Gregor Samsa
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99 years old
Mighty Boosh, Florida
United States



Last Login: 10/22/2009
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Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Carson City
Ethnicity:Native American
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Occupation:The Village Idiot



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ki is in her nonexistent treehouse -

luurves: brit and sae, the evil masterminds; liz, the les; mama cass, 'the invisible'; dapper dan; roger, action jackson, and his friend, mark the fairy; aaaaand, last but not least: daft, the king of pain -


dislikes: 'rubbish writers,' said the brit unto kay. (wacom tablet thieves, too.)
...
Dear Nintendo,

We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the
rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she's "damaged goods", a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom "do you still love me?" you pretend to be asleep.
You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.







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Britty T

Britty T



Feb 15 2009 1:24 PM

well that sounds pretty cool.. when are you getting one? cause i thought you guys couldn't have too many dogs down there.
and when are you birds headed back north anyway?
Britty T

Britty T



Feb 11 2009 12:18 AM

hey dare, ho dare, hows your dog dare? kiella, i hope its smarter then my parents neighbors dog, his names bart, but we call him bark, cause thats all he does..
Bex<3

Rebecca Kimball



Jan 5 2009 11:27 PM

haha there must be guys in Florida it's not like there are any guys up here!!! you should see the guys we have to pick from up here at least you get guys with tans!!! do u know any hott ones? haha
Cherlyn

Cherlyn Cather



Dec 25 2008 3:06 AM


Christmas
Christmas Graphics and more!

Bex<3

Rebecca Kimball



Dec 14 2008 4:28 PM

haha well I would be MORE then happy if it was like 50 degrees... its SOOOOOOOOOOO cold up here!!! soon i'll be just like the peguin in my default haha :p
Bex<3

Rebecca Kimball



Dec 12 2008 9:40 PM

Kiiiiiiiii!!! Uneed to call me!! How is Florida?? Maine still Sucks!!!
Dani

Dani



Dec 9 2008 2:02 AM

What? I love George Clinton. Saw him in concert in London back in 98.
What did I do to anger him?
Dani

Dani



Dec 8 2008 8:49 PM

Umm, right on? :-P
Britty T

Britty T



Oct 15 2008 7:45 PM

OMG ki! i just finished reading Twilight, and do you know that Edward is played by Cedric Diggory?!?
Britty T

Britty T



Sep 14 2008 8:07 PM

so... i take it you've seen Old Greg?

baileys... mmm... creamy...
Britty T

Britty T



Aug 23 2008 2:28 AM

jeff and i just saw pineapple express... HILARIOUS!
Dani

Dani



Aug 22 2008 3:09 AM

I have... No words... That is the coolest thing I have ever seen!!
Wrong Way™

Wrong Way™



Aug 21 2008 6:46 PM

Thank you so much for voting on all those babe :)
xxo
Kaldarith

Kaldarith Evil



Aug 18 2008 3:16 PM

omg'ness.

Mine did the same thing once, though I could understand it, and it was doing a talk show. O.o xD seriously. ._.
♥Retpqqq♥

Rebekah Brown



Aug 16 2008 3:47 AM

lmao nice one, im gonna laugh if u do lol ya i know its crazy
♥Retpqqq♥

Rebekah Brown



Aug 16 2008 3:37 AM

lol have fun in Florida, school starts August 25th IN 10 DAYS!!! well almost 9 but still
♥Retpqqq♥

Rebekah Brown



Aug 16 2008 3:29 AM

lol what's that all about???
Britty T

Britty T



Jul 29 2008 4:02 AM

ki, is there something wrong with you? you haven't added any new pictures in like... days...
NiRoSt

Nicolas Stewart



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Jul 19 2008 1:02 AM

hows ure summa? bored at all?
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Jul 16 2008 7:28 AM

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Can you beat my score on the "name this film" quiz?



I got 100%. Can you do any better?




Rebecca

Rebecca



Jul 10 2008 4:57 PM

You think you're hot shit in a champaign glass, but you're looking a lot like cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.

Joe. Is. A. Freak.
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Jul 9 2008 5:50 PM

lmao why would alimo driver know so much??? i liked him in billy madison when he wa sthe bus driver and he ate all the baged lunches lol
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Jul 9 2008 5:18 PM

yeh he was in fact he still is lol wat was ur favorite movie by him my two were tommy boy and black sheep
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