My Favorite Vids
The Effed Up Zone "The Little People"
STEVE AND MICHAEL'S VIDEO TIPS
GREAT PASSAGES FROM GREAT BOOKS
COLORS: THE SOAP OPERA
AL FRANKENSTEIN FOR SENATE
ARDEN HILLS PART 1 - 90210 spoof
ARDEN HILLS PART 2 - 90210 spoof
BOSS-STLETOE!!!Your gonns kiss your boss's ass now.
MASHED POTATO WRESTLING
MINNESOTA RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL
DEMOLITION DERBY
HUMAN CANNONBALL
THE SKIER
I also like humor,The genius of children,laughing,Reiki, Time and Space Theories,Communication Arts, making tunes, jingles,performing shows,exfoliating, LFL, basketball, hot sauce,eating fast, and super bowl commercials
Music
Fake Ones:
Art Grant and the Trustafarians, Kings of the Iron Range, Soul Patch, Flop, Ill Mitch, Strange Stan Stoachovich, Stratosphere, Mark Foodcourtman, Insane Asylum Posse, Fork, Guided by Braille, The Doormats, Bruskovka Springsteenski
Movies
The Warriors"can you dig it?"Momento, Rocky I & II, Empire Strikes Back, Better Off Dead, Breaking Away, Shampoo, IMAX Everest
Television
The Office, South Park, History Channel, Sportscenter, Hill Street Blues, Miami Vice, Hawaii 5-0, Gilligans Island, Magnum P.I.
Books
How to hypnotize your friends, How to get cheerleaders away from the quarterback and into you, 101 uses for finger mustaches,The celestian prophecy, Davinci code, The Murad Method, Our band could be your life, Catch-22, How to play air guitar, The Man Who Was Thursday...G.K. Chesterton rules!!! Into Thin Air, Touching the Void, The Cliffs Notes version of the Bible
Heroes
Dr. J, Barkley,world war 2 veterans, the dudes who made yacht rock.
About me: I used to rock real hard but now I'm more of a computer geek. I sat on my third pair of glasses so yep, they are taped.
Oh, I have tons of freckles too so you can play connect the dots and make your favorite constellation. Freckles sucked growing up on the Jersey Shore. I was always out-tanned by the olive skinned New Yorkers. Dis. In college I tried sunless tanning lotion but I put it on wasted and the next day my friends said I looked like Homer Simpson. You know, his mouth area is darker than the rest of his face. Anyways, I quit cold turkey and then got into gambling on sports. Tons of cash advances off my credit card came after that. I told my mom "you had to be in it to win it"and she cried. I still have yet to turn a profit from that crap. I came out to Minnesota to be in a band with my college roomate. Now, I live off all the royalty checks from all the the music we licensed to the Bonzai Burrito chain.
I'm currently obsessed with the art of advertising, making jingles for commercials and lipsyncing to my own pre-recorded voice. If you ever see a commercial for Allianz Life Insurace that has an old guy jumping out of a plane and hear a whistling song, that's my tune. Um,I stay up super late almost every night and host after bar parties. It's starting to take a toll physically so I started to run again. I don't really like running around the same frickin' lakes over and over these days but sometimes you just have to get out into the sun.
I ran the 2001 Twin Cities marathon in 3:49:00. I broke 4hrs...yeah me. (update) Just ran the 2007 TC Marathon and it was quite hot and ran real slooooow.
Oh yeah, once I used plaster of paris to make a cast on my arm to get out of a fight with some guy. He knew karate. Of course, I kept it on and went to the bar to get some sympathy points from girls. I claimed I was on the ski team and had an accident on the slopes. It seemed to work temporarily until the next day when the girl I was talking to for most of the night was in my painting class.
I had chucked the cast in the trash the night before and got soooo busted. We became awesome friends though. blah blah blah...
Lesson learned..now I'm chivalrous.
My Youtube Videos
Minnie Indie Video Archive on blip.tv
The Hawaii Show on Myspace
The Hawaii Show website
Mashed Potato Wrestling Federation of the Universe, actually Some of my music
Who I'd like to meet: A cheerleader with a bad temper,Dancers not Strippers, Richard Branson, George Hamilton, Cougars,Wilt the Stilt, Bo Kimble, Robert Frost, someone to cut my hair for free, a dwarf, a viking that was aboard al and alma's boat,a swimming pool of beer,and my guardian angel.
HIya Stevo how are ya kid. Hope the world is finding you well wondering if your playin anytime soon I think I'm needing a rockin pic me UP Take care COLA
Wait...... What if we got Scott Bayou, John stamos and Woody Allen. I figure woody would play piano and we could bring back the song kelly from cheers. That could be our hit.
Killer show yesturday as always your a genius and nobody knows it! It's gonna happen Steve I don't know what was my fav The Jesus thang or the slow mo stadium rock both utterly entertaining More more more!!! We need to see you MORE coco
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