Frank D. Generic, Ara Slack, Yula Beeri, Sturg Fuckin' Hipster, Nico de Gaillo & often our official members include: Chris Portier, Alex Charpentier, P.Nut & our most frequent flier Major General Franz Nicolay with a shout out to Brian Alien! Past members have included: Jaimie T., Kisston, Gigi & the band was concieved of Stz & our dearly departed Brandon Chevalier-Kolling (1980-2004)
Influences
Political Punk, Metal, Crust, Ska, Garage, 80's 'PoP' & Indie-Rock
Sounds Like
Leftover Crack, Degenerics, we're "a little bit country, a little bit rock n roll, n a lil bit Soul II Soul"* 80's Pop, 60's Mod, 90's Crust, some new songs sound like 80's thrash & much, but not too much...more!!! *(quote is O.D.B. from the Mariah Carey "Fantasy (remix)" where p.diddy was just starting to ruin songs by lethargically grunting "uh" and constantly announcing that it is indeed "the remix"...)
O.K., so we're not actually trying to take your under-age children across state-lines to live the decadent Star Fucking Hipster lifestyle.
We are a new band featuring members of mostly current, with a couple of non-active, but not broken-up bands like Choking Victim, The Degenerics, Leftover Crack, the Slackers, Nanuchka and Casa de Chihuahua with honorary members from bands like the Bouncing Souls, World/Inferno Friendship Society and the Hold Steady (all of whom play on the two tracks we have decided to debut on this page). Anyhow, we have what I believe is a talented group of musicians here and we are making an effort to try and mix shit up with our styles of playing and song-writing while keeping the ideas of leftist-politics and ethics of true punk alive (we understand that the definition of "punk" has broadened and in our opinion has been obscenely perverted for years to meet capitalistic ends), but we are not here to exclude people, we don't care what you do, own, believe in, look like, where you come from or any of that superficial shit. We plan on playing all-ages shows with the hope of maintaining the interest of "slightly older" folks such as our-selves. What we do or "believe" in does not need to be conformed to by you. We are an ANTI-RACIST, ANTI-SEXIST, ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC & ANTI-FASCIST organization. We are pro-choice, but anti-breeding, we are against any wars that are fought for profit or for the power to enslave people or to destroy the cultures of another race, religious or ethnic group. We are against nations and their ill-gotten arbitrary borders. We are against the invasion and colonialism perpetrated by crass, brutish governments such our own. We believe only in fighting to defend your people, culture and resources from being raped by international bullies looking to turn a profit at the expense of innocent people and this very planet that gives us life.
WE BELIEVE IN ROCKING YOU!!!
We hope that you rock back.
Silly-Fuck* Hipster-December 2007, revised May 2008
*see our first blog
(supposedly this map will show where folks that check this page out are from according to their profile...if it sucks or seems stupid or doesn't work, it will be removed, but the highlighted place should be you silly fucker!!! P.S. The map seems to work to some extent, but not right away I think, we'll see if it grows and how long it takes for you to show up on it...you silly fucker!!!)
just bought tha new cd last week, fucking dope, my shit comes out 2010 i would really like to record a track or 2 w/ sturg and nico, living day to day in tha pits of hell and tha heart of zombie america is not an easy task <3 yer dowwned fishy friend oooooh-town! hail satan lol--peace!!!
if anyone is going to the glasshouse show tomarrow we have some presale tickets left for $10! and if you live in orange county or close by you can go to vinyl solution in huntington beach there are a few left there. this show is going to be awesome!
Fucking awesome show last night @ the great american music hall in s.f. It was cool gettin to hang out with you for a minute stza, apparently i got so drunk they wouldn't let me back in the venue but i got to see you guys play thanks for the great show and the memories that i can remember. See you next time drunk fucks. Fuck all!
Hey, thanks for the add! Check out my music on my page, lemme know whatcha think. Feel free to hit me up with any questions, comments, etc...Also, if you like the music don't forget to click my demand it button on my page and type your city in. If you do that, just let me know and i'll e mail you a free track.
hey you aren't letting me hack your songs off your site anymore? no fair. i buy your cds... buy your merch... go to you're shows. least you can do is let me rob your singles off the site like any other capitalist hating band. please stzcrackomitus? i promise to only use them for personal use! while i masturbate...
i would say its just myspace but i can still download "two cups of tea" and "until were dead" but i already have those on lp. just not the new ones :( yours truly- a lonely crack fiend
one of my favorit fucking bands...id gladly suck all your fucking cocks at the same fucking time...you guys are that fucking amazing..stay true fuckers and dont let them piggys get you...
cant wait for tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!what an amazing lineup!!everyone make sure and get there early to catch Bum City Saints!!!!stay positive and useful.be well.carryin the fire, pmw