Internet, TV Watching, Pumping Iron, Collecting Super Models,Reading Barely Legal Magazine,Taibo,Having Super Villains for breakfast & kicking ASS!!..
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Music
Well the "Captain" is a bit of a music snob of sorts...So please excuse me if you are not cool enough to have heard of any of these cutting edge artist- Chicago,That new Man Band on VH-1,The Backstreet Boys, LFO, Hanson , NKOTB, Kool and The Gang,Reo Speedwagon,O-Town,Color Me Badd,SWV,Paris Hilton(does she even have a record?..oh well :))...Right Said Fred,and that "BABY GOT BACK" guy...Captain Badass Television Network
Ghetto Booties,Campfire Sluts,Baywatch the Movie,Paris Hilton's home movie...
Television
Baywatch,Baywatch Knights,Baywatch Hawaii,Knightrider,Dukes of Hazzard,ALF,ALIAS,America's Next Top Model,Temptation Island,Victoria's Secret Fashion Show's,MISS USA PAGEANT,MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT,MISS TEXAS TEEN USA PAGEANT....mmmmm
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Books
Tale of Two Cities,To Kill a Mokingbird,Playboy Magazine, Hustler,Barely Legal,Penthouse,Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue and Oprah's Magazine because it has great inspirational stories & recipes...
Heroes
Those dudes that dj at strip clubs,the dudes that photograph's maxim models(that rules,that old dude that founded play boy(he's a pimp),Donald Trump because he scores young tale with a comb over,Tom from Myspace(because he's RICH BITCH and all he does is sit on his ass in that white ass t-shirt with that grin!!),And you because you are BADASS!!
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Captain Badass Ted Kennedy is dead?...Okay now we are even Steven, since he once got drunk and drove that chic off a bridge! Justice served once again! Posted at 1:28 AM Aug 27 view more
About me:
Well, basically in a nutshell I serve Justice to evil doers, not like terrorist or anything but other low life's.
However I guess I could handle Terrorism as well if need be...?
As far as my living situation I want to set the record straight once and for all.
It's not me that lives with my Mom, but my Mom that lives with me!! So I'm a supportive son and that's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Who I'd like to meet: Your hot girlfriends & Momma's! (this means YOU!)
Vier Jahre nach der ersten Modenschau auf dem German-Fetish-Ball ist Savage-Wear zu Pfingsten erneut auf Berlins großem Fetish Festival vertreten und präsentiert eine Vielzahl neuer Outfits. Passend dazu gibt es den ganzen Juni 15% Rabatt auf alle Bestellungen im Online-Shop. Wer in Berlin direkt in den Savage-Store kommt, kann bereits zu Pfingsten von unserer Rabattaktion profitieren. Es gibt vom 28.5. bis 31.5. 15% Rabatt auf Produkte diverser Labels. Der Savage-Store hat zu Pfingsten zu folgenden Zeiten geöffnet: Donnerstag 13:00 - 20:00 Uhr / Freitag 11:00 - 22:00 Uhr / Samstag 11:00 - 22:00 Uhr / Sonntag 13:00 - 16:00 Uhr
Four years after the the first fashion show at the German-Fetish-Ball will Savage-Wear present again lots of new outfits at Berlin's big fetish festival at Whitsun. Fitting to it there will be the whole June 15% discount of all orders in the online shop. Who comes straight to the Savage-Store, can pro
Has anyone ever heard of the saying what it means when a guy has big feet, well have you heard about the hands?, You will find that it is way more accurate measurement,. and “NO” I am not a sex consulter so don't call me
fuck you you mother fucking piece of shit i will come to your house and eat your cap'n crunch so there is no treasure for you to feed the walmart with speed and the tree tops will have to restock all of their lightbulbs. fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Hey! This Saturday 6/20/09 we play Momo's at 9:15. It's only $5! So come and let them know you're there to see us. You don't want to look back on this day next year and regret that you weren't there! It's gonna be a thing! Momo's is at 6th and Rio Grande above Katz's Deli. Hope to see you there!
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