About me: This past Spring, a group of documentary filmmakers followed hip-hop rapper MC Steinberg as he prepared for the biggest show of his career. The actual events captured by our camera crew would not only showcase the critically-acclaimed art of this underground phenomenon, but also the tortured soul of a genius on the brink of insanity. Interviews with Steinberg's friends and family soon reveal an oh-so-tangled web that has to be seen to be believed.
Steinjive is a film by Brett Davis (Tales From The Crypt) & Don Takano ("Mambo Number Five") and will be released in late 2008.
Who I'd like to meet: "My estranged father"
- MC Steinberg
When Dennis Quid was born, originally he had an e at the end of Quid. His name was Dennis Quide. When he moved into a cave in the middle of the forest and covered himself in moose hair. A jew producer was looking around for money that hunters might have dropped, he saw Dennis who was hairy and at this point covered in deer cum. He said, hey kid, ya gonna be a star, he threw him a star of David that sparkled. You got this great look for a Bell Boy in a movie called Crazy Mama that will be completed in 1975. He rolled up his sleeve and said, "Here's my number." While on set many people mysteriously got ill, very ill. Nobody had known much about the crazy kid Dennis who was once covered in deer cum, they just knew that he changed his name and became sane over night. A scientist was on set. His name was Albert Honkcrackwhiteyism. He was seen holding a beecker full of green liquid and had been following Dennis for days. Albert got thrown off set screaming "YOU"LL BE SORRY! DON'T DO THIS" The scientist escaped jail by using his robot arms to bend the bars, steal the guards nerves with his new invention called Nerve Stealing Apparatus making it impossible for him to move. He got on into his Atheist car and looked at his Dennis Quid detector to find his whereabouts. In the main hall male deer were hooked up to machines being drained of their baby making syrup. Dennis's outer shell was sleeping in a cryogenic chamber filled with deer semen. Albert saw that it was just his skin and traveled further into a dark windowless room with a lantern lit. A child was chained to the wall. A creature with four blade legs, horns, and spikes and ate the child. He rip his head off and used it as a soccer ball. Dennis: Albert I knew you were on to me. Albert: Holy Graham Lawton's Theories and Fucking shit cunt. I hadn't any idea it was this bad, I swear by the name of Sir Isaac Newton and all things that fall.
Dennis: I've been alive for thousands of years. Originally my name was Dennis Quide. Do you know why? My name is an anagram for what I am. Queen AIDS. Yes I started the AIDS virus, in fact I am the AIDS virus, the only time I show it on screen was in the films, The Day After Tomorrow, and The Express. Those films have been infecting people with AIDS everyday since there release. Albert: But why in the name of chemistry did you sleep in deer spermatozoa? Dennis: It's the source of were my brilliant acting comes from. I didn't know that being a virus I could act. Not until I went crazy after cancer (Shirley Phelps) broke up with my and I went to live in the woods. If you behead me AIDS will cease to exist. Albert: Here is a moral delema do I stop AIDS and behead the greatest actor to ever live, or let his acting grace us all even if we all die of AIDS. I mean at least we will all be skinny. Studies by ichthyologists, immunologists, lepidopterists, microbiologists, neuroscientists, ornithologists, paleontologists, pathologists, pharmacologists, physiologists, and zoologists that he is the most talented human being alive...exept for willing acting in The Day After Tommorow, he was a dickface worse than a pedophiles mustache for that one. Alas Albert let himself get eaten by Dennis and it is my goal to kill that man. to kill AIDS...and Shirley Phelps. Now I just got all the AIDS out of my system?
