Douglas Horton, Tommy Atkinson, Amjad Faur, Joel Bunch
Influences
ancient weapons, harmonized guitars, viking ships (please note this in no way indicates that we even remotely resemble black metal), lightning bolts (the electrical phenomenon, not the band), elemental giants, saving throw vs. marshall amps, etc....
Sounds Like
Riding a lightning bolt towards victory while simultaneously regretting something horrible you've done.
The members of STORM THE CASTLE! frequently appear in those True.com ads you see when logging out of this site. That's us.
Victory... but at what cost?
Yesterday morning, a very hungover girl awoke after three hours of sleep to begin an hour-long journey that would end in her enduring the company of undesirable family members while trying to choke down turkey and dressing without regurgitating it along with all the whiskey and cheap beer consumed the previous evening. The only thing that kept the aforementioned girl from trying to escape this fate by driving her car into a ravine at high speed was your album.