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Stu Baker
Stu Baker Male
55 years old
TEMPE, ARIZONA
United States



Last Login: 1/5/2010
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   Stu Baker's Comedian Bio
BioHazard.
Websitestubakercomedy.com
InfluencesGravity. Mostly.
MembersOnly.
TV ShowsI did a TV commercial when I was ten. I was very young and inexperienced. So was TV.

    Stu Baker's Interests
General

Follow me on Twitter!


See all my jokes on DailyComedy.com

Great videos I recommend!

From Josh McDermitt
and friends ...


From my friends Kyle Cease,
Kevin Cease and Bob Bledsoe!


In Your Vagina on FunnyOrDie.com..

My Friend of the week!

Get it in the house!

The Hidden House Comedy Room

My "Friend of the Week" is not a person but THE best comedy room in Phoenix! Started back in 2005 by Jaqi Furback who moved to Seattle, it now being run primarily by Kirk Buckhout, Steve Maxwell and Ronnie D.

MusicBeatles,Elvis Costello,Allman Brothers,Alejandro Escovedo,John Prine,Miles Davis,Bob Marley,Scott Miller (V-Roys),Slaid Cleaves,Neko Case,Chris Knight,Lucinda Williams,Grateful Dead,Indigo Girls,Ghetto Cowgirl,Greg Trooper,Van Morrison,Steve Earle,Bruce Springsteen, Blaster, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers (Refreshments), Ignitors,Flathead, Flatlanders,Little Feat,John Coltrane,Jackson Browne, Rodney Crowell,Jim Lauderdale,Johnny Cash,Tom Gillam,Neil Young,Richard Shindell,Dave Alvin,Tom Waits,Jerry Riopelle,Dave Alvin, Jethro Tull,Los Lonely Boys,Uncle Tupelo,Son Volt,Wilco,Danny O'Keefe,Tom Russell,Ryan Adams (Whiskeytown),The Cure,The Clash, Morrissey,Dave Insley,Nanci Griffith,Jayhawks,Tom Petty,Ray Wylie Hubbard, Pistoleros,Byrds,Derailers,John Hiatt ... That's just this week. Top 5 of all time: Beatles, Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Van Morrison, Miles Davis. So there
MoviesGrand Canyon, This is Spinal Tap, Forrest Gump, Gross Pointe Blank, Being John Malkovich, Get Shorty, Big Lebowski, Mighty Wind, The Matrix, Waiting for Guffman, Saving Private Ryan, Best in Show, Phenomenon, ET the Extraterrestrial, Searching for Bobby Fisher, Mary Poppins, Comedian Ok, Ok, I finally saw Napolean Dynamite, Gosh!
Television

If you blinked, you missed me
on Last Comic Standing

My appearance on the Tonight Show!

BooksZen and the Art of Stand Up Comedy (Sankey), The story of an Illiterate Detective: "J" is for Murder (Steve Maxwell), Jonathan Livingston Seagull (It cracks me up every time he slams into that rock!)
HeroesThe Next Big Thing!
Kyle Cease

Probably the friendliest comic in comedy today.
Butch Bradley

More of an idol, really.
Orny Adams

Last Comic Standing didn't change him a bit.  Unfortunately.
Josh McDermitt

Geri's dream sandwich!
Darren Carter
and my bestest myspace pal, Geri Mars

We wore the same shirt!
Tom Papa

One of these two is my comedy wife.  Guess which one.
Scott Kennedy (center)
and my comic buddy Don Steinmetz


Try out this new profile site
I think it's cool!


     Stu Baker's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Tempe, Arizona
Body type:More to love!
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comic

   Stu Baker's Schools
Northern Arizona University
Flagstaff,Arizona
Graduated: 1983
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Pyshology
Minor: Sociology
Clubs: How to smoke pot every day and still make the Dean's List. Music Fans: "The Other Guys" with Brook Adams.
 

1977 to 1978
Arcadia High School
Phoenix,Arizona
Graduated: 1972
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Key Club. Lettermen's Club (for real -- I got a letter for gymnastics -- I was on "Towells"). Hint: Don't look in the yearbook for Stu "Baker" bitches. My real name is usually followed by, "Isn't he dead?". My plan is working!
 

1968 to 1972

   Stu Baker's Networking
Modeling - Model - Other
Homeless Cripple, Prisoner of War, or Special Olympics Participant
Radio - Talent - DJ
6 Years radio experience. Did a show on All Comedy Radio - Phoenix 1480 AM.


Stu Baker's Clips [View All Clips]
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Comedy 102 "How I Write Jokes" Pt. 2
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Comedy 102 "How I Write Jokes"
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New 7 Min Guest Set
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Comedy 102 Part 1
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Rockathon08 Movie Trailer
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Stand Up Comedy - Stu Baker @ ASU Kerr Cultural Center
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Stu Bakers Brain
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   Stu Baker's Blurbs
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"I gave up my imaginary friend.
I called him God.
myspace.com/stubakersghost

Shirts are $20 each + $3.99 S&H.

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I got to be in some videos with
Kyle Cease
Check 'em out!

Melgicians magician tricks for magicians
..

My Buddy Kyle Cease's DVD, "Weirder. Blacker. Dimpler." is out Now!
Check out this conspiracy theory video!

From actual footage!!! Aaaah!!!!


The Stu Baker Story

Did you ever wonder where comedians come from? What kind of twisted psyche does it take to make a person want to continually go up in front of a group of people with a chance they might fail and experience a result many people fear worse than death?

Some say the comic perspective is formed in a troubled or challenged life. Humans laugh as a coping mechanism for adversity and the comedian's dramatic efforts are their attempt to control this elusive state.

If challenge and adversity are fertile ground for the comic, then Stu Baker has plenty enough fertilizer to be really funny.

When Baker was three years old, doctors gave his parents some alarming news. He was diagnosed with Muscular Dystrophy. So little was known about the disease at the time that the doctors told his parents to prepare for the worst. It actually took many years for the worst-case scenario to appear -- he became a comedian. And ye, sadly, those doctors are all dead.

As a child with the severe physical challenges that MD presents, Stu Baker soon learned that he could call positive attention to himself with a sense of humor about his condition. While it earned him positive affection from his peers in school, it also earned him numerous trips to the principal's office. The principal, it seemed, had no sense of humor. Stu would often leave the principal's office thinking, "Tough room."

But frequent detention did not discourage Stu Baker. At a very young age, he developed an entire stand up comedy act complete with references to President Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson and "Milk is up to 27 cents a gallon? What's up with that?" He had dreams of being on the Tonight Show with Steve Allen ... then Jack Paar ... then Johnny Carson. But now they're all dead and it makes him worry about the well being of Jay Leno.

Somewhere along the line, he developed the bad habit of procrastination. He decided he'd get around to being a comedian later and installed a snooze button on his snooze button. He also began to have an additional recurring dream; that he would someday become a myspace whore. He didn't know what a myspace whore was then. (He does now.)

Before his now-famous comedy career, Baker got a degree in Psychology and immediately got work as an data manager in an engineering company (don't ask). He also worked as a professional musician, owned a recording studio, worked as a recording engineer and record producer, founded an independent record label and hosted a number of radio programs as a DJ in the Phoenix area.

For the last five years he has returned to his stand up dreams and attributes his recent success to two things, 1) The principal is now dead too. 2) He is a myspace whore 3) He is funny. See? He listed three things instead of just two. That's comedy!

The house is in da house!!
Hidden House Comedy Room!
Every Wednesday!

.. .. .. ..

For all the conspiracy theorists who claim Geri and I have never actually been at the same place at the same time!  Deal with it!
Me and Geri Mars in Burbank
I think Mauri Povich had just told us I wasn't the father.
Click on the pic to learn more about Geri!

Trivia Question.  What short film of Kyle's is this drawing from!  Answer soon!
Me and Kyle Cease hanging out!
Drawing by Kevin Cease
Kyle's One-Hour Comedy Central Special
Weider, Blacker, Dimpler comes out November 13th!!

Thanks to Geri, I got to see Darren perform at the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach!  Thanks Geri!  And ... thanks to my wife Linda for taking the picture!
Me, Geri Mars and Darren Carter The Party Starter at
The Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach.
Click on the Pic to go to Darren's myspace site!

Comedian Stu Baker
Electronic Press Kit

Clubs, Bookers, agents, etc. can find easy-to-access bio, credits and publicity photos at my Stu Baker Electronic Press Kit myspace page.
Just click on the pic below.



myspace.com/comedianstubaker

Sorry ladies!  I'm married!!
Click on this pic to check out my website!
www.stubakercomedy.net

MouseOver Madness!

Roll your curser over the pics on my page and there are hidden messages!

Like, "HE'S CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

Stu Baker's Upper Top 24!
Add them please! They're great!

Who I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Firesign Theatre, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Robin Williams, Bill Hicks, Todd Glass, Dane Cook, Brian Posehn, Bob Newhart, Don Rickles, Jon Lovitz, Tom Papa, Gene Pompa, Jerry Seinfeld, Kathleen Madigan, Mike Birbiglia, Scott Kennedy, The Smothers Brothers, Dave Attel, Jim Gaffigan, Chris Rock, Colin Quin, Arj Barker, Wayne Federman, Greg Behrendt, Nick Swardson, Todd Barry, Bill Burr, Rich Vos, Alonzo Bodden, Kathleen Madigan, Richard Jeni, Frank Caliendo, Bobby Lee, Dr. Ken, Greg Giraldo, DC Benny, Patton Oswalt, Lewis Black, Lenny Clarke, Brian Regan, Doug Stanhope, Tom Cotter, John Heffron, John Belushi, alright, ALRIGHT ALREADY I GIVE UP!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!! (he's funny too).

And later ... Richard Pryer, John Belushi, Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson, Ron Babich.

Don't get me wrong.  Its not that I don't think God exists, I just don't believe in him.

You will return to this page to gaze upon this creepy eye.  And .... um ... you're getting sleepy.
Always keeping an eye out for something funny.
Is it you?

My "Rotating Top 24" This Week.

Comedy by Referral

Random Rotation!

I have a lot of friends these days on myspace. Sometimes I forget why I added someone. Chances are they're a comic because I often request adds from other comics. It could also be someone's music I like. Or, it could be a firend of comedy or someone who is just an interesting person to meet on myspace.

Still, I have lost track of some of them so I will rotate this section now and then and make some sort of contact to see what happens. Check in here often to see if you're here! I'll be writing you soon!

Every week I rotate in new comics into my "Rotating Top 24". I hope to meet them and/or work with them someday!


   Stu Baker's Friend Space (Top 38)
Stu Baker has 4629 friends.
 Mommy to Twin Girls 


 Kyle Cease 


 Rockathon08 


 Starbucks 


 Butch Bradley 


 Kevin Cease 


 Troy Conrad 


 DARREN CARTER FAIRFIELD TONIGHT! 


 TaylorWilliamson 


 Tom Papa 


 Neufangledcomedy 


 jared blake 


 Bob Bledsoe 


 Brian Posehn 


 Myke Dehu 


 Mary 


 mALX 


 ©FUCKSHOESDOTCOM - ©FSDOTCOM 


 Sigmund Freud 


 Albert Einstein 


 Dave Attell 


 Rich Vos 


 Demetri Martin 


 Mike Birbiglia 


 Geri Mars, Comedy Goddess 


 Tara Gabriel 


 Zach Galifianakis 


 Jackie Jones 


 Neil Diamond 


 mda 


 US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE 


 Don Steinmetz 


 JoshMcDermitt.com 


 Orny Adams 


 Mitch Fatel 


 ★♠LAUREN♠★ 


 Dart 


 Jimmy Shaw 





Stu Baker's Friends Comments
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Mr. Jan

Mr. Jan
Online Now!


Dec 31 2009 3:33 AM

Come Dance with US into 2010!








Happy New Year from the Pacific Northwest.


Mr. Jan
Bebegig

Bebegig



Dec 27 2009 7:31 PM

Hi there,
I wish you and your loved ones a Happy New Year 2010! I wish the new year brings you plenty of happiness, prosperity and good health! :)
C.T.

C Taylor



Dec 23 2009 7:45 AM

Hey Stu Baker,

Thanks for adding me as a friend. It is much appreciated.

Have a great week and will see you at the top!

Conston
http://www.peoplestring.com/?u=taylorpaid
The New Myspace that Pays you .50 per friend.
mALX

mALX



Dec 19 2009 6:01 AM

Hope your holiday season is the best ever Stu!  You ROCK !!! <333 - Cindy
(--G3N3RIC--)

(--G3N3RIC--)



Nov 28 2009 7:07 AM

happy thanksgiving! grateful to have you in my life :)
---
(--G3N3RIC--)
Mr. Jan

Mr. Jan
Online Now!


Nov 20 2009 6:14 PM

EVERY GREAT DREAM
BEGINS WITH A DREAMER.

ALWAYS REMEMBER,
YOU HAVE WITHIN YOU
THE STRENGHT, THE PATIENCE,
AND THE PASSION

TO REACH FOR THE STARS
TO CHANGE THE WORLD.”
Harriet Truman

To your Success http://www.provenbiz.us

Mr. Jan


GO TO BPLEASURED.COM
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L'Angelo Misterioso (twitter.com/srimisterioso

L'Angelo Misterioso



Nov 15 2009 8:24 PM

Hare Krishna! :)
Bro-Loaf

Bro-Loaf



Nov 11 2009 8:04 PM

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Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 8 2009 4:46 PM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
Magician: Crow Garrett (Twitter.com/CrowGarrett)

Magician: Crow Garrett (Twitter.com/CrowGarrett)



Nov 8 2009 4:46 PM

People all over the world are requesting them, Want a 'I'm Just Badd Ass" sticker? (http://bit.ly/47Ng85) Send a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope to:

Crow Garrett
PO Box, 86902
Tucson, AZ 85745.

And ill send one straight to you, Take a picture of ot posted to a Wall, Bar Stool, Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend even Your dog. send me the picture and ill post it on line!

Stay bad ass,
Crow G.
The Comedy Spot Comedy Club in Scottsdale, Arizona

The Comedy Spot Comedy Club in Scottsdale, Arizona



Oct 24 2009 8:59 PM


Thursday, November 12th
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at

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SHOW IS FREE TO CASINO GUESTS



CALL TO RESERVE SEATS NIGHT NOW, BEFORE THE SHOW IS COMPLETELY FILLED UP!

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www.thecomedyspot.net

Check out Jay's VIDEO here:

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Oct 24 2009 4:42 AM


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Oct 24 2009 3:12 AM

Stu is so kew! (cool)

Love the default pic man.

!NAD


Products of Monkey Love

Products of Monkey Love



Oct 2 2009 5:01 PM

 
So, the weekend has like, arrived, and I think there really is only one thing you should be doing...pleasing yourself. Make sure you spend every second of the weekend involved in heavy sessions of self pleasing, for once you have pleased yourself, you will be capable of pleasing others as well, prehaps at the same time.


Episode 8: Oligarchy rules of our little podcast is out now as well by the way, on itunes or last.fm, would love to know what you think of it, once you've pleased yourself of course :)
(--G3N3RIC--)

(--G3N3RIC--)



Oct 2 2009 5:01 PM

tgif!


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(--G3N3RIC--)
Greg Frank

Greg Frank



Sep 25 2009 3:30 AM





Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé
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Sep 19 2009 10:41 PM

Click here to go to the Faber Optimé web site in a new tab/window.

Sorry for not having been in touch awhile - been rather busy!

Just wanted to say that your valued friendship continues to be appreciated.

Have you checked out my MySpace and www.faberoptime.com recently?
Oh and did you subscribe for my free (infrequent, no spam!) newsletter?

You might also enjoy watching some of my latest films:

More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - www.youtube.com/faberoptime.

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

Papa T's Darkside News

Papa T



Sep 12 2009 8:01 AM



PAPA T's DARKSIDE NEWS
 
Mannah for the left side of your brain

Jet City Improv

Jet City Improv



Sep 12 2009 8:00 AM

James Bound

James Bound



Sep 12 2009 8:00 AM

Happiest of Birthdays!

Rock Like a Party Star!!
Lizzard

Lizzard



Sep 12 2009 8:00 AM

Happy Happy Happy Buurrfffday!
Geri Mars

Geri Mars



Sep 11 2009 6:12 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STU!!!!

You don't look a day over 40.  A decade or two, maybe; but, not a day.

Love you & miss you.  We have A LOT of catching up to do.  I hope all is well with you and yours (grandpa), and that you truly have a wonderfully memorable day.

XOXO

G
fran

FRANCINE McMillen



Sep 9 2009 6:57 AM

happy birthday
John

John Brunhofer



Sep 8 2009 5:50 PM

 Hey Stu, have a happy one. Do they make numbers that big?
Djay Rage, Official Myspace DJ...

Djay Rage, Official Myspace DJ...



Sep 7 2009 7:04 PM

Happy Labor Day, hope your having a nice long weekend. Did you start celebrating your b-day early? You should have! Spoil yourself!
Anyways HAPPY B-DAY!
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