Boys. Beer. Bed.
A combination of three would be damned good.
Music
The Beatles, Nirvana, The Doors, Hendrix, QOTSA, Crosby, Stills and Nash, The Raconteurs, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Ray Charles, Oasis, Artic Monkeys, David Bowie, Jefferson Airplane, The Byrds and anyone worth their weight in musical salt.
Movies
I have the attention span of a gnat, which proves problematic for watching films (curs-ed are the MTV generation).
Still, I've managed to sit down for the duration of Easy Rider (without getting up to make a brew), and numerous porn films.
Television
2 seconds of everything on Sky
Books
Tibetan Book of the Dead,
The Electric Koolaid Acid Test,
On The Road,
First Aid for Cats (Bruce Fogle, 1995),
Frog and Toad Together (Arnold Lobel, 1983)
Heroes
Giles Brandreth, Stavros, Noah, Lennon, The Littlest Hobo, Kurt Cobain, Frank Gallagher, Ken Kesey, Mr. Heinz, Michael Eavis, Rumpole of the Bailey, Russell Grant, Anthony H Wilson and The Fraggles
The University of Salford
Salford, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
Major: HND Professional Sound and Video Technology
Minor: We did things with wires and plugs and vacuum sealed rooms.
2001 to 2003
Fairfield High School for Girls
Manchester, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Stuff. Pointless stuff. Except Pythagoras. EXCEPTIONALLY useful.
Minor: P.E
Managed a 1st class honours degree in Music technology/ worked at the BBC, Galaxy Radio, Shock FM... haven't got a scooby doo what to do with a 'signal path'... except maybe flirt and get someone else to do it
Above: The Butchers
The Legacy lives on...
You have navigated your way to the Jones Zone.
Never one to go in for mammoth ramblings no one will ever read (she said frantically deleting) I shall keep it brief. Using the smoke screen of 'Civil Servant', I plan a Manchester take over from my desk. Little do they know of my plans.
I like tea, cutlery, the Ikea catalogue, bricks, hoover attachments, Boney M, Little and Large, watching teenagers sniff gas, stray bodily hairs, confusing PC terms (grossly obese), and golden tears on the cheeks of an orphan.
Dislike rude people, people that don't get it, people that smell funny, people on benefits, people with speech impediments, people with only one eye, people with a hook where their hand used to be, people in towns, people in the village, people in the sky with diamonds.
i walked down lanes of leafiness
and stood in fields of green
and every time i thought of you
i could but only scream
it was not that i loved thee less
or that i did not care
but only that (and it's a fact)
it caught me unawares.......
it followed me from timbuktu
to dunny-on-the-wold
a funny smell, which i could tell
reminded me of mould
a stench as foul as any be
was coming from my shoe
and then i thought
"why, this is naught but common, mongrel poo!"
i tried to scrape it off my sole
i wiped it with some leaves
but, alas, it held on fast
so i was most aggrieved
"o hound of hell, i'll thrash thee well
when i catch up thee!"
but no one heard, except the turd
which was no use to me
and so i thought,
"i s'pose i ought to leave the bugger be"
for then i knew (and this is true)
it made good sense to me
i'll travel all around the world
from heaven down to hell
and you will always be with me
just like this rancid smell.
Who I'd like to meet:
Lepers. Mutants. Swarms of Bees. Factory Workers. Cheese Mice. People who enjoy ironing. People called Derek. Superman. Iceman. Spiderman. Batman and Robin tooo. Don't wanna cause a ruckus with BA Barracus have I got a match for you... she makes them look like a bunch of fairies, got more bottle than united dairies,
Hang about, look out for supergran.
Hello, More new tracks are up on our profile - 'Don't Go' and 'Backyard'. Have a listen. Also up is the new single Mariella - out in late Spring. Cheerio
Its another Bodog message I am affraid, but it is only to tell you that we are through to the National Final at Manchester Academy 2 on 7th February!!
It is a bit of a school night, but it is Thirsty-Thursday, so if you can make it then that would be absolutely brilliant! There seems to be an issue with the online ticket sales, but you can get them by calling the Manchester Academy Box Office. Let us know if you have any problems.
If it is anything like the last one, this will be such a great event and we cant wait to see you there (we have addded an album of photos from the City Final, so go have a look too!)
Look froward to hearing from you
Ritchie The Small Party
Plus 5 TRACKS ON PLAYER FOR FREE DOWNLOAD, SO GET EM!!!!!! And the Ringtones are still free, so get them too!!!!
Not sure if you saw, but we won the Bodog Battle Round 2 in the Academy 2!! Well we are now gearing up for the City Finals on 25th January, so we would love you to come down and show your support, and bring as many Friends with you as well!!
We know it is just after Christmas, but if you can make it down, that would be excellent.
Let us know if you are coming, and we cant wait to hear from you.
Yo!! Sex Music returns THIS WEDNESDAY (tomorrow night) 11pm til 4am at Ruby Lounge in the Northern Quarter. The best music from the last 50 years of Rock n' roll, indie, motown, soul, funk and dare we say pop music! to shake and wiggle your bits too from DJ's Sam, Jo and Dom. Cheap drinks, free sweets, a friendly atmosphere and only £3 in - and you get a free shot on the door!!
Playing a free gig in Manchester Saturday 10th November Wired@ ssr Charlie Jones Venue 69 Downing Street M1 7JE Entrance is free just send us your name via myspace to get on our guestlist or email heybulldogmusic@hotmail.co.uk
Yo! Yo! Yo!! How's it go?!! Come and join us THIS THURSDAY night at Sankeys Soap! Its gonna be a wicked night, cheap booze as well! Message us back to be on the que jump £5 guestlist!! First 50 to get back will get on a £3 list! Jo, Sam, Luke, Kris and Dom. x
Sunshine Studios, Manchesters largest, premier open drop in dance school will be adding lots of new afternoon and weekend classes very soon! We will also being bringing you more amazing teachers from around the country! Go to www.sunshine-studios.co.uk for the timetable. Here's video clips of a couple of out master classes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1d5Cbn8AiQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knr11Sun7pQ
Sunshine Studios open drop in dance classes will be running as usual as of Monday 16th April. Visit www.sunshine-studios.co.uk for the timetable and details. Have fun in class!
i am in shock right now. my friend showed me this web page to get a FREE $500 Target Gift Card but i didn't think it would actually work... but since she said it only takes like a min to do, i decided i'd give it a go. IT ACTUALLY WORKED! jeez, it just asks for your email and they give you the card!! i got it in my mailbox today, you should go get one too before they run out! think i'm shittin you? take a glance at THIS --
The Curry Charts
35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31. Dansak Queen - Abba
30. Korma People - Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police - Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo - Abba
10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney - Elvis Costello
9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla ice
8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson
4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim
Just wanted to let you all know that classes are all moving location and our Timetable will be changing as of Mon 19th of March with lots of new classes being added!
To check the timetable and location please go on www.sunshine-studios.co.uk
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