Stretchman
Stretch Mang
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Male
32 years old
DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE
United States
Last Login: 6/24/2009
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| General | Linux, security, avoiding co-occurence of search terms, exploiting co-occurence of search terms, trolling, hotlinking, money, reminiscing about the Apple IIc and how awesome it was, regurgitating dead internet memes. | | Music | Ween, Turbosloth, Crass, Of Montreal, "Eurobeat" played loudly (when the mood suits me), The Grateful Dead, Black Flag (Greg Ginn is the shit!), MC Chris ("Fett's Vette" fuckin pwns), Keller Williams, Steel Pulse, My Bloody Valentine, videogame remixes, Velvet Underground, Gordon fucking Lightfoot, Israel Vibrations, Rolling Stones (pre-1985 or so), The Pogues, Jimi Hendrix, The Queers, Zappa, Flaming Lips, motherfucking James Brown, The Raincoats, Sonic Youth, Horton Heat, New York Dolls/Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, Midnite, The Stooges, Dick Dale, Television, The Brood, The Strokes, The Who, Sly and the Family Stone, Wilco, Pistols, Maceo Parker, Kim Deal, Moldy Peaches, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Nilsson, Pink Floyd, acid house, minimal techno, hard house, good trance, Phish, Richie Hawtin, Busta Rhymes, Aerosmith when they were on drugs, Black Sabbath, the first Danzig album, Glenn Danzig's Black Aria, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Big Meat Hammer, BB King, Slowdive, Lucky Dube, Talib Queli, Screeching Weasel (back when their members didn't try to cozy up to pretentious modern rock bands like Green Day), Sebadoh, Swervedriver, Beck (Mellow Gold or Sea Change), The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Dead Kennedys, J5, Phantom Surfers, Butthole Surfers, The Pixies' Surfer Rosa, Rick James, Rebirth Brass Band, Dave Ralph, Miles Davis, Bongwater, Henry Threadgill, Daft Punk, Leo Kottke, the Dead Milkmen, Parliament/Funkadelic, Bill Laswell/Axiom records stuff, Jefferson Starship, Zeppelin, cheesy 80's music I remember from my childhood like Murray Head, Prince and the Revolution, Falco, Duran Duran, Toto, Van Halen (no Van Hagar please), Human League, "I aam the waaarrrioorrrr!" type of shit - you know what I'm talking about. | | Movies | Snakes on a Plane, Brick, Zardoz, Lord of the Rings (though they fucked it up), Light Years, Wizards, Rock N' Rule, Giant Gila Monster, Plan 9 From Outer Space, anything with Tim Thomerson in it - Trancers, Dollman, The Thing, Four Rooms, Bad Lieutenant, Godfather II, 13 Moons, Snowbeast, Family Enforcer, Bullet, Drugstore Cowboy, Star Wars flicks, Godzilla vs. Gigan, Rebirth of Mothra I and II, (shit, any Toho movie is "good" stuff), Tokyo: The Last Megalopolis, Johnny Mnemonic (beats the shit out of the Matrix movies IMO), Creepshow, It Seemed Like A Good Idea at the Time, Life Aquatic, Following, Maltese Falcon, Blade Runner, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Death Ship, Shock Waves, any number of other nautical/Nazi/undead movies, Naked Lunch, Trainspotting, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Evil Dead II, The Big Sleep, Amelie, Legend of the Eight Samurai, Street Fighter (think Sonny Chiba, not Raul Julia's last movie), Kill Bill, 12 Monkeys, Island of Terror, Heavy Metal, 28 Days Later, Akira, Guy Ritchie flicks, blah blah blah. | | Television | I'd rather buy/rent dvds of television shows. Notable examples include Doctor Who, 24 (egregious propaganda but addictive), Adult Swim stuff... I will watch Mythbusters. Oh yeah Anime is gooood, esp. Full Metal Panic. | | Books | (reasonably current lineup) Herodotus, Howard Zinn, Umberto Eco, William Gibson, Robert Anton Wilson (RIP), Aubrey de Selincourt, Bruce Sterling, Craig Clevenger, William Burroughs, Edward Abbey, Neal Stevenson, Lovecraft | | Heroes | (subject to review) Kevin Shields, Neal Stephenson, James Joyce, Wassily Kandinsky, Herodotus, Jim Rohn, Irvine Welsh, Jean-Pierre Hallet, Edward Abbey, Charles Baudelaire, Thor Heyerdahl, Keith Richards, Joel Hodgson, Douglas Adams, Ween, Hermes Trismegistus, Mel Blanc, GG Allin. Classics professors, successful entrepreneurs, outlaws, nerds. |
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Stretchman's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | all over the fucking map | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Occupation: | Online Marketing |
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Stretchman's Schools
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High Mowing School
Wilton,New Hampshire
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: dank nugs
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sorry, ain't telling.
no comment, sorry TJ
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I login here about once a month, at most. I don't have time to keep up with this thing, so don't count on a quick response.  ..
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Adopt a fucking bunny already.
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