About me: Star Trek Interludes does not discriminate, pick one over the other, shoot to kill, intend to displease, have a favorite, alphabetize, numeritize, schedule, itenerate, list, jot down, hassle with, bargain for, argue over, pick sides against, pick sides for, hate, love, consume, destroy, create, or care.
Please do not treat Star Trek Interludes as if it had a personality. Star Trek Interludes is an asexual, anti-personal, unfriendly, merciless, and unstoppable entity. It does not like you, and it will not like you. Do not expect things to change.
You may think that you are Star Trek Interlude's friend, but it assures you otherwise. Star Trek Interludes has only one top friend: Josh. Josh will only ever be the top friend for as long as your short lives will last.
Star Trek Interludes arranges friends alphabetically, which may, to the casual observer, be against what one sees as Star Trek Interlude's aforementioned rule against alphabetizing.
However, Star Trek Interludes does not care what you think, or for that matter, what you think you know. You know nothing. Star Trek Interludes does not know everything, but it assures you that it knows more than you do.
If Star Trek Interludes begins vibrating, rattling, or otherwise violently moving, or if warning alarms/klaxons/sirens begin sounding, please leave the vicinity of Star Trek Interludes and seek shelter immediately.
Star Trek Interludes does not care about your bulletins, you current mood, or how many friends you have. Star Trek Interludes sees all as lower than itself. You and your peers are insignificant, inferior, hopeless. Please cease all pride and joy immediately.
Star Trek Interludes only has a Myspace to display its materials. Star Trek Interludes does not approve of Myspace. Myspace is a massive waste of bandwidth.
Star Trek Interludes knows that you find its material humorous; please keep it to yourself. It knows what it writes is funny, it does not need your approval or, more importantly, your blithering criticism.
Who I'd like to meet: Someone of equal intellect (highly unlikely.)MYFLYPROFILE.NET
Please help Walter Koenig, "Chekov from Star Trek TOS", Get His Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! Walter has been nominated for his star and waltersstar.com has raised the money to manufacture and install the star (Thanks!). All Walter needs now is the votes of the Walk of Fame Committee. Write to the Walk of Fame Committee a polite letter in your own words, why you think Walter should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. These NEED to be letters from each individual fan in the fan's own words. Not copies, Not form letters, Not chain letters. Walk of Fame Committee c/o Hollywood Chamber of Commerce 7018 Hollywood Boulevard, 2nd Floor Hollywood, CA 90028
Back row: Nana Visitor "Major/Colonel Kira Nerys Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, me "Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock", Star Trek club "Starfleet Command" Chief of Information Technologies Admiral Mark Williams (a.k.a.) Admiral Kirk & Rene Auberjonois "Odo chief of security Star Trek: DS9. Front row: ADM Stacy Mulder, Chief of Membership Services, SFC & ADM Roy Jackson, Deputy Fleet Commander Starfleet Command, Q1
Greetings and salutations,
My best friend Mark Williams (a.k.a.) Admiral Kirk needs your vote to win a Star Trek: TOS Captain's Chair in the final round of the Roddenberry. com's 2008 Member of the Year contest. Mark and I "Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock" are best known for our "Kirk And Spock" shows that we put on at conventions. The 2008 STARBASE INDY convention on Thanksgiving weekend featured us as part of their main entertainment. We had performed "Spock's Brain". I hope that we can get the video of our performance on YouTube in the near future. Another great reason to vote for Mark is that I only live a few miles from his house! After all, I have been and always shall be his friend.
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People used to believe that dressing their male children as Star Trek Interludes would protect them from evil spirits.
Star Trek Interludes have a memory span of three seconds!
Star Trek Interludes are the world's tallest woman!
68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Star Trek Interludes!
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Star Trek Interludes.
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Star Trek Interludes.
Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Star Trek Interludes every year
What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, and Michael Jackson… fucks little boys.
