Steve Simeone
Stand-Up
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It’s not what you got, it’s what you give...
Male
36 years old
Santa Monica, CA
United States
Last Login: 12/14/2009
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Steve Simeone's Interests
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| General | Eating Lightning and Crapping Thunder. | | Music | I love music | | Movies | Anything that makes me laugh....The complete works of Bill Murray, especially Meatballs, Caddyshack, and Rushmore. The Farrelly Brother's first three films out of the gate..Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin, and There's Something About Mary...it's impossible to make three movies that funny in a row...classics..umm Anything by Scorsese, if I had to pick three? How about Raging Bull, The King of Comedy, and Goodfellas. Woody Allen's Annie Hall might be a flawless film, however Broadway Danny Rose is my favorite. I'm taking this way too seriously, just relax and breath you're not getting graded on this...okay, I once fell in love with a girl who said she wanted kids one day, so they could grow up and go on adventures like the Goonies. Bruce Almighty, literally changed my life...an amazing film...It's a Wonderful Life is probably my favorite movie ever, if I HAD to choose...but then theres always the Rockys. It's not my fault, I'm Italian from Philly, Rocky has served as a blueprint for my life. I love all of them, even V in a mystery science theatre 2000 way, only in america? that's hilarious...umm Cameron Crowe is an inspiration, one of my new years resolutions is to be able to watch Jerry McGuire and not cry at the end, it's not like it's Rudy you know? I seriously hate myself for that... Fast Times is flawless, Mike Damone is so great he makes up for Lloyd Dobbler...Almost Famous? How about Almost Frightening...that movie is too damn good...Phillip Seymour Hoffman is sweet.. aghh let's see, if you can't quote The Godfather you can't be my friend...umm Easy Money and Trading Places, as funny as it gets....The Three Stooges, all of them even Curly Joe and especially Larry...umm Tarantino is sweet...John Hughes, you my friend are an American Instituion, may God Bless you and your family always...let's see Vinnie Vaughn has saved cinematic comedy and will get a special spot in heaven for that...ummm anything by Sandler, Chris Farley is the funniest person ever, Spade...Tom Shadyac RULES, Steve Oedekerk might be the coolest person I've never met, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Does Chris Rock's Bring the Pain count as a movie?? Judd Apatow is doing some cool stuff...umm Miranda July is fantastic...What about My Bodyguard, Chris Makepeace where have you gone? umm whenever I see Flash Gordon I still have to act out the Hawkmen part, umm oh yeah and The Last Dragon should be embraced by America as a society...when i say whose the master..... | | Television | The Wonder Years, The Simpsons, The Sopranos and old Scorpions videos are the only thing I consistently watch...grew up on the classics, you know, It's Your Move...Family Ties...Growing Pains. | | Books | I read all the time, mostly nonfiction....favorite works of fiction...ummm The Comedy Writer by Peter Farrelly, The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis, and The Catcher In The Rye, by J.D. Salinger. | | Heroes | My Brothers, and anyone who cares enough to care... Andre The Giant goes without saying. |
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Steve Simeone's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | philly | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate |
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Steve Simeone's Schools
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Loyola College
Baltimore,Maryland
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Marketing
Clubs: Mu Kappa Tau- National Marketing Honor Society
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I'm really nice and stuff. 
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Anybody that likes to laugh, especially anybody that NEEDS to laugh.
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