STAYTE is undoubtedly the most:
*Intelligent* *Unique*
*Witty* *Sarcastic*
*Heavy* *Legitimate*
*Under Appreciated/Promoted/Supported*
Alternative, Industrial, Experimental, Sexified project to ever bless the Earth with it's presence. You're hearing this from someone who has SEEN THEM in the TRENCHES and I'll be damned if I stand idly by any longer!!
It is TIME for the EARTH to Accept what's GOOD FOR IT! And That My Rotten Myspace Pals, IS A BEEFY INJECTION OF STAYTE!
If you have been fortunate enough to see Stayte live, you would understand.
Joshua Bradford: This boy man charm has more issues than any other front man would dare tackle. The intensity and madness which shines from those eyes is that of a catfish shot up on PCP and Pot Pie. He was also chosen to front asylum dweller junkies, The Revolting Cocks. Now That Says Quite A LOT.
Clayton Worbeck: The Wizard Scientist who makes Doc Brown seem like a child's play thing. Clayton has no need to bask in the luxurious wealth he has created within his world of Stayte. You see, Clayton controls us all. We just don't know it.. Soon though we'll see the all mighty Worbeck unleashed upon the stage, cross country and around the world. Wielding his mayhem-filled axe and damaging our unworthy ears with his Industrial Metal Opuses. Be Fearful.
The point my Myspace Friends is... You have no idea what you've stepped into and by God... You'll Rue the days you never listened to Stayte!!!
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. Would you like to try some dark meat?. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? 20. this turkey baster sure comes in handy. works great as a suck off
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
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