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StiFFie

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  • Daniel Howse

  • 21 / Male
  • Gardena/Palos Verdes/Torrance, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Gardena
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Wizard

Schools

  • Southern California Regional Occupational Center

    • Torrance,CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Professional
    • Major: Medical Billing
    • Minor: Insurance Coding
    2009 to Present

  • Los Angeles Harbor College

    • Wilmington,CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Medical Billing
    • Minor: Insurance Coding
    2009 to 2009

  • South High

    • Torrance, CA
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Not doing homework!
    • Minor: Blazin'.
    2005 to 2006

  • Gardena Senior High

    • Gardena, CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Fuckin' the world up.
    • Minor: Popping.
    2003 to 2005

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About me:

What's crackin'? I am StiFFie/cracknub/Daniel/d.howse. The name StiFFie has nothing to do with my penis. I was dubbed StiFFie due to my poplockin' skills that I have developed over the years in highschool. Cracknub is my counter-strike handle. I was given the name Daniel after the composer Danny Elfman. d.howse is what I go by in the music production industry. I enjoy all forms of electronica (all the main genres are listed). I am a firm believer that ravers are the hippies of the new generation. I love to dance (ladies, if you can't dance then don't bother coming up to me). On second thought, don't come up to me at all because I'm deeply in love with my woman, Patricia. Captain Morgan is my drink of choice. My favorite color is black. My favorite clothing brand is adidas. I'm a geek/nerd/dork (computers are my thing). I prefer PC over consoles, raves over concerts, alcohol over weed, hallucinations over body highs, bass over treble, LCDs over plasmas, Rockstar over Monster, winter over summer, lifted over lowered, trucks over cars and MySpace over FaceBook. I don't believe in "Best Friends" but I do have "True Homies". I don't like coffee, green tea is the shit. Burritos 4 LIFE! Sushi is dope as fuck. Dr. Pepper is the best soda. I generally dress in black and white. I have pierced ears. I plan on having 7 tattoos. 7 and 12 are my lucky numbers. I want to live to be 112 (I wanna die on my birthday in the year 2100). I don't know if there is a God and neither do you. I wish I didn't have to sleep. My favorite part of a woman's body is the top of her head. oNe-LiFe is the smarter version of D.G.A.F. I hate it when I accidentally bite a fork/spoon/knife. Paper cuts suck ass. You won't find me going to a Mcdonalds. I'm a sucker for JBL subwoofers. I plan on having 3 kids (Two girls and I want the youngest to be a boy so his sisters can hook him up). I would only die for my younger brother John. Long hair, garter belts and thigh-high stockings turn me on. I don't have a lot of respect for fat people. I plan on retiring to the island of Tahiti. I hope Obama doesn't get shot. I love hats that have propellers on the top of them. If I had to sacrifice one of my five senses it would be my sight. I throw rocks into bodies of water. Homework is retarded. I crack my knuckles/neck/back. I can't sleep with socks on. I smile everyday. Shy people make me nervous (so I talk to them). I don't pick up the pennies that I see on the floor. I'm a night person. The wind calms me down. Cloudy days are the shit. I tend to be drawn to blue LEDs and blacklights. There are only two foods that I won't eat: Spam and Yams. People who lag it piss me off. I can be an extremist when it comes to decision making. I can eat pussy all night, not get anything in return and be okay with it. I only buy Eclipse Winterfresh gum. Cannot live without music. One reason why Windows PCs are better than Macs is that Macs can't right-click. People need to stop talking about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Robert Downey Jr. made one of the best comebacks in entertainment history. I'd take the blue pill just because it was blue. The WWE is just straight-up pathetic at times. I have seen the Phantom of the Opera play in San Fransisco. I have been to the big toystore in the movie "Big" (yes, I danced on the keyboard as well). I wish Gak was still around. I believe in aliens. Wal-Mart is Fat Central. The grass is always greener on the other side because there is a sign that says,"Keep off the grass". The idea of a tooth fairy is just plain creepy. Blowing up plastic army men is fun. Sumo wrestling is hilarious. Can't stand wiggers. The fact that Robert DeNiro played Frankenstein still fascinates me. I've chopped down a tree before. I thought starring into the sun for long periods of time would give me powers like Cyclops from X-Men (also, Magneto fucking ownz). If I had one wish, it would be to control time. There is no spoon... I like to punch the air and yell at walls. I'm scared of the dark. I believe one's imagination can be their worst fear. I like turtles! I eat my food in sections. You shouldn't achieve a perfect body by starving. Riot don't diet! I was late to class because of global warming. Stretch Armstrong and I have a love, hate relationship. I think God (if there is one) was a stoner, just look at the platypus. Jesus was definitely a stoner, because weed sometimes looks like sugar-coated Christmas trees. I love it when people put racing stickers on their cars and thinks it goes faster. Chance favors the prepared mind. My favorite candy is either Nerds, Sour Apples, or Reese's. I think the people that tag on toilet seats are some of the nastiest people alive. If you die of an overdose, do you go to the after life high as fuck? I have a size 12 foot size (You know what they say about big feet, BIG SOCKS!!!). Real men cry. I daydream constantly. Drugs and prostitution need to be legalized. Press ALT + F4!!! I've always wanted to lick one of those frogs that make you trip ballz. My favorite fruits are nectarines, grapes (green), and oranges. I currently have 11500 songs on my winamp playlist. I get quiet and listen to DnB when I'm mad. Doesn't "Love at first sight" mean rape in a romantic way? I love the feeling of freshly clipped fingernails. I think the McDonald's employee training program should have a seminar called "dealing with the failure you call life". I use to turn my ribbed rubbers inside-out because I was selfish. When muslim women come to my door I talk to them through the mail slot, just to see how they like it. Life is a rave, be your own dj. The world is a stage. By a round of applause, how do you feel? The whole thing is terrestrial technology with luciferian leadership for global domination through alien deception. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Music is infinite. Stare at my myspace page on shrooms. Dine with the devil because if you don't, You won't know what the devil is doing. Sometimes when I hold a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. Light travels faster then sound, thats why people seem bright until you hear them. I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. I hate people who ask "Can I ask you a question?" I swear to drunk I'm not God (Yes I am). I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an airplane. One way of being an asshole: Work for the suicide hotline and when someone calls, put them on hold. Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Sometimes I wonder what my brain is thinking. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Emo people subtract attention from those who actually deserve it. I wonder if people who bite their fingernails scrath their ass. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a "diet" coke. Killing 99.9% of germs just doesn't cut it, that means there is 0.1% of a microscopic asshole still trying to fuck up your life up. What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen. My imaginary friends have some serious problems. The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away. "It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. If at first you don't succeed, excessive force is probably the answer. Travel broadens the mind and widens the grasp. My favorite beer is either Arrogant Basterd or Rogue's Dead Guy Ale. And yes, I can come off as arrogant... Any attempt to make anything "idiot-proof" will only challenge God to make a better idiot. All your base are belong to us.

Who I'd like to meet:

I would like to fry on acid with Jim Morrison, get faded with Jesus and Buddha, down beers with the Jackass crew, eat shrooms with original artists at Disney, do DMT with Joe Rogan, and drop E with every raver in the world.

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