steve
Steve Robertson
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. [ALBERT EINSTEN]

Male
40 years old
JUNEAU, ALASKA
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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    steve's Interests
GeneralAny interests I have time for are usually outdoors. You know, hiking the Alaskan wilderness and all that crap.
MusicI like everything except country and western, but prefer the type of melodies you listen to when you're tearing down walls with a sledgehammer. But techno/industrial has a place in my heart too.
MoviesAnything with science fiction, or action, or comedy, or boobs.
TelevisionLOST, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, Weeds, Sarah Silverman, Rome, or anything with boobs. Reality shows suck.
BooksI've burned a few.
HeroesThis is a true story: A few years ago I was on an interview panel and one interviewee was particularly nervous. One of the interview questions was, "Who is your hero, and why?" In his anxiety he blurted out, "Brad Pitt". While I don't know what thought process was going on in his head when he said that, he had to deal with the second part of the question: Why was Brad Pitt his hero? He took a deep breath, the color left his face, and he then proceeded to explain why Brad Pitt was his hero. I think it was mutually understood from that point on that he wasn't going to get the job and the remainder of the questions were just a formality. While I don't remember that guy's name... for sticking it out like he did and defending Brad Pitt as his choice of hero... that interviewee is MY hero.

     steve's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent

   steve's Schools
Aloha High School
Beaverton, OR
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Oregon Geek Patrol
 

1984 to 1987

   steve's Companies
UNSPECIFIED FEDERAL AGENCY
JUNEAU, AK US
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About me:
where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus. Let me rethink that... he came back from the dead and zombies scare the crap out of me.



   steve's Friend Space (Top 5)
steve has 16 friends.
 Dayna 


 Brian 


 Tom 


 Darryl 


 I'm the horny one... 





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Jimhad





Mar 19 2009 10:46 PM

How's life going, mang? My older brother is living up in Anchorage, now.

Hmm, lemme see, I've been DJing at a strip club for the past year.

Life is fine and dandy in these parts - although it is Salem and not Portland, so life is a little limited.
Dayna





Jun 13 2008 5:07 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY my love!
Dayna





May 10 2008 1:50 AM

Steve totally needs to change his profile pic. Ew. You are lucky to have me.
Dayna





Mar 11 2008 4:08 AM

I miss you. Hope you are having fun in KetchupCan!
Dayna





Dec 25 2007 3:24 AM

Yeah, he was offered to you for Christmas!
Dayna





Aug 25 2007 11:49 PM

Ahoy!
Dayna





Aug 3 2007 4:58 PM

Dayna





Jun 17 2007 5:04 PM

Happy Fathers Day my love!
I'm the horny one...





Jun 17 2007 4:49 PM

I'm the horny one...





Jun 13 2007 5:08 AM

Dayna





Feb 28 2007 2:50 AM

I miss you honey! Hope you are having fun in the bush!
Dayna





Sep 26 2006 6:33 PM

Hey Handsome!
Brian





Sep 19 2006 7:48 PM

Still workin' on it.

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