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Streak McNasty's Interests
General
Music, art, sports bars, outdoors, golf, pool, football, writing, streaking/skinny dipping, shaking babies, inside jokes, starting rumors to see how far they go, fire, my Jeep, freeballing daily, rock concerts, singing in the shower, singing Christmas carols in the summertime, making people laugh, spontaneity, road and/or air trips, and boys. Whoops, I meant girls. Girls Girls Girls.
Music
AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MICKEY AVALON, Green Day, Eminem, Ludacris, Quietdrive, Maroon 5, Timbaland, Papa Roach, Blink 182, Sum 41, 311, Incubus, Korn, Smashmouth, Flaw, Lifer, Gorillaz, Simple Plan, Jimmy Eat World, Paramore, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Missy Elliot, Steve Miller Band, Sick Puppies, Slipknot, Hed Planet Earth, Eagles, System of a Down, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Mudvayne, Sublime, All American Rejects, Eve 6, Cold, Crossfade, Nirvana, Filter, Disturbed, Smile Empty Soul, Linkin Park/Jay Z, Executioners, "Turn Me Loose" by Eminem and Fred Durst, My Chemical Romance, Primer 55, Taproot, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Flyleaf, Hawthorne Heights, HIM, Coldplay, Hinder, Seether, Earshot, The Apex Theory, Crystal Method, Bionic Jive, The Fray, Bullet For My Valentine, Yellow Card, Nickelback, Trapt, Fatboy Slim, Mushroomhead, Prodigy, Finger 11, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Shinedown, Coal Chamber, Orgy, Tenacious D, KISS, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, AC/DC, Steel Dragon(j/k), Kittie, Hoobastank, Marilyn Manson, Adema, Panic! At the Disco, Red Jumpsuit Aparatus, Devil Driver, Dope, Stonesour, Muse, Buckcherry, Prodigy, Silversun Pickups, Sevendust, Atreyu, Madonna, Timberlake, The Pixies, Ludo, Flobots, and the muthafuckin' Time!
Movies
Fight Club, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Old School, Anchorman, Elf, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, American Beauty, Saw Trilogy, Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs, American History X, Wedding Crashers, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Rock Star, Grandma's Boy, Goodfellas, Talledaga Nights, Harold and Kumar, Lucky Number Slevin, Four Rooms, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Clerks 1 and 2, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Crank, Jackass 1 and 2, The Beach, Deathproof, Knocked Up, Catch Me If You Can, anything with Will Ferrell, anything directed by Quentin Tarantino, the list could go on.
Television
My television comes on by itself. It's kinda creepy.
Books
I don't know how to read or write. I suck at life.
Heroes
Tucker Max, Mom and Dad, My lil' sister, Bob Stoops is the fuckin' man, Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew, Frank Abagnale Jr.
My name is Seth. People tend to ignore my phone calls and no one ever asks me for my personal opinion. Just kidding, I fuckin' rock. I'm comfortably a lush. It doesn't get in the way of anything besides a healthy liver. I get everything done that needs to be, then I go have fun. I'm outgoing. I'll talk to anyone about anything. I'm generally a happy motherfucker. I love being the center of attention. I have a very crude, sick, twisted, uncalled for sense of humor. I am very offensive and I love that about myself. When I'm on a roll and makin' people laugh, I'm unstoppable. I refuse to bite my tongue for anyone. I'm gonna say what I feel. Most of you who are reading this probably shouldn't even hang out with me. I'll inevitably make you cry.
Where did I get the name "Streak?" I acquired it over time due to the random occasions where I take off my clothes and run around. I've had the cops called on me for riding my motorcycle naked through a neighborhood. I denied it when he got there and he laughed and took off. Silly cop. I've been streaking through a bar which resulted in the security guard betting me I wouldn't do it again and a bunch of old women buying me Jager. I once got naked at a party, climbed on the roof, got everyones attention and made a quick announcement, and jumped into the pool. My sister was mad at me for that. There are so many naked stories i could tell you. It doesn't even make sense because I don't have a huge package. Or maybe it's just cold everywhere I go. I dunno.
What do I do, you ask? I'm currently working as a pool boy by day and a waiter by night. Probably gonna start lookin' for a management position at another restaurant due to recent occurences, or lack there of, at the one I work at now.
I can't picture the world without music. I enjoy it all, but mainly rock. Art has always been an interest, too. Just got a new, badass camera. Still trying to teach myself the tricks as far as aperature, shutter speed, and shit like that. Good photos coming soon. If you know more about that stuff than me, gimme a shout...now.
I like to make people laugh. Not that I'm funny, I like to tickle. I really don't know what else to say about myself. Message my inbox, if that's what makes you happy. By "message," I mean suck. By "inbox," I mean dick. Oh, and I like long walks on the beach.
Someone who will laugh at other peoples expense with me. Someone who's happiness isn't in need of psychological assistance. Someone who shares the same crude, twisted sense of humor that I possess. Someone who, more than likely, isn't you.
Wellll i'm going out there around 5ish. It's going to be fun, but not fun enough for you and your awesomeness. I baked mom a belated birthday cake, it smells yummy. Maybe she'll give you some.
I'm going to the Illinois River to do the same!!!!!!!!!!!! Leavin on Thursday Night...not comin back till Sunday Night......So Excited....Can't Wait!!!!!!
I just saw that you bought me as a pet. Fair enough, but I ain't pickin yo cotton fields, i ain't shinin yo shoes,i ain't no jive turkey, and i ain't drivin Miss Daisy. Couldn't even pay 4-digits fo a sistah? Damn, that ain't right yo.... :)
