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Well, let's see. This band has been around for as long as time, suspected to be the reason for the Big Bang. Your two young fellows first laid eyes on each other in grade school, a fine establishment by the name of St. Vincent Ferrer's School for Criminally Insane Boys and Greasy Dagos. To say it was love at first sight would be an understatement. However, so afraid of the 40 lashings dished out by the school for any sort of love, beastiality or otherwise, these two heroes never spoke to each other. Time went on and Ryan ended up jamming with ultra-musician John Norman during the latter half of his highschool years. With guitar and drums, as we say in the business, "in the bag," a shining light appeared in John Norman's dimly lit basement. The bass god hath cometh. They had many names: Sons of Orpheus, Big in Tokyo, and last but not least, the Big-Dicked Bum Stuffers. Eventually Mr. Graham was sucked into the black hole that is Sound Cinema as their singer and resident bad boy. Progressive blood now runs thick in their veins, or thin depending on how inebriated they happen to be at the moment. Either way, Tim and Ryan thirst for a simpler acoustic orgasm nightly, and get down all sweaty and violent-like. Destined to remain at the forefront of greatness for all eternity, what time won't tell, they will.
I heard a rumor that StowAway is no more. My little brother told me that one afternoon Ryan and Timi ate Bob Dylan while he was still alive. They were mad at him because he never gave them any credit for writing Blonde on Blonde and Highway 61 Revisited. Now they are in hiding. They can't come back to the United States until the two still-living Traveling Wilburys are dead because the Wilburys want revenge. Just look at Tom Petty's evil stare.
My buddy Mark stopped getting high with me because he now works at the post office and has to do a piss test every other week. Just last week though, I see him sparking up. I'm like "Dude are you smoking bud again???" and he is all "Yeah! I bought ONE POUND of legal bud at APPLEIPHONEGIVEAWAY.COM and I don't need to worry, this shit doesn't come up in piss tests and it's some potent shit!"
"One pound??? Holy fuck dude you can deal this shit!!" After seeing how good this bud was I decided to go to APPLEIPHONEGIVEAWAY.COM myself and bought 8 ounces of Hawaiian Gold Bud. I figured I might as well smoke this and be a local dealer in the neighborhood too.
Well my plan was an instant success. I can't believe it but I actually drove the other dealers OUT OF BUSINESS. They just couldn't compete with my prices and my shit was 100% legal! I was the talk of the town. Even the cops were buying shit off me!
Anyway don't take my word for it. Goto APPLEIPHONEGIVEAWAY.COM yourself and check it out. This place is too good to be kept a secret. One warning though. If you smoke bud and drive, don't do that shit with this potent bud. My friend blasted up before going on his mailing route and he ended up crashing the postal truck LOL. They fired his ass and now he is dealing full time with me and making a killing! Oh and he still smokes up the legal bud!
hey guys your show is like sooon i cant wait ....all those days sitting in timmys basement better have payed off lol i want an amazing show you hear me amazing<3 the best girl you know
