And then! Out of the patchouli and dust laden fug of Aluna comes the quite, quite spectacular, trans generational party rock n' motherlovin' roll of Storm Theory. Despite having a name mugged from some shit emo band, these lot bring the party like the venue's about to explode. With the singer's mighty jubblies threatening to break free from her bondage top at any given moment, it just might. This lot are freakin' great. Straight up. Happy music played by happy people out for a laugh. Good times.
Kind of like a bomb full of bastard going off at a one woman hen night, if they had played a high school prom in the fifties, concerned looking parents would have escorted their charges from the building, muttering "gee...that was definitely not swell. They've made Jesus cry." (Ninehertz.co.uk)
HOW TO BOOK US: Please email the band through My Space or at stormtheory@gmail.com, we love to make new "Storm whores"
THE CHANGING FACES AND COSTUMES 2005 TO PRESENT
The sleaze, the story, the “Storm”
As I sit gazing over
yonder rooftops checking out my pet Seagull (called Steven – geddit?) I felt
compelled to bestow on the world the story of Storm Theory (aka Storum Feeree,
Brizzle fashion). It was a blistering hot day and I was cruisin’ on my maneater
motorbike on my way to a second audition in deepest darkest Somerset where only
fairies dare roam and joy ride in tractors! Over the past 3 years some have been unable to don the sleaze and big hair metal in the true ways of the "Storm" and there has been an ever
changing madness on our musical adventure fasten your seatbelts lads n lassies this is gonna be one helluva ride!!!!!!!!!!.
The recipe
for this “cockrocktail” is as follows:
Bang it all in
a blender and hey presto you now have a story that in 1959 announced that rock
music "tightens the cow's glandular system and deters milking," with a strange
headline claiming "Rock 'n' Roll Makes Cows Tighten Up." So I guess you are
thinking who the hell are they? Well, unlike most egotistical wannabees you wont find us saying “We’re
the next big thing” we are a freakin crazy bunch of quirky musicians that just
want to have fun with our music and entertain anyone daft enough to turn up to
our gigs. Be warned boys and watch out for "Wots my Poison"you may just get stitched up.
Jordan Rivera is back this time with legendary UK singer Spoonface (faada.co.uk). The voice of Number one selling Black Legend and club anthem 'Hey Girl'. Black Legend's "You See the Trouble with Me" reached #1 in the UK Singles Chart selling several million worldwide. Many recognise Spoonface's contribution to the sound of Ukfunky with the classic dancefloor hit 'Hey Girl' With a host of collaborations from Drum and Bass maestro High Contrast to Reggae Legend Janet Kay, his current efforts have kept him at the top of the club charts with tracks like Wunna Be (Christain Marchi remix) and Here For You (Time srl). This track is called 'Keep on Holding'. It's an inspirational house record aiming to provide some upliftment in these 'crazy time's'. Remixes by Jesse Voorn (Dance4Life), Firebeatz (Spinnin/Big&Dirty), John Jacobsen & Anzwer (Pacha Ibiza Residents) Nino Anthony (Portamento/Subliminal), TYNY & Jeremus (Full Throttle Rec.), Amir Barbell (FSM), Jodee Kitch (FSM) and Norty Cotto (Naughty Boy Music/Henry Street Music) Have already become a triumphant hit on myspace!"
After a year and a few months.. we finally have a track up!
Hope you like it, and hope you.. well.. get what we're doing/where we're coming from etc. !
ALUNAH “Fall to Earth Again” Tour ‘09
2 April REDDITCH The Tardebigge
3 April STOURBRIDGE Katie Fitzgeralds
4 April BURTON The Appleby
5 April COALVILLE The Vic
9 April BIRMINGHAM ‘The Electric Kool Aid Acid Fest’ @ The Old Wharf
10 April WOLVERHAMPTON The Giffard Arms
11 April LONDON The Unicorn
12 April ESSEX ‘Cosmic Puffin Fest’ @ Mersea Island w/ Litmus
16 April TAMWORTH Club Vertigo
17 April NUNEATON Queen’s Hall
19 April NOTTINGHAM Old Angel
24 April KETTERING Sawyers
25 April COVENTRY Golden Cross
27 April EXETER The Cavern w/ Solace
29 April LONDON The Gaff w/ Solace
30 April BIRMINGHAM Eddie’s Rock Club @ Busk
23 May EXETER Tiggas
6 June STOURBRIDGE The Rock Station
7 June LONDON ‘Damsels Of Destruction Fest’ @ The Bridgehouse 2 Canning Town
“Fall to Earth” cd available from HMV.co.uk “Fall to Earth” & “Song of the Sun” vinyl releases available from ALUNAH
Thanks for having us reprobates, you rock! Check out the new tracks from our upcoming debut album - From The Ashes
Cheers!!
- Click the pic & spread the Nemhain Rock n Roll Plague
Details of how to apply for this years festival can be found in our blog or on our website. Check it out!
We'll be hosting our first fundraising party of the year at the end of the month! You'll get to spend the evening in the company of The Ten Pound Suit Band as they rip through a set of non-stop, rebel rousing fun!
That's right! "The best swingabilly band in town!"
Date: Sat 31st Jan. Venue: La Tasca. The Triangle, Clifton, Bristol. Time: 8:00pm kick off. Tickets: £5adv from Bristol Ticket Shop.
Miss the last Autopsy Report Radio Show featuring Storm Theory? Well fear not because you can listen to it RIGHT NOW at the Autopsy Report MySpace page. Alternatively you can go to Vicious Enterprises and download a higher bit rate version.
The Autopsy Report Metal Radio Show 5th - 11th January 2009
Happy New Year and let's start 2009 the way we intend to go on with a sexually charged dose of very loud music. Yes the Autopsy Report is here again to tantalize your ears and roughly abuse your cranium with the best in unsigned bands. Tune in.
This week's playlist featuring Storm Theory:
Joseph Rodriguez - Auld Lang Syne Scorn Age - G.S.M.S.M.S Awaker - Tirke Toxic - Fear Hemearyche - Weight of the World Cessation Of Life - Everything And Everyone Nachtpsalm - Recurs(e)ion Fragmenta - Merchants Of Doom Storm Theory - Rider Judas Priest - Rocka Rolla
Hey guys. Thanks for adding The Squadron!!! Fuck, ya gasoline song has got me running to the offy!!! Awesome stuff, would love to hook up for a gig sometime.
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