Grooming. Interesting pants. Foreign posters. Inflation. Geology. Pocket Knives. UK Hip-Hop. Expanding Waist Lines. John Jacob Niles biopieces. The shape of states. Brand name staples. Discolored book pages. Toenail trimming. Mock-falsetto singing. The future of marketing. Handwriting. Potty training. Cell phone cases. Autopilot. Weave. Scrabble. Diet Sodas. Sequentially naming the James Bond films. Biting. Codecs. Mix-making. Plastics. The oral sexes. The sexes. Beatnik poetry. The Mary Poppin's Soundtrack. Shadow Boxes. Bubble-tape. SNES. Fans. Finished wood floors. Mapquest. Lemmings. New Testament Cigarettes. Genre's. The application of David Bowie's make-up circa 'Aladdin Sane...". Conversational in's and out's...
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Music
In no paticular order; Rilo Kiley, The Magnetic Fields, The Killers, William Shatner, Ben Folds, Aimee Mann, Weezer, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, Nellie McKay, AIR, A.C. Newman, Captain Beefheart, Scissor Sisters, Ray LaMontagne, Aberfeldy, Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, Rufus Wainwright, Espers, Greg Weeks, Sufjan Stevens, Bo Carter, The Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, The Fiery Furnaces, The Futureheads, Jenny Lewis, Big Mama Thornton,The Unicorns, Frank Black, The Long Winters, The Walkmen, Seu Jorge, Broken Social Scene, David Dondero, Jupiter Sunrise, Memphis Minnie, Elliott Smith, Leonard Cohen, Jon Brion, Robert Johnson, Tom Waits, Beirut, TV on the Radio, The Stills, The Afghan Whigs, Keane, Iron & Wine, Loretta Lynn, Wilco, Adam Green, Al Green, Alexi Murdoch, Sonic Youth, Badly Drawn Boy, Wolf Parade, The Go-Betweens, The Beastie Boys, Beck, Spoon, Yo La Tengo, Ween, Travis, Mos Def, Lou Reed, Barbecue Bob, Wu-Tang Clan, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, Rhett Miller, Placebo, Radiohead, Radish, Portishead, Interpol, Superstar James Kochalka, Blur, Ben Kweller, Bob Dylan, Frank Zappa, Cake, Glenn Kotche, Gershwin, Strauss, The Rentals, The Postal Service, Dizzee Rascal, The Shins, The New Pornographers, The Mountain Goats, The Moldy Peaches, The Roots, The Flaming Lips, The Eels, The Dead Milkmen, CHUCK BERRY, Sparklehorse, Steven Malkmus, Pavement, The Silver Jews, Grizzly Bear,Beulah, Cake, David Bowie, The Beatles, Harry Nilsson, Jarvis Cocker, Jeff Tweedy, Death Cab For Cutie, Evan Dando, Fountains of Wayne, Fruit Bats, Loudon Wainwright III, Muddy Waters, David Byrne, The Talking Heads, Andre 3000, Nada Surf, Brian Wilson, The Beach Boys, Daniel Johnston, Mogwai, John Lee Hooker, The Smiths, CocoRosie, The Animals, Prince, The Rolling Stones, Fox, The Sex Pistols, The New York Dolls, The Libertines, Oasis, Elvis, Elvis Costello, Elton John, The Streets, DJ Danger Mouse, DJ Krush, Serge Gainsbourg, Nirvana, Old 97's, Architecture in Helsinki, Art Brut, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Peter Salett, Pearl Jam, Phantom Planet, Blackalicious, The Brazilian Girls, Cat Power, Queen, Robert Winslow Gordon, Brian Wilson, Devendra Banhart, ELO, Soundtrack of our Lives, Stan Getz, The Bees, The Velvet Underground, Bo Diddley, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Starlight Mints, Hawksley Worksman, Metric, The Willowz, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Gorillaz, Damnon Albarn, The White Stripes, Aesop Rock, Ambulance LTD, Junior Boys, The Rapture, The Animal Collective, Destroyer, Spank Rock, Dr. Dog, Jens Lekman...and of course everything else ever recorded.
Movies
"Lawrence of Arabia". "Raiders of the Lost Ark". "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie". "King Kong" (Merian C. Cooper's. 1933, bitches). "Metropolis," Ein Film Von Fritz Lang. "The Treasure of Sierra Madre". "North By Northwest". "Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb". "Bananas". "The Godfather, Part II". Kurusawa's "Seven Samurai". "Amores Perros". "Magnolia". "Dog Day Afternoon". "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure," "ROPE," Rebecca" (Such a good-ass-fucking-movie), "Safety Last!" "The Life of Brian," "Do The Right Thing," "Clockers,"...you know, the good stuff.
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"Gas"
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"Soap"
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"Intermission"
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"Farenheit 451/Beatles Video"
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"The Day Zombies Learned To Use Fax Machines And Mascara"...
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"I'm John Steinbeck"
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"Bandido's"
"Some Things That Suck About Us"
Television
Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords...
Books
"Breakfast of Champions" by Kurt Vonnegut. "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by Dave Eggers. "The Rules of Attraction" by Bret Easton Ellis. "American Elf, Or: The Sketchbook Diaries. Years 1-5" by James Kochalka...you know, the good stuff.
Heroes
Peter Sellers. Peter O'Toole. Most Peters, actually...
About me: Just got on the "23 Train". Tall. Old. Lanky. Arguably about 5 pounds over my desired weight. Always a mess of facial hair cresting my mug. 'David Boring', as they say.
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Who I'd like to meet: Peter Sellers, Luis Buñuel, Cary Grant, Peter O'Toole...
first of all in times of economic strife as these it seems a vast waste of man hours and resources which could be better allocated in some other related field. and if this fake by any means my faith in man kinds(the wresltler) is shattered. thank you,
I hate to be such a pain since your doing me a favor, but you spelled Bartling wrong on the begining of the video but you spelled it right the second place ! Can that be fixed? Man do I owe you big now:) THANKS
well i guess in a 3 hour movie it takes too long for 30 to 60 seconds of build up to the fabricated alien that destroys new york city, i mean shit nixon is still president and you have a naked blue baller walking around i guess america couldnt handle the actual ending...sigh...
