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Ali Hassan

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / Asian
  • Films

    sighhh.. does extra work count? WAIT - i was in a video. for a song called Kabhi (by Josh)...i can be seen shaking a martini shaker...and my ass!
  • Albums

    dont rush me man! I'll have one someday...
  • Website

    dude....this IS my website!
  • Bio

    A consummate Canadian born in the 1970s in Frederiction, NB, Ali Hassan demonstrates an intimate knowledge of snowshovelling, original Starsky and Hutch episodes, and ice fishing. And lying. He’s never been ice fishing and cant even remember which one is starsky and which one is hutch. but holy crap did he shovel a lot of snow. While most comics yearn for their opportunity to hit the road and do shows in comedy meccas like Flin Flon and Oshkosh, comedian Ali Hassan is on a different path. His goal is to fuse his years of experience as a chef, caterer and cooking instructor with his love of making people laugh. Great food and big laughs. This page is devoted to one man’s solitary journey to be Canada’s first Maritime-born, French-speaking, Pakistani-backgrounded cooking show host. Says Ali "Now that my close competitor Carlo Rota has nailed himself a role on 24, its time to start a new kind of Great Canadian Food Show!! You keep the terrorists at bay, Carlo. I’ll flip these tandoori chicken omelets." A true comedic genius in the making, Ali Hassan IS TRULY The Hottest Muslim Comic in Brossard, Quebec.
  • Influences

    My Dad - joking around was always more fun than stoning Mom. (this feels like an award acceptance speech) Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Will Ferrell, Conan, Ricky Gervais, Larry David, Chappelle, Dane Cook and awesome local folks like James Cunningham, Steve Patterson, Shaun Majumdar and our boy Sugar Sammy! MadTV, Kids in the Hall, The Office, This Hour Has 22 Mins, the early Trailer Park Boys....I really should have stayed back when my parents left the Maritimes. I was TWO...but i coulda made it.

Blurbs

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's ever beat chronic masturbation. No ..wait. Anyone who's ever beat themself like a chronic masturbater. Better.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Height: 0' 1"
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Occupation: Comic / Chef / Cooking Instructor

Interests

  • General

    The colour blue. Speaking with a lisp in a Spanish accent. Romance.

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