"Some say that comets will fall from the sky, followed by meteors showers and tidal waves, followed by fault lines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits..."
Male
21 years old
long beach, California
United States
About me: cOLLEGE kID... i love skateboarding snowboarding surfing biking and the ladies.
HAIR- got some
EYES- who knows
HEIGHT- 5'7
PimpDaKnight617 on AIM
8 tats a few piercings... looking to get more
always looking to meet new people to chill or whatever...I swear to GOD if you wanna know the answer to anything just ask me and i will have that answer for you in the quickest manner possible to meet your every need... you freakin smell that...donkey boy over there smells like old cheeseburgers... You think we should do something about that pile of clothes...probably its been moving around for like two days now... i think i saw a woodchuck under there....are you in disgust of your partner, are you being abused, are u being taken advantage of and dont know where to turn?...turn to the obvious you fool... i mean hell doesnt everyone have that one person we cant stand but for some reason we end up telling them our guts...u ever wonder if ppl are talking about you...if u dont know then stop doin that ur making an ass of urself...hey 7 is just fine if u conceal spot seeking misiles...you know what would be great if i could shoot flames out my ass... i would never need a lighter, i would be the life of any party where it has ppl i have never met, and if i was unhappy with the air between us i could shit u into a human barbecue...that would sure beat having to use a paper bag to do a flaming shit...although issues with toilet paper may become as ur ass is combusting every time u wipe...id imagine shit in the flamming pussing wound wouldnt be that great....theres this one girl i know i swear to god you wouldnt believe she was more than 15....i must hook up with her....you know anyone like this, so what if she has slept with half the town if she gets down oh its on like donkey kong...
"U wanna hear a dirty habit i knew this guy who couldnt stop picking his nose and chewing his nails" friend says " i know a lot of people who do that" he replies " the problem is he picks his ass first"
what would be worse getting ur pants pulled down in public or peeing ur pants in public
what would be worse farting while sitting next hottest person you know or sneezing and having your snot land on them
what is worse constipation or diareah
would you eat it is the question?
why do girls only want sleep with me? It doesn't make sense...
Oral IS great isn't it ? So is that why it is always your turn? You want million dolla!?! C'mon i apologized about the whole ur mom thing...
I need lovin too...
If you havent seen the movie Snatch its because you probably thought it was a porno...I mean hell everyone has seen every other Brad Pitt movie and they don't even acknowledgethis ones existence...
You know sometimes we all make mistakes....on acid....I mean hell Pobody's Nurfect......PBN...
SO thank the God in this world to the Door being unlocked when uou are DRUNK
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test personality tests by similarminds.com
Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot:
messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting
Who I'd like to meet: a girl who isnt a fake one i can trust (and trust im yet to find that one) i like dark skin so id like to meet a beautiful dark haired girl for friends or more
id like to meet a girl who is just as laid back as i am
*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
LOSER.
*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes
too.
*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes
around.
*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's
we're going out with you.
*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares
us.
*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
*9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us
think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
*10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's
just wrong
*12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if you don't.
*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
*14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet
Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that
matter.
*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help
us make the plans sometimes.
*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
*24. PMS is not an excuse.
*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
*26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.
*27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
*29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
*30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. Synthetic and Jeet
Haha nah. Were not afraidwe come out west all the time. Mostly to mammoth. We just sent Steve to truckee we'll be back out soon. I'm gettin sent to Barcelona Spain soon for 2 weeks
How's it going? We'll be in your area playing tonight. We'd love for you to come rock out and drink a few with us. Hope to see you tonight!
~James
Safety Word Orange
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sooo I got that one phone call a few weeks ago and that was it..---I dont get it with the truck..you had a freaking geo in vt and when you go to ca you get a big truck?? nice to see youre still pretty backwards... but I miss it so come visit!! ily :)
word to that. so i actually might be taking a trip with my mom to CA sometime in the future, mind if i stop and chill for a minute if things go as planned?!
