I enjoy long walks in the woods, tacos, sex with strangers, lysergic acid diethylamide, eating the flesh of the living, chocolate covered gummy bears, foreign automobiles, celebrity break-ups, national disasters that do not effect the west coast, facitous jabs at people's sensitivities, Black culture, "Wal-Marting" (capturing acts of domestic violence on camera), and whiskey.
Music
Journey
Movies
The Dark Backward, This is Spinal Tap, Ghost World, Eraserhead, Office Space, Audition, Ichi the Killer, Dead Alive, Dead or Alive, anything 1980-1990 horror (Friday, Nightmare, Texas Chainsaw, Sleepaway Camp, Evil Dead etc), Gonzo, Fear and Loathing, Jesus Camp, Blue Velvet, Idiocracy, Cool as Ice, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Dark Crystal, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Throw Mamma From the Train, Airplane!, High Fidelity, Lost in Translation, Fletch, The Warriors, Lost Boys, Clockwork Orange, Romper Stomper, Do the Right Thing, anything Troma, Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer, American Psycho, Dawn/Day/Night/Return of the (living) Dead, Hills Have Eyes, Star Wars IV-VI, Gummo, UHF
Television
*INSERT HERE YOUR MANDATORY PSEUDO-BOHEMIAN LIBERAL RANT ABOUT HOW TELEVISION IS EVIL AND YET THE INTERNET, WITH THOUSANDS OF PERSONALIZED AND INTERACTIVE ADVERTISEMENTS DISGUISED AS ENTERTAINMENT, IS THE MESSIAH*
The Office (U.S.), Sealab 2021 (with Captain Murphy), Aqua Teen, Tim and Eric, The Boondocks, Cheers, Twin Peaks, The Young Ones, Ab Fab, Reno 911, Kids in the Hall
Portland Community College
Portland,OR
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Psychology
Minor: Speech Communication
Clubs: Church of the Subgenius, Universal Life Church, Churches Chicken
Greek:
Lambda Lambda Lambda
Sprague High School
Salem,OR
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Geeks, Goth-Punk Losers, Fat Kids in Gym, Future Badasses of America
1995 to 1996
South Salem High School
Salem,OR
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: BBS Mods of Greater South Salem
One-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) Enterprises Portland, OR US C.E.O.
2005-Current
Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt Just saw a giant billboard sign that advertises a Tesla concert. Irony at its best. Posted 41 minutes ago from Twitter view more
Short Story: I am originally from Philly, born and raised on the west side of town. After a small altercation between myself and some peers over a game of basketball, my parents became frightened and moved me in with my mother's sister in California. After the initial shock of seeing for the first time public transportation featuring personalized license plates and fuzzy dice, I became relaxed in my new Bel Aire residence and eventually became royalty.
Long Story: Here are all the things I'm involved in, none of which seem to be making me any permanent income but all of which provide for wonderful hangovers and have helped me establish a grandiose sense of self-importance:
Enjoy your visit and don't drink the water.
Who I'd like to meet:
Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt's Friend Space (Top 8)
hahahhha I so should I should create a myspace phone list and we'll base it off mirandas myspace friends I fucking want a drop some time! for fucks sake! Give me a sentance studio time!!! Ive got a fuck ton of myspace numbers.... oh check my status I mentioned you ;)
yeah its expired and paper but im tryn to get a new paper one so yeah... Ill see if I can ride my happy ass down there but i map quested it and its a crazy ride to down there. Call devont'e! do it! hahahaha record it hhahhaahhaha
hey man! I drink whats severed to me you know this! Would I ever drink Gin outside of your presance???? FUCK NO! Also your ass bettter be commin over tonight if your at 45th you know where sexy is its fucking 10 minutes outsides of what ever the fuck you'd be doing anyways get over here and see your fucking girl! YOU JACK ASS
so you will mix and master portland to compton for free?? if so and i like it i will fuck with u cause the new album needs mix and mastered before going to stores
ya im serious i have a album coming out with the games homeboy in febuary it will be in stores everywhere if you can do one for free im going to need the album mix and masterd. check out the song portland to compton if you can mix and master that and let me see how it comes out then ill get to work with you when i get songs done. we got 4 songs done already.
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