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Robert Payes
Robert Payes I am your Pornographer Next Door...

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51 years old
WEST CALDWELL, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 11/7/2009
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    Stiff Shots's Interests
GeneralMovies, music, photography, pro-wrestling, books, fine art.
MusicGet comfortable, this may take a while.
  • Classic British Invasion bands (Beatles, Stones).
  • Late 60's/early 70's metal (Cream, Hendrix, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult).
  • Motown and mid-70's funk (if it's got James Jamerson, Larry Graham, or Bootsy Collins on bass, I'm there!).
  • Late 70's punk rock/new wave: Ramones! Pistols! Misfits! Black Flag! Devo! Wire! Lydia Lunch!
  • Lotta weird progressive/underground shit, domestic and European: Gong, Henry Cow, Magma, Goblin, Residents.
  • Two words: Brian Eno.
  • Two more words: Percy Jones.
  • Lollapalooza/"Class of '94" alt-rock: Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, Primus, Bjork, Garbage.
  • Jazz in small doses (but not "smooth jazz/fuzak"). Classical music likewise, but not wild about opera; the singing puts me off.
  • LOATHE disco, but developing a fondness for techno/house; not really wild about country, either.

Did I leave anything out? Basically, I'll listen to anything once and then make up my mind.

MoviesAgain, all over the place, genre-wise. BIG science fiction/horror fan. Love foreign films (WITH subtitles; dubbing is for lazy people!) and indie/art-house stuff. Like comedies that are smart and/or thought-provoking (Monty Python, Kevin Smith). Recently developed a real appreciation of 40's film noir. Hollywood blockbusters are OK in small doses.

Home-grown porno? Not a big fan at all. (Although I REALLY to check out some of Katie Morgan's videos...) On the other hand, I've developed a taste for European/Asian art-porn, e.g. BAISE-MOI.

Generally, if was directed by Quentin Tarantino, John Woo, John Waters, George Romero or David Cronenberg, I've already bought my ticket...

TelevisionPartial to spy shows: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, LA FEMME NIKITA, ALIAS, 24.

*Really* partial to British comedy: Python, Benny Hill, RED DWARF, YOUNG ONES, BLACKADDER. (Anything involving some combination of Hugh Laurie and/or Stephen Fry is good stuff.) Also greatly enjoying the DOCTOR WHO reboot, as well as TORCHWOOD. Huge fan of the old Supermarianation shows like THUNDERBIRDS, CAPTAIN SCARLET, and UFO.

Speaking of Supermarianation, here's the single greatest opening credits for a TV show. Ever.

As a wrestling fan, I have completely given up watching ANY televised wrestling. Wake me when it improves.

Some of the weirder cooking shows (IRON CHEF, classic GALLOPING GOURMET) are good for a giggle or two.

NIP/TUCK has become my favorite nighttime soap opera. Speaking of F/X, counting down the days until SON OF ANARCHY returns. Likewise, BURN NOTICE on USA...

Thanks to digital cable, I've become addicted to HBO's "Katie On Demand." The Something Weird channel is a lotta fun, too.

BooksI used to be a real sci-fi geek, but I got better. [Insert mad-scientist chortle...] At various points, I've consumed vast quantities of H. P. Lovecraft, Harlan Ellison, William Gibson, Steven King, William Burroughs, Robert Ludlum, Raymond Chandler, Jack O'Connell, and James Ellroy.
HeroesBrian Eno, Harlan Ellison, Trent Reznor, Richard Avedon, Mark Romanek, George A. Romero, whoever invented LEG SHOW magazine, and several members of the Residents.
Groups: Nine Inch NailsBrian Eno Fansreal weird filmSassy Kay's Fan CluboasisIndy Zone (The Other Choice in Wrestling)Retrodolls (tm)Indy Wrestling United

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     Stiff Shots's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:West Caldwell, NJ
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Training Designer
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

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   Stiff Shots's Blurbs
About me:

I like to photograph beautiful women. Sometimes in a wrestling ring, sometimes not. I love my job ["job," my ass -- expensive hobby is more like it!] and I must say I'm pretty damn good at it. My main site is Stiffshots.com, and I also have glamour portfolios online at One Model Place and Model Mayhem which, due to the amount of bare skin on display, should be considered Not Safe For Work.
   
(Speaking of NSFW, MODEL BEHAVIOR DVD TWO is now available for your dining and dancing pleasure [ha!].  It's bigger, bolder, and brassier than the first one, features lots of the ladies in my Top Friends list (thanks!), and is chock-full of extras you'd normally find only on those "big" Hollywood releases.  Hours of entertainment, literally, and it can be yours for only fifteen bucks and a little shipping/handling!  Check out either or both of the (heavily censored) online commercials, then click the button below to actually BUY the damn thing...

 

Lessee, what else am I willing to admit to right now? Hmm. Outgoing around friends, but a bit shy and withdrawn around strangers. Good conversationalist, better listener. Bone-dry sense of humor that's often self-deprecating to the point of masochism. Deep thinker. One of those creative types. Prefers cats, but will tolerate dogs.

 

How to make a Stiff Shots
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
5 parts brilliance
5 parts empathy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who occupies the crazy/creative/intelligent end of the spectrum...

   


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TRISTAN SPADE

Tristan Spade



Sep 16 2009 11:02 AM

october fall
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Aug 18 2009 7:46 PM

hey Robster  lol hope all is well. long time i hope life is treating you awesomely :)  . ill be retired  from modeling for a bit but i shall be back!! xoxo
Kat =)

Kat  =)



Jun 24 2009 1:37 AM

those are nice pics...
when are u gonna take my pics :)
Michelle

Michelle



Jun 1 2009 5:23 PM

LOL!  I'm not even in your league :)
Kat =)

Kat  =)



May 28 2009 10:46 PM

ohhhhhhhhhh thank !!! ;D

TRISTAN SPADE

Tristan Spade



May 23 2009 6:18 AM



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Spartacus Rising

Spartacus Rising



May 21 2009 2:45 AM

Unfortunately I cannot take the stockings off without first removing my five inch glittery red hooves.  What's a Glitter Satan without hooves?
Gemma Stone

Gemma Stone



May 20 2009 4:02 AM

you, sir, are the man!
I'm gonna post the shit out of these photos, if you don't mind. You got some really great shots, despite my inability to keep lipstick on my lips and the fact that my "These are my boobs!" face needs some work.
Thank you!

Also, SO COOL that you do wrestling photography.
I'm a big wrestling fan, and a wrestling act is definitely in my burlesque future.
TRISTAN SPADE

Tristan Spade



May 15 2009 7:26 PM

GET IN THE RING
Check out this Documentary that Columbia U produced. It's about behind the scenes of pro-wrestling. It features:

WWE Hall Of Famer: "The Unpredictable" Johnny Rodz
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After the opening trailer, just press the X in the upper right hand corner to get to the main page. From there you can click on the Icons to watch each section. It's free and filmed in HD

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Thanks,

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The World of Unpredictable Wrestling
TRISTAN SPADE

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May 12 2009 11:46 PM

Thanks for the add Robert. Long time no see........lol. How have you been doing lately ? I hope all is well with you. Have a great 2009 season and many more years to come with your photography career.......ciao.

Vinny The Guido
"Mr Wolf" Evan Myers™

"Mr Wolf" Evan Myers™



May 1 2009 3:09 PM

INDEED!!! Hahahaha!
"Mr Wolf" Evan Myers™

"Mr Wolf" Evan Myers™



Apr 30 2009 12:03 PM

Pics came out great. Thanks again to the best in the business!! What did you think of the match?
Marti Belle

Marti Belle. Twiggy



Apr 26 2009 5:20 PM

Hello sir, how do you do? =]
TRISTAN SPADE

Tristan Spade



Apr 24 2009 12:42 AM

Hey Rob, Thanks 4 the add. I've been crazy busy getting ready 4 florida, sorry I didn't get back 2 u... Thanks again!
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Apr 6 2009 3:49 AM


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Apr 2 2009 3:41 AM

happy birthday!
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Apr 1 2009 6:16 PM

yea bro it definitely rox & thx
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Mar 30 2009 2:56 PM

YOUR STILL THE BEST!
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Mar 29 2009 2:37 AM

I am gong to watch it also.. I have a few friends working for them.. That said it looks both awesome and horible at the same time..lol
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Necro Black



Mar 24 2009 2:29 AM

For the upcoming film, "Grusomella The Destroyer", there is now a website, the official site for the movie: http://myexistance.ning.com/ "My Existance" - "Where You Actually Matter" LOL Love it, you shall :p
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Feb 4 2009 8:12 PM

SO.. ive been working out and im getting ready to shoot.. im exited ill be calling you soon.. hope your ready we are gonna have a blast! hope all is well with you xoxox
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