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Storm and The Balls
Metal / Jazz / Christian Rap

"WTF Is Ladylike?"

Portland, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  7/7/2008
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   Storm and The Balls: General Info
Member Since8/20/2004
Band Websitestormlarge.com
Band MembersStorm Large - Mouth
Hotrod Davey Nipples - Bass
Jimmy Jamms Beaton - Keys
Brian Boom-Boom McFeather Parnell - Drums

Storm
Storm, cancer, double jointed, likes long walks on the beach and porn. Kinda big for a girl, very sweet but volatile. Never touch her unless you know her very well - she took down two frat boys, a CPA and a caterer when one of them put his finger on her back to read her tattoo. It took a few whacks with a golf club and whole can of bear mace to finally break it up.

Davey
Davey, aries, Italian, finds the misfortunes of others hilarious and he loves lima beans. He was a founding member of the Portland institution, Sweaty Nipples, then went on to be touring guitarist for Everclear before slinging bass for The Balls. This old fashioned daddy believes that blowjobs ARE cheating, but it's ok to scare a girl until she starts crying while in a relationship.

Jammer
Jammer, pisces, vegan, vegan, vegan, likes em' small. Also a survivor of the Everclear camp, Jimmy Jamms is a sweet natured soul with a heart as big as his hairy back. Though he is vegan, I've seen him do things to a chicken that made me wonder. ...and boys, when the Jammer's around, watch your women. I saw him steal four girls at one party. This bald little lover's a cock block extraordinaire.

Boom-Boom
Boom-Boom, taurus, soft spoken, likes Robitussin and burning things. It's really all about Brian. Silent but deadly man of mystery. He's worn the same shoes for seven years. Never look at his neck.


InfluencesLenny Bruce, Dave Chappelle, Mandarin cosmopolitans, chicks and hot cheese.
Sounds LikeTake one Mike Patton with boobs, crush in a sprig of Nina Hagen and a dash of ham. Put a dress on it and tell it to be nice. It won't, but it doesn't hurt to ask.
Record LabelFukco Records
Type of LabelNone





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 19 2008 2:00P
Portland Center Stage Portland, Oregon
Jul 20 2008 7:00P
The Gorge Games Hood River, Oregon

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   About Storm and The Balls
Storm and the Balls
About
Best Of Portland
by Byron Beck for Willamette Week

Any band with the word "balls" in its name should be, well, ballsy, and one-of-a-kind torch singer Storm Large and her three-man backing band the Balls don't disappoint. The commanding, 6-foot blond vixen cleverly twists rock and heavy-metal hits, American classics and everything in between into absurd and poignant renditions best described as loungecore. In Storm's world, Abba and Iron Butterfly coexist harmoniously in "Abba-Gadda-Davida," and it's perfectly normal to revisit Metallica, the Cramps and "The Star-Spangled Banner" in one raucous evening. Of course, it doesn't hurt that Storm's Balls consist of skilled ex-members of Everclear and Motherload.

The Balls are crazy, sexy punk rock jazz. They run the gamut of live metal mash-up to heart wrenching torch songs. The band is super tight, and Storm could be Charlize Theron's big ex-con sister who will scare you into loving her forever.


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"Ladylike, Side One" is out!

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G.D.Guise





Jul 5 2008 9:07 PM

Sounding Good Storm! Thanks for the add!
Tastysocks





Jul 5 2008 11:29 PM

You kick so much ass, Storm!!!
mikisan @ DILANACLAN.COM





Jul 4 2008 5:49 AM

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!
D & B





Jul 4 2008 7:35 PM

Are you still playing anywhere around the Portland Metro area?
Brian


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Jul 4 2008 9:07 PM

Hey Guys!
All the best with your future projects and thanks for being a friend.cheers from NZ!
W. Dire Wolff





Jul 4 2008 12:42 PM

hey; i stopped by to see what was up with you. think peace. wolff
10 POINT TOKYO





Jul 4 2008 2:24 PM

Thanks for the Add!

10 Point Tokyo
Henry Bliss & The Sidewalkers





Jul 3 2008 12:46 PM

Thanks for your friendship and welcome on my page ;)

Have a splendid evening !

Henry Bliss
Tonya ~Support MS and Diabetes Research~





Jul 3 2008 4:51 PM

Have a safe and Happy 4th of July holiday, Storm!!
Ruby Red





Jul 3 2008 5:05 PM

Happy Happy Joy Joy it's time for burning things flying thru the air into dead grass in the 'couve! Better go get to watering...
Have a safe and fun one ya'll =)
Lotsa xo from me 'n The RED
Courtney





Jul 3 2008 9:49 PM

Just swinging by to say that I think you guys are just about the raddest band ever.

I would kill to go to one of your shows. Ever think of coming to Pennsylvania? It would pretty much make my life.
Mademoiselle Noelle's Fortune Tea House





Jul 3 2008 10:47 AM

Thanks for the add sister!
XOX
Magdalen Graal-Official MySpace





Jul 3 2008 8:55 AM

Hi!!!
Thanks for being my friend!!!!!
Please take a look at my video it's very shocking!!!!
I would like to know what you think!!!

Magdalen Graal
Metalli-Mumzie





Jun 27 2008 4:02 PM

Happy Happy Happy Happy... awh fuck it... cheers on the birthday beyotch!
MeggyRÖSE


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Jun 27 2008 8:44 PM

Hey bby love :)

happy late birthday haah

I LOVE you so much stormmy xx
Gina





Jun 27 2008 9:21 PM

Hey STORM,
Just stopping by to hear some real rockin!!! Great tunes here.
Gotta luv your powerful and amazing voice. KEEP ON ROCKIN, MUCH LUV, gina
DJ Marty





Jun 26 2008 6:30 PM

Hap E Bif Day SexyAsHell Rocker Babe!!!!
Molly Belt





Jun 25 2008 11:15 AM

Happy Birthday, Storm!
Dilana's Official Fan Space Latino





Jun 25 2008 1:09 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Sara





Jun 25 2008 4:47 PM

Happy Birthday Storm!!!
Mr Alan





Jun 25 2008 10:26 PM

Hey Storm stopping in to drop some love!
Dusty Weick





Jun 24 2008 3:46 PM

GREAT SOUND! LOVE IT.
Marz Frost





Jun 24 2008 7:32 PM

**where is my mind** is intense!! love that song... ;)
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes





Jun 24 2008 11:52 PM

It would make my whole week to hear your versoin of "I want you" again...really my whole week mabe even 2 of them :)
Dawn





Jun 25 2008 1:35 AM

Vote For Your Favorite, the beautiful, Storm Large!

Dates: June 24 to July 4-Independence Day.

Living Life...Boomer Style Magazine wants to know who your favorite musicians are; so, vote for your favorites and they will be featured in Living Life...Boomer Style's music department.

We will do a profile, band interview, and if the band has a great photo album, we will publish their photographs for a slide show of up to 50 photos.

We will be picking the top 12 Fan
Favorites.

How to vote?

Go to:

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and register for a free one year digital subscription to Living Life...Boomer Style (bottom of the page), in the section that asks who referred you, enter your favorite band or artist. The webmaster will do a tally of the top twelve bands...and you could be responsible for helping your favorites get free publicity.

Also, every person who registers their favorite music will be entered into our Grand Opening Drawings for an opportunity to win a Rolex Watch, or one of $50,000 in prizes.

Looking forward to hearing some fabulous music.

Blessings,
Dawn Bonner
Editor in Chief
Living Life...Boomer Style
ROCK/METAL/GRUNGE!





Jun 24 2008 1:18 AM

I love you! You are so F-ing cool.

Michelle~
Muriel





Jun 22 2008 8:18 PM

We drove by the High Dive last nite on our way to see Anomie Bell, Fink and Jaymay. Although we enjoyed the performances, rather had it been Storm a the High Dive. Come again!
Leah





Jun 21 2008 12:38 PM

OMG....you guys are AWESOME!
Slippery When Wet





Jun 19 2008 1:25 PM

Hell yeah you rock!!!
Much love
Linda Vee Sado
Slippery When Wet
Asha





Jun 20 2008 1:33 PM

When I grow up I wanna be Storm Large!!!!!
$t@cy <3





Jun 19 2008 1:27 PM

WTF is Ladylike... I f**kin love that song!
Sabby Lou





Jun 19 2008 5:31 PM

I hope you are enjoying this beautiful weather! Anxious to see your new show! I know it's gonna be FAB.
Melissa





Jun 19 2008 9:08 PM

You are the inspiration, sister.
**ALEX**





Jun 19 2008 11:57 PM

Bury my heart on Ross Island...
Strange as angels





Jun 20 2008 7:17 AM

please come to Philadelphia!!!!!!!
wyrdgrl





Jun 18 2008 7:48 PM

may you always walk protected through the calm and the storm...
Lendy





Jun 19 2008 10:33 AM

Love you!!!!!!!!!!
J€ññ J€ññ♪♪





Jun 16 2008 2:08 AM

Just wanted to stop by and wish you a beautiful day & great week

Love & miss u
Jennifer