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SteelTown TankGirls's Interests
General
Roller derby, dummy! Skating outdoors, in arenas, and at bars. Jungle gyms on skates, skates at the office, yoga on skates, kitchen skates. Roller ball, penalty push ups, cross training, physio therapy, pack attacking, power and strategy drills, scrimmages, bouts, fans, travel teams and YOU!
Music
Eclectic: Rock, Reggae, Punk, Hardcore, Dance, Soul, Metal, Oi etc.
Movies
Tank Girl, Hell on Wheels, The Fireball, Unholy Rollers, Demon of the Derby, Derby, ATL, Roll Bounce, Roller Derby Wars, Roller Derby Mania, Kansas City Bomber, The Big Brawl...
Rollergirl: Totally True Tales From The Track, From Roller Derby to Roller Jam, Skate Crazy, Roller Fever, Five Strides of the Banked Track: The Life and Times of Roller Derby, Laura Stamm’s Power Skating, Hockey: Drill Solutions...
Heroes
Anne Calvello, Skinny Minnie, Ivy King, Other Rad Rollergirls.
About me: THIS SATURDAY: HCRG Schoolyard Scramble Charity Mash Up
Hopscotch Hooligans (White) VS Monkeybar Maniacs (Black)
All proceeds to Cystic Fybrosis Ruby and Cohen Fund, Health Initiatives for Youth Hamilton and Inasmuch House.
Next Home Game:
July 26 Mad Rollin Dolls (WI) Pay the Harlots a visit!
Amidst the fog the renegade unit of female combatants became lost in the jungle. Was that an armoury or medic station that they spotted ahead in the war-ravaged town, or was it merely a mirage? No - it turned out to be an abandoned roller rink. The unit secured the building, powered up the lights and sound system, and traded army boots for squeaky quad skates. Though this unit was successful in previous missions they craved speed and stealth in a counter- clockwise direction, upper arm and thigh combat over weapons and standard operating procedure. This is exactly what they found at the
roller rink and enlisted like-minded mercenaries as blockers, jammers, and pivots. Their ranks grew as quickly as their skills did. Meanwhile, in far off lands the unit's loved ones wondered what became of them.
Were they MIA? AWOL? DOA? Neither - they are STTG.
We are part of the Hammer City Roller Girls roller derby league in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. We rock quad speed skates on a flat track. For more information contact our 2008 team captain at: Bashley Olsen at bashleyolsen@yahoo.ca
I haven't the words to express how much fun and relaxation I had with ya'll this past weekend. THANKS SSSOOOOOO MUCH!! As always I wanted for nothing and was given everything. One question, how did I get back to my hotel and where are my pants?
YOU: SteelTown TankGirls. WHERE: Onstage, near the end of White Cowbell Oklahoma's set this Saturday. WEARING: Skates. Helmet. Additional adornment optional.Wrestling encouraged. Just don't hurt us too bad. OUTTASITE!!!!
Yeah until you meet a Harlot in a dark alley, then you're scared and will want to run away crying for your mom....don't mess with a group of us at a bar or we'll break your leg..... ps I love you Skanky Tanks
Great job last night ladies!!!! Kenadee and I came from TO to watch the Tank Girls and Harlots Kick ass... and of coarse we were not disappointed! See ya at your next game!
thanks for the add..i love tanks, have 7 tattooed on me- D
Next exhibition
ONE NIGHT ONLY ART SHOW!
"JIHAD ON THE JIHAD - DON'T FORGET YOUR FLAK JACKET"
DEREK HESS and BASK
June 16th, Rosewood Gallery, Kettering Ohio (Dayton)
http://www.myspace.com/rosewood_gallery
Theocracies usually only benefit government or religious leaders.
Frequently the cost to the average citizen is high with only a promise of a
better afterlife for their on earth obedience. If your religion is not
practicing the golden rule then perhaps the religious leader has
self-interest in mind.
In his "Please God Save Us From Your Followers", Derek Hess questioned
the tactics and motives of the Religious Right in Christian America and in
"Jihad On The Jihad - Don't Forget Your Flak Jacket" Show; Hess and Bask
examines the same phenomenon in the Islamic faith. The devices of Jihad distort the
teachings of Koran and the entire Islamic faith. The size of your explosion or the
breadth of a body count is not an accurate reflection of devotion. This exhibit is not
designed to insult the Muslim faith - it is designed to support the 700
million Muslims who do not believe that killing your enemies is a
Koran-based teaching. Please bring an open mind - not weapons - to this opening.
July 14th, Foundation One Gallery, Atlanta, "DOUBLE VISION" new works by DEREK HESS and BASK
www.foundationonegallery.com
October 5th, The Pawn Gallery, Dallas
"Armageddon Has Been Canceled Because The Tickets Didn't Sell"
new works by Derek Hess
www.myspace.com/pawngallery
November 2nd, The Mahan Gallery, Columbus "Between Bad Relationships&q
