story, film, marijuana, zombies, philosophy, queer studies, British comedy and culture, teh interwebs & resultant virtual cyberevolutions, metal (music)
Music
R.E.M.
metal/rock faves: Blind Guardian, Rush, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Pantera, Hammerfall, Kyuss, Slipknot, DragonForce, BLACK SABBATH, so many more
techno: happy hardcore, German pop remixes, hardcore UK ravin, female vocal trance, infected mushroom, dj epic, dj inphinity, dream dance series
classical (full orchestra only), experimental noise, classic rock featuring piano, 90s grunge, 90s alt rock, acid jazz, electro, indie Britrock, crimping
Movies
Casablanca, Lawrence of Arabia, Dawn of the Dead: Argento Zombi Cut, Shaun of the Dead, The Seventh Seal, La Cite des Enfants Perdus, Fellowship of the Ring, American Beauty, Nochnoy Dozor, Lost in Translation, Breakfast on Pluto, Alphaville, Visitor Q, Lost Highway, Amadeus, The Lion in Winter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Tideland, Spirited Away, Haute Tension, check my Flixster for more
Television
Trailer Park Boys, Twin Peaks, The Office (UK of course), The Mighty Boosh, Extras, Spaced, Arrested Development, Frisky Dingo, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, Superjail!, Beavis & Butthead, The Boondocks, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, OZ, Star Trek TNG, The West Wing Bartlett era, Brimstone, Masters of Horror, PBS children's programming, Independent Lens, Reno 911, Little Britain, Monty Python and the Flying Circus, Spawn, Aeon Flux, Hellsing Ultimate, Twilight Zone, Frasier, Tripping the Rift, The Riches, Black Books, Sober House and VH1 Surreality Programming, The Office US, 30 Rock, Tales from the Darkside
Books
all of them, especially the crap ones that fuel my writer's ego and even the genius ones that crush my ego so bad I lose the drive to write
Heroes
Wolverine, Gandalf, Ray Bradbury, Yoda, Michael Stipe, Karl Pilkington, David Lynch, Terry Gilliam
Isidore Newman School
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Editor-In-Chief of the Greenie (school newspaper), Art Room supplies mananger, Arts Week Committee and Stage Tech all four years
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If I had a clone of myself, I'd have it murder me.
For my filmovie zone, Visit or Add me on Flixter if you've got some good suggestions for me or want some brilliant recommendations from me. I try to rate and comment on every movie I see; I'm on there more than any other "profile site". I have some awesome special movie lists , such as *the* "Good Stoner Movies", movies with scenes of "Hot Gay Sex", thorough tracking of my zombie watching on "Zed" and "Ded Zed Hedz", extreme and exploitation in "That's Fucked Up! Cinema" (my most popular list), and more tame stuff like "Perfect Films", "Horror Movies Not to Miss", and "Movies I Found at the Library" (which is actually a damn good list and not silly).
Some More About Me and My use for Crapspace: (mostly bitchy ranting which addresses inadequate space to describe self in the generic myspace categories)
Everybody has one of these myspace pages so I might as well use it for what it's meant for (personally prefer Facebook but that seems to be less mainstream than myspace, plus no code sandbox for layout purposes). I wear and declare who I am and what I believe, often to my own social detriment. This angers me that so much of society is bent on misdirection and slight lies to move; it halts when confronted with my unabashed bluntness, then resumes to crush me. So yes my interests say "marijuana" because I firmly believe it should be legalized and don't care who knows I love it and smoke the hell out of it. And I'm not gonna select "bi" on sexual preference when I am pansexual; but you haven't the time to hear my related rant on the binary categorization of all things to a crippling extent, as best exemplified by human attitudes and language regarding sex, sexuality, and gender. In terms of religion, I believe organized religion means the death of true spirituality, which is why any of my spiritual beliefs are mine alone and not associated with any standing accepted mythology. At the moment, I put my "faith" (that's the loaded version with all its connotations and denotations) in the discoveries of quantum physics. Politically, I have quite radical beliefs which fluctuate, and consider every "political" decision based on specific context. Generally, I currently favor a socialist meritocracy for all declared nations and am supremely suspicious of current Illuminati control over much of world government. According to the Myers-Brigg I am either an INTP or INFP; my scores on "Thinking vs. Feeling" consistently fall on different sides of that scale, always within the admitted margin of debate. I do not attend any traditional organized education factory because I haven't the mental energy or discipline for any work which I do not feel fully passionate about; if I were to attend a modern institution, it would be a very specific film production program. I am arrogantly autodidactic. I despise uncontrolled capitalism as I have yet to make it work for me. I have extreme issues with avoidance, social anxiety, and depression but am ironically quite sane compared to the vast majority of my blood relatives. In person, I am quite reserved, awkward, and hesitant but if I am sparked by another person's actions or statements, the ranting shall flow without obstruction as I tend to deal with social anxiety by over-talking and being a bit to highly arrogant. I am a pacifist because I believe in the viewpoint, but ALSO because I'm a pussy that doesn't want anything to do with physical violence and inflicted pain. I prefer solitude most of the time because of my social anxieties, and when I "chill" I prefer small gatherings where I can have thorough discussion with others. Has any other profile ever laid so much personal crap on you? Well, you came to "my" "space". ;) just me bein' impish
So I'm mostly a translucent creature, which is fine for this "democratized Big Brother" world. When in comes to any relationship, I want people to be as informed as possible on me, so I get all that "private information" out of the way as a litmus test for who can truly interact with me in any capacity without squabbles over contended social hot buttons. I can't be wasting time with people still stuck in the shadow chamber of Plato's cave when I'm busy clambering towards the light, but I will go back for them someday once I've reached the surface. Give me a hand if you're already outside, then?
Who I'd like to meet: PEOPLE VIA MYSPACE:
creative soulmate/counterpart, anyone in film production, film students and critics, people I've met in "real life", heads and stoners, serious intellectuals (who will entertain my nonsense), queers, poets, nonfiction writers, musicians, metalheads, visual (new media or traditional) artists, actors, other writers up for shop talk and I'd actually like to MEET people and break the fifth wall of cybereality
IDEAL IDOLS TO ENCOUNTER: (artists):
Michael Stipe, Ray Bradbury, Sir Ian McKellen, Neil Gaiman, David Lynch, Neil Peart or Geddy Lee, Any Monty Python member (esp Gilliam), Kevin Spacey, Wes Craven, Ricky Gervais
thinkers:
Dalai Lama (without a translator),
Karl Pilkington (without a translator)
Dead People Come Back to Life:
Phillip K. Dick,
Thomas Jefferson,
Ingmar Bergman (including a translator),
Dimebag Darrell (including a translator),
M.C. Escher,
Georges Melies,
Alfred Hitchcock,
Cary Grant,
Conrad Hall,
Plato (cuz Socrates would do me 'ead in with that question bit he does)
Various Film & Graphic novel characters incarnated:
Wolverine,
Gandalf,
Dream AKA Morpheus/Oneiros/The Sandman in The Dreaming,
Mervyn the Pumpkinhead (one of Dream's workers),
Boba Fett,
Yoda,
Spawn (the Al Simmons one),
The Ninja Turtles (at least Michaelangelo),
The Monster Squad kids and monsters,
visit the Batcave with Batman and Alfred,
visit Rick's Cafe Americain,
the mansion residents (as household objects) in Disney's Beauty & the Beast,
Frog & Toad from Frog & Toad are Friends,
zombies (as long as I can kill them)
These are all equal......... I think that says loads about me, though if I had to pick one, I'd go with Michael Stipe. Sorry to Dalai Llama, Hitchcock, Spawn, but especially Karl the Pilkington, that another famous bald guy won it, but hey get a band together, train your voice, and I'll give you another go.
Haha, that's crazy! Thank you for the support! Let us know whenever you want a ticket!! If it'll help, you're more than welcome to message us and work out somewhere we can drop it off to you.
hey thanks for the add you seem cool ohh and by the way consider your comment cherry popped lol well im going to write you a message bc i dont want to say to much on a comment lol
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