entrepreneurs, cleverness, comedy, twisted things, jack benny ,george burns, dean martin, sammy davies jnr, bill hicks, spiegeltents, chocolate, different countries, swing dancing, fucking, phyllis dillar, gypsy rose lee, eva tanguay
Music
Jesus, how on earth are you supposed to just list shit for people to read about you...
Movies
do we just have an inate love of filling out forms?...sunset boulevard, singing in the rain, big lebowski, showgirls
Television
...or is it just me? um, twin peaks...the jack benny show...radio?
Books
autobiographies of people i respect, geek love, it, perfum, harry potter...but other stuff, y'know, i was never any good at general knowledge, this is all horse shit, dunno what im doin
Heroes
bill hicks, dean martin, jack benny, george burns, sammy davies jnr, the marx brothers, monty python, betty boop, noel coward, noam chomsky, ursula martinez, spymonkey, ida barr, david bates, brett haylock ...too many to mention, so isnt the point then missed?
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." Bill Hicks
"Ive had a very special request, but im going to sing it anyway" Dean Martin
“Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for looking at” Noel Coward
About me: Miss Behave. Onstage, at least. Over the top, camp, fractionally annoying performer type who also swallows swords and the like.
Ive been told I'm funny, but that'd be a matter of opinion.
I live in a suitcase, and I love it. Though it does limit the amount of shoes I can have around me at any one time.
Ive been touring with variety extravaganza 'La Clique' in The Famous Spiegeltent.
We've done 8 sell out seasons in 2 years that's included the Edinburgh Festival, Melbourne + Sydney Int'l Festival, Just for Laughs in Montreal, and New York (under the name Absinthe). Nice.
Aside from that Ive done, well, stuff.
Freakshow, streetshow, solo theatre show. Currently in beautiful Berlin where Im performing ill suited numbers in a bathtub. I know, I know...but...
Variety, spice of life and all that
I am always on the hunt for new and exciting projects, particularly in cities I love.
Hello New York, London, Berlin.
Any thoughts?
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Here's a slideshow. Because we can. Isnt myspace 'wonderful'
Who I'd like to meet:
Interesting people and perverts.
Im an adrenalin junkie without needing the aeroplane to jump out of.
Life gets boring if interesting doesnt happen...
Great stuff at Glasto ! The Circus tent was the best place for entertainment on the sight...I for one would be quite happy to sit ,watch and liten to you all day.(And yes, I'm quite well aware of how tragic that sounds to you !) Bless your little cottons
White Mischief "Around The World In 80 Days" - Saturday June 7 2008. The one night indoor festival with four themed rooms, two stages and interactive theatre surprises galore. Time Out called it "Event of the week, the month, the year. "
Live music includes Oojami, Ebony Bones, Ta Mere, The Outside Royalty and Tricity Vogue. Vaudeville, circus and cabaret includes Miss Behave, Dusty Limits, Ophelia Bitz, the Penny Dreadfuls plus aerial acrobatics, snake charming and more!
Nearly 50% sold out but group discounts and advance tickets still available.
There once was a guy who could spy A girl misbehaving, tell no lie She was cool with the add And for that I was glad Cos if she wasn't I'm sure I would die...
WHITE MISCHIEF "Around The World In 80 Days", Saturday 7 June 2008 A One Night Festival of Unforgettable Live Music and Astounding Vaudeville Performances
Hosted by Tough Love and featuring Oojami, Ebony Bones, The Outside Royalty plus a Guinness World Record holding sword swallower, a snake charmer with a real live snake, an aerial acrobat and much more....full details at www. WhiteMischief..
found her, had a drink with her and she seems quite perky (high on birthdaycake) and happy! goddess knows what she made of me though, i'm bit blue with flue at the moment but yes it was lovely to meet her and i just hope i didn't bore her endlessly!? was hoping to finally see you in action in edinburgh in august but i see you'll be at the roundhouse, i'll might have to pop down there too then! hope all is fabulous, twinkly x, n*
Miss B.! you're online! i've been meaning to write you all week now but it's madness over here! will write you properly soon though. hope i wasn't a complete idiot while standing in front of you at the bloomsbury holding a pot of chocolate spread, my heart was skipping beats! haha, will try and find your abigail in this silly city and send her back to you with extra chocolates and a balloon even maybe, we'll see how it goes ) have a greatly fabulous day! x, nannick
Hi Lovely Lady, Hope the world is fine. Birdmann rides again. Sure you're not in the hood but hope to see you over there this year. xoBirdmann
Tell your friends, family and strangers on the street because the vanguard of vaudeville will deliver innnovative moments of humour and meaning about life, love and soap with odd acts and thrilling facts til you're liberated to new found lands!
"If you only see one show this year. You should get out more."
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Roll up for our rip-roarin' night of cartoon-strip sideshow variety mayhem starring Gawkagogo and the cream of our freaky friends!!! WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH The VIBE LOUNGE (above the Vibe Bar) 91 - 95 Brick Lane London E1 6QL
Doors 7pm Show 8pm sharp DJ + bar til 11pm £7 entry
FABURIFIC!!! Just stunning.. That pic is from a christmas show.. i did a christmas themed hanky number.. a homage to Ursula, but with a special spin of course!
