Steve Martinez
Steve Martinez
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Male
38 years old
OMAHA, NEBRASKA
United States
Last Login: 4/1/2009
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Mood:
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Steve Martinez's Interests
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| General | My kids, football, writing, life, and any joke about Texas:
Three students, a student from Iowa, a student from Texas, and a student
from Nebraska are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, thats three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Iowa student says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Iowa."
With a blink of the Genies eye, "FOOM," the land in Iowa was forever made
fertile for farming.
The Texas student was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around the
University of Texas, so that nobody from out of state can come into our
precious school."
Again, with the blink of the Genies eye,"POOF," there was a huge wall around
the Texas campus. | | Music | Just about anything but rap. | | Movies | The Red Violin, Field of Dreams, Anchorman, Gladiator, Blazing Saddles, Mr.Holland's Opus, and Saving Private Ryan | | Television | 
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| | Books | Meg, The Trench, Primal Waters, The Birth Order Book, Eragon, The Loch | | Heroes | My dad, Doctor Tom, Rocky |
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Steve Martinez's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Omaha | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college |
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