Oh, I'll listen to anything and everything except opera, particularly the male voice in opera. Other than that I'll listen to and enjoy practically anything.
Movies
Favourite films?
A Fish Called Wanda.
The Life of Brian.
Coming to America.
Trading Places.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Television
I don't watch too much television. When I do I like comedies, documentaries, current affairs. Can't stand soaps and reality shows.
Books
Favourite books apart from my own, you mean? :-)
I love Storm Constantine's work. I have everything Terry Pratchett's ever written, and all Douglas Adams' works.
I enjoyed Oliphan Oracus, by Neil Robinson, and Hinterland, by David Barnett.
I'll read anything that has a humorous slant...
Heroes
You... for stopping by and reading so far!
Steven Pirie's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Body type:
0' 1"
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
College graduate
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I'm an author living in Liverpool in the United Kingdom. My debut novel, Digging up Donald, was published in 2004 by Immanion Press and has since enjoyed very positive reviews. Below is the new cover for the paperback version released by Immanion at Fantasycon in September 2007.
"It was biscuits at ten paces..."
To read the first chapter of Digging up Donald click
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To read reviews of Digging up Donald click
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Details of how to buy Digging up Donald may be found on my website listed above, or here at
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I've published quite a lot of short fiction at various places around the world.
Details of all these and more are on my website at
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet the pope, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Maggie Thatcher, George Bush, Tony Blair, Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, Alexei Sayle, the Bishop of Bath and Wells, Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins, and someone named Trevor... all of them in the one room at the same time would be fun.
I think it would be nice to share a hot tub with Charlotte Church, Jennifer Aniston, and the Sugababes. Possibly, I've more chance with the first bunch, even allowing for at least two of them being dead.
As a winter present for everyone, I'm offering a free novella on my website.
A Happily Ever After of Her Own
Melinda Lightfoot, a preschool teacher with an unusual ability to flit in and out of fairy tales, never thought she would get into trouble...
...until the Fairy Tale Police arrest her while she is in Beauty and the Beast. They offer her a deal: Find Beauty, who left the story when Melinda trespassed into it, or be charged with the ultimate crime -- Fairy Tale Killer. If that's not bad enough the Beast tags along in search of his true love, and Melinda starts falling for the fairy tale prince. She must choose between doing the right thing and having her own happily ever after.
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND AND I WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THAT SANTA LEAVES OUT THE COAL THIS YEAR AND 2010 GREETS YOU WELL! Drop by anytime and see new stories from my upcoming book of twisted tales in rhyme, and preview the first LUNACY MACHINE CHILDREN'S BOOK, 'GREEN LEGS AND HANDS' DUE OUT IN 2010 AS WELL. I will be announcing the first 250 numbered and signed copies in my bulletins so watch for it. Again... Thanks for your support and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010! -Criss Karver
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Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!
There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.
Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss."
And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
"Some writers one admirers and others make one want to do as they do, or try. For me, Joe Pulver is of the latter type. His imagination is so vile so much of the time that it makes me giggle with amazement. And the prose so deadly visionary. I'm grateful that the pieces in this collection are those of a fellow horror writer who has raised the ante on what it means to be such a creature." - Thomas Ligotti
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Chicks dig scars, everyone knows that, right? Meet Severence DeSnappio, a man who creates ‘fake’ injuries for desperate clients. He’ll get you a stab wound, shot gun blast, snowboarding injury - but a bite from a great white shark?
Set in Miami, Chicks Dig scars is a lyrical, Lynchian mix of dream logic and hard boiled detection.
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel SACRIFICE is now in stores everywhere, including Amazon.com! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride! Here are a couple reviews it's gotten so far:
“SACRIFICE is a full frontal assault on your senses. It is a dark, brutal, bloody and terribly frightening book. Everson went deep into some dark abyss to bring this book to the light of day.... I highly recommend SACRIFICE.” —Famous Monsters of Filmland
“John Everson manages in SACRIFICE to dispense buckets of blood, provide edgy perversity, and walk the tenuous tightrope of horror and sex without falling: It’s rather an amazing feat.” –Hell Notes
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Hello Steven ;0) Just driving by to wish You a Hellish Happy Birthday & Drop you off a Special Surprise !! I didn’t actually bake it, but I hunted down all of the ingredients especially for you, Hope you enjoy the cake !! ;0) If you haven’t already, make sure you Subscribe to my Blog, as I want to be able to notify you when I will be making a special guest appearance in or around your area, I hope to increase my travel plans in the future, and attend more car shows and events around the country. It would be great if you had a chance to drive out and visit me if I’m close by. I will also be updating any happenings overseas from some of my cousins that I would not want my friends abroad to miss out on . ;0) {oo)==v==(oo}
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Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel 
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel 
