A comedian as lazy as I am doesn’t deserve or need a bio.
I was born and raised in Southern California. I wanted to be a football player, then a history teacher, then a rock star, then a record producer. Now I want to be a comedian. Next I think I’m gonna wanna be a mother.
Website
Yeah... You’re on it.
Influences
Zach Galifianakis Laurel & Hardy Mel Brooks Gene Wilder Steve Martin My Family John Belushi Guests at TGI Friday’s/Crazy People
Films
Dark Knights, Cold Steel (Coming Soon)
Steven Spaid's Interests
General
Water, Scales, One-A-Day All Day Energy Vitamins, 5-HTP, Gatorade G2 Fruit Punch, V8, Special K Fruit & Yogurt, Credit Card Ending in 7612, Covina, West Covina, Glendora, My Dog Lola, Rolling Stone Magazine, Rolling Stones Band, The Tube, My iPod, All Swifer Products, My Bed, Hunter S. Thompson, Stand-Up, ChapStick, Making Fun of Flair, Flair, Hypocrisy, Silver Bullets, Lack of Oil Changes, Full Zip Hoodies, Outback Steakhouse.
Music
I don’t go more than a couple of days without listening to Radiohead, Modest Mouse, David Bowie, The Kings of Leon, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, and The Arcade Fire.
Other Albums I’ve Been Listening To:
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
She & Him - Volume One
M.I.A. - Kala
Movies
Swingers, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Dumb & Dumber, and The Jerk are four movies that I can watch over and over and over again without ever getting sick of them.
Some Other Favorites:
No Country For Old Men
Fletch
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Television
I could not live without my TV and Tivo. I love reality shows about awful people (Flavor of Love, Breaking Bonaduce, The Real World), I love good comedies (I Love Lucy, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage), and who could resist a great 1 hour drama (Friday Night Lights, 24, and ER).
ALSO:
The West Wing I started watching season 1 a few weeks ago and now I’m hooked. The other day I watched 16 episodes in a 24 hour period. Sad, I know, but very entertaining.
Books
Currently Reading:
Dress Your Family in Denim and Corduroy
by David Sedaris
My name is Steven. Some call me Spaid, some call me Goat (don’t axe).
I’m a comedian who spends most of his time watching films and the silver screen instead of writing the next Great American Joke.
Sometimes I "act?" in front of cameras. You will soon be able to see me in "Dark Knights, Cold Steel" which is a short comedy film about Batman and Superman. I play Batman because I’m dark and mysterious. Release date TBA.
I always "ACT!" in front of women. It’s what they prefer.
what else?.....
uh.....
I’ve lost my appetite for food which I thought would help me "ACT!" better but I was wrong.
Hmmmm.....
Oh, I bartend, which is cool, I guess.
When I like things I say that they’re the "Bee’s Knees"
When I dislike things I make fart noises and stomp my feet on the ground until the thing I dislike goes away. If the thing I dislike is something that will never go away (i.e. Racism or Mexicans) then I’ll make fart noises and stomp my feet until I get tuckered out (approximately 12 seconds).
I’m a health nut.
When I go fast I go "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
That’s pretty much all there is to know about me. When I find out more I’ll let you know.
Who I'd like to meet: So that I can slap him accross his adam's apple for ruining 2 great trilogies. Aliens, REALLY?!?!?!?!? Please never write again, George.
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