stores, useless trivia, very very very long scarves, video games, vonnegut, whitman, wikipedia, x-strike studios, zach braff, zaphod beeblebrox, zork

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MusicRilo Kiley, Iron and Wine, Tori Amos, Weezer, Rammstein, Elliott Smith, Portishead, Cat Stevens, Beruit, Kylie Minogue, Of Montreal, The Smiths, Her Space Holiday, Indigo Girls, Marvin Gaye, The Postal Service, She Wants Revenge, Arcade Fire, Neutral Milk Hotel, Leonard Cohen, Muse, The Killers, Daft Punk, The Cure, Royksopp, Belle and Sebastian, Hellogoodbye, Gogol Bordello, The Roches, Morrisey, ARMCANNON, Bjork, Amy Winehouse, Devon Sproule, Mono
MoviesAmelie, Pan's Labyrinth, Edge of Seventeen, An American in Paris, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Swing Kids, Casino Royale, Kill Bill, LoTR, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Dogville, Gangs of New York, Billy Elliott, Howl's Moving Castle, Mean Girls, But I'm A Cheerleader, Better Than Chocolate, Hero, The Count of Monte Cristo, My Cousin Vinny, My Own Private Idaho, The Red Violin, The Pianist, Twelfth Night, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Pi, 300, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Salton Sea, The Saint
TelevisionHouse, Law and Order, L&O: SVU, L&O: CI, CSI, CSI: Miami, Ugly Betty, Scrubs, Spaced, Good Eats, The Secret Life of, Ace of Cakes. I like food, snarkiness, and cop drama.
Books"But there's one more thing to be said, even so. Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all those things-trees and grass and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones. Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But four babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. I'm on Aslan’s side even if there isn’t any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn’t any Narnia. [...] Not that our lives will be very long, I should think; but that's a small loss if the world's as dull a place as you say." - Puddleglum, The Silver Chair by C.S. Lewis
HeroesNeil Gaiman, Eleanor of Aquitaine, Melie, Robert Ressler, bears, Tori Amos, Nikola Telsa, Gene Kelly, Jonny McGovern, Sibylla of Jerusalem, Alan Moore, John E Douglas, my mom, Roberta Williams
Groups: X-Strike StudiosCulpeper RC/ Regal Cinema 4Smiles That Could Kill (s.t.c.k.)Big Ben Remembered ForeverIt's anime bitch!!WNY Browncoats

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Springfield, VA
Body type:5' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:secretary
Income:Less than $30,000

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About me:
I can fold a shirt in 3 seconds flat. I am uncannily incredibly good at finding things. I am the third best barista in Buffalo. I'm pretty clumsy and have at least 3 nasty bruises on my body at any given time, but I've never broken a bone in my life. I hate shoes that make my feet sweat. I like falling asleep on my boyfriend like a cat. I like him, too(we are totally pickles together). I hate it when people say you're stupid just because you have different opinions from them. I have a delayed topical allergic reaction to any and all metals. My shoes are cuter than yours. I have been waiting 5 years for someone to take me ice-skating for my birthday. Also, I'm awesome.

Watching instead of doing housework: As if getting Guild Wars wasn't bad enough, now I've downloaded Firefly and Avatar episodes. And then there's Heroes. Oh, Heroes. Also, my massive crush on Captain Mal is making me play Jade Empire waaaay too much.
Playing on repeat: The new Beirut album, "Be Gentle With Me" - Boy Less Likely, "Heart It Races" - Architecture In Helsinki
To catch them: is my real test.
To train them: is my cause.
Devouring ruthlessly: Salmon with cinnamon, brown sugar, and various Cajun spices.
Greatest thing ever: LOLCATS!!!!!!
Want liek ohemgee: An MP3 player than won't crap out on me (fuck you right back, Creative Labs!!!)
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Who I'd like to meet:
Neil Gaiman, Danny Elfman, Jonny McGovern, Tori Amos. I most soundly refuse to die until I have told them how much their works have changed my life for the better.
Puppies of any kind.
You. Aim me (electricbloux) so that I can block you already.

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Jul 21 2009 8:06 PM

The Transmission Summer Dance Party is this Saturday at Mohawk Place. Hope to see you there!


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Apr 20 2009 2:25 AM

The next dance party is on Friday at Mohawk Place.
We hope to see you out!


Do It!!!
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Mar 21 2009 3:29 PM

We hope to see you out at Mohawk Place on Friday for the 6th annual The Cure VS The Smiths dance party.
Wandering Spirit

Wandering Spirit



Feb 11 2009 11:22 PM

Lauren! Sorry I continually forgot your name at the Fest-o-MAG, I just can't bring myself to associate a normal name with such an awesome lass. It was bloody spectacular to see ya again at drunkfest this year. Catch ya on the flipside.
-Walk In Peace-
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Dec 23 2008 7:15 PM

Don't have any plans for New Years Eve yet? You should come on out to Mohawk Place and hang out at the Transmission New Years Dance Party. Get into it!
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Dec 2 2008 8:36 PM

Saturday is the Transmission Winter Dance Party at Mohawk Place. We'll be playing all of your favorites, keeping warm for a night. Hope to see you there!
Powers Turner family

Powers Turner family



Oct 15 2008 5:19 PM

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Oct 5 2008 1:10 PM

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Click on the gift box you think Powers Turner family sent!

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Sep 13 2008 12:08 AM

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Sep 10 2008 8:42 PM

This Saturday is the Transmission Back To School Dance Party at Mohawk Place! So come on out and neglet your school work for a night. As always we will be playing the best of synthpop, alternative and indie dance musicIf there is anything that you would like us to play, please let us know.
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Lizzy



Aug 26 2008 2:51 PM

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Aug 5 2008 3:23 PM

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Aug 4 2008 11:19 PM

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Aug 4 2008 5:21 PM

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Jul 22 2008 4:20 AM

We hope to see you out at Mohawk Place on Saturday night for the Transmission Summer Dance Party. We'll be playing all of the favorites, and celebrate the summer heat. And remember, no one should go home from Transmission alone.
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Jul 3 2008 4:07 AM

if you r in my extended mom, does that mean u r also in your extended grandmom? i will get to see u soon!!!!YEA!!!!
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