Samuel Beckett Raymond Queneau Dr. Seuss William Burroughs Georges Perec Harry Matthews Robert Crumb Italo Calvino Latis Jean Lescure François Le Lionnais Ramon Llull Giordano Bruno James Joyce Marcel Duchamp Lord Buckley Viv Stanshall Kenneth Patchen Nöel Coward
The Pledge of Allegiance is given facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. When not in uniform men should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the flag, and render the military salute.
7. (aphæresis)
I edge giants to the lag of the knighted eights of Erica, and to the public for itch it ands, one shun or odd, divisible is Berty, and Eustace, or all.
2. (homosyntaxism)
We bake muffins for a friend of a distant relation to Barbara Bush and in our recipe for cakes it reads, “…five minutes after baking, season with Republicanism and Crack, to taste.”
The Hard-Time Orchestra invite you to the Adelphi for some fine old fashioned songs. Come and forget your great depression with the Hard-Time Orchestra! One night only!
Click Clack this Monday 10th Sept features Henry the poet as well as the open mic... It takes place every Monday at The Iron Duke, Cold Bath Road, Harrogate, HG2 0NA. Entry is FREE and sign-up for performers starts around 8.30pm. Anything goes at Click Clack though we do prefer alternative, odd, funny, experimental performance, but this can be in any form : poetry, comedy, music (no drums though!). So all you poets, ranters, comedians, singers, musicians, short film makers, photographers, mime artists, glockenspiel virtuosos, didgeridoo players, artists, ex-darts champions, walrus impersonators, please come down and share your talents with us. If you'd like a guest spot please get in touch with me via this MySpace.
