Stu
"Hail Raptor Jesus"

Male
23 years old
Rotherham, East
United Kingdom

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Last Login:7/20/2008
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    Stu's Interests
GeneralMusic, playing guitar, web design, recording music, meeting cool people, composition, going to good gigs, cooking, messing around with PC's and Mac's, and other random activities

Music

Metaaaaaal

Evergrey
Meshuggah
Nocturnal Rites
Children Of Bodom
Iced Earth
Symphony X
Nevermore
Behemoth
Textures
SiKth
Scar Symmetery
Mercenary
Symbyosis
Beyond Twilight
Necrophagist
Vital Remains
Pain Of Salvation
Sonata Arctica
Dream Theater
Daath
Periphery
Fell Silent
Monuments
Tesseract
Outworld
At The Gates
Opeth
Andromeda
Into Eternity
Cynic
Testament
Nonexist
Angel Dust
In Flames
Soilwork
Nile
Protest The Hero
Origin
Anorexia Nervosa
Decrepit Birth
Malice Mizer
Divine Heresy
A.C.T
Kamelot
Abigail Williams
Gordian Knot
Wintersun
Raintime
Cryptopsy
Spawn Of Possession
Communic
The Human Abstract
Dimmu Borgir
Arch Enemy
Blind Guardian
Gorguts
Carcass
Ebony Ark
Mnemic
Tool
and many more

Rock and stuff


Queen
Alter Bridge
Freak Kitchen
Lordi
Bruce Springsteen
X Japan
Muse
Jeff Buckley
Faith No More
Thin Lizzy

Assorted


Daft Punk
Stephen Lynch
Stevie Wonder
Michael Jackson
Prince
Earth Wind And Fire
Justin Timberlake
Eric Roche
Eva Cassidy
Wagner
Bach
Charlie Hunter
Allan Holdsworth
The Prodigy
Goldie' Lookin Chain clart
Dr Dre
ODB
Scissor Sisters
E.S. Posthumus
Wham!
Justin Timberlake
Aqua
David Guetta
Amy Winehouse
Mika
Maroon 5
Orson

Recommended Local/Unsigned Bands

Descent To Cocytus
Naisian
Revenance
Opinicus
Collibus

Movies
Transformers: The Movie OMGWTFLOLBBQ BESTEST EVAR
Monty Python films
Ghostbusters 1 & 2
Pirates Of The Carribean Trilogy
Requiem For A Dream
LOTR
All Star Wars
All Star Trek
All Alien Films (Alien thru Resurrection and AVP)
Orgazmo
Baseketball
Pulp Fiction
Sin City
Shawshank Redemption
Dogma
Clerks 1 & 2
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
The Butterfly Effect
Mallrats
anything with Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler
ANCHORMAN
Talladega Nights
Freddie Got Fingered
Van Helsing
Serenity
all Marx Brothers films
Airplane 1 & 2
MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Little Shop Of Horrors
East Is East
Shaun Of The Dead
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The Big Lebowski
Silence Of The Lambs
and many more

Basically insane comedy, sci fi, and general classics

Favourite Actors


All Pythons
Johnny Depp
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
Bill Murray
Tom Hanks
Samuel L Jackson
Robin Williams
Jim Carrey
Adam Sandler
Groucho Marx
Will Ferrell

Television
Family Guy
Futurama
South Park
QI
Whose Line Is It Anyway
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Father Ted
House
Red Dwarf
Firefly
Coupling
Jackass
Metalocalypse
The Mighty Boosh
anything on UKTV Food apart from Good Food Live KILL THAT FUCKING BINT PRESENTING IT SHE'S A TWAT
any channel 5 sex programs cos they are bloody hilarious
mainly comedy stuff.


Any Motorsport, especially...
FORMULA 1!

BooksAny Douglas Adams work, especially Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Alex Zanardi's autobiography, all my Formula 1 almanacs (yes I'm an F1 Geek, no I don't care if you dont like that, shove it up yer arse)

HeroesMe, all of the great musicians in the bands I like, especially Tom Englund, my true friends, all 2 of them :p all the friends that want me for pleasure......thats all of them :P, and of course, Bender from Futurama is my idol

Also definitely all of Queen, Freddie Mercury and Brian May especially.

     Stu's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Maltby, Rotherham
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Circuit Helpdesk Analyst
Income:Less than $30,000

   Stu's Schools
University of Central England in Birmingham
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Music Technology
 

2003 to 2006
Maltby Comprehensive School
Rotherham, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 2003

   Stu's Networking
Technology - Internet - Web Designer
HTML, XHTML, CSS, PHP, Photoshop, Flash
Music - Production - Engineer
Degree in Music Technology. Protools Specialist.
Music - Performance - Guitar
5 Years Of Playing



Stu for some odd reason is even hornier :P

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About me:


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About me and rantings

I am a long haired freak who likes to eat food and do other stuff. I have a fair few passions in life, which are the following: -
  • The sexiest person on the entire planet, my Marie :D
  • Playing guitar
  • Writing and composing music
  • Recording music
  • Good food (cooking it and devouring it)
  • Formula 1
I am currently a Network Analyst at TNS in Sheffield, which funds my passions, and fuels my insanity :D

In terms of music, I am part of a band which is forming as I type this, and will be in a Heavy, Progressive and Melodic flavour of Metal, think if Evergrey, Nevermore, Vital Remains and Meshuggah fell into a pot and got mixed up, you'd be somewhere in the right area. Currently we are in search of a vocalist, so if you are one, or know one, get in touch!

For recording music, please see the link above for Pure Reality Studios. I am a university graduate at Music Technology, with a fully portable Protools set up, available to record.






Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who is cool, people who are as obsessed with Metal as I am, but also don't think its the only form of music in existence.

I also love talking to musicians, and getting their ideas/spins on music. No offence to anyone who isn't a musician, but I can talk deeper to them about music, the arrangements, the theory, how a certain mode affects the song, how the key changes work, time signatures etc etc. I love anyone who loves music, but musicians I adore finding someone who is on my wavelength with it all.

I also obviously have an affinity with guitarists, and anyone who can talk gear is gonna get on well with me (unless you favour Marshalls :P)


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Stu's Friends Comments
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Jul 19 2008 11:50 AM

Yes you can come and get your football off my back garden but if it happens again then your bum will be filled with a golden liquid and sewn up.
Xjort





Jul 16 2008 3:18 PM

yeh, ok man. sounds good.
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 29 2008 11:31 AM

today was good :D

I like grails and your friends.

and also, chocolate milk and banana phones. and other stuff :)

and i love you :) xxxxxxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 20 2008 7:54 AM

hehe, yeah i thought id send you something else with it :)

but i am actually in love with that tattoo, its like one i saw on the internet but ive changed it a bit and made it black as opposed to orange which looked shite. however, ive also drawn the alter bridge bird and coloured that in red, orange and yellow and it looks really good, and at the mo i've put 'believe in angels' around it in black writing which is a quote from the crow...as you can tell, i get creative when tattoos are involved:P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 20 2008 7:45 AM

tis in your ggggggggmilf account :) xxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 20 2008 7:23 AM

it really is, your sneezing is the bodily equivalent of dial-up internet :)

but yeah, 3 is enough time to eat a significant number of homeless people and for me to visit my gran and grandad.

sent you some pics of the tattoo and things, let me know what you think :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 20 2008 7:17 AM

im gonna send you a picture of it via the art of emailing, just cos im really pleased with it and think it will look amaaaazing on my shoulder :D

as for tommorrow, you can come in the afternooooon if you wanna, say 3 o'clock??

awwww, that doggy is so cute, can we keep him?? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 20 2008 6:55 AM

cartoons ftw :D

i just designed a really really cool tattoo :D i'll show it you tommorrow but itss niccceeee and i love and want it now!! :)

although not as much as i want and love you know :D xxxxxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 20 2008 3:33 AM

you make me awesome xxxxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 17 2008 3:57 PM

okay, i got excited :p so i sent you a message on facebook too :P

i need to wee.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 17 2008 3:47 PM

OH MY GOD, ALTER BRIDGE ARE PLAYING AT SHEFFIELD IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING...GOD!!! xxxxxx
Zephaniah





Jun 15 2008 11:53 AM

Remember, this teddy bear is packin heat laddo ;)
jessica elizabeth anne





Jun 13 2008 3:16 PM

omg im not a friend anymroe!!!! im going to jump otu me winodw x
Mae’s Lost Empire - NEW SONG UP NOW!!





Jun 13 2008 2:01 AM

many thanks for the add. thanks for taking an interest.

MLE
Rock Shot Revolutionary





Jun 10 2008 1:05 PM

rape my nose xxxx
Michael





Jun 6 2008 8:07 PM

Ibanez RGR1570 :)
Cookie





Jun 6 2008 7:17 PM

:D I'm sure that can be arranged
Cookie





Jun 6 2008 8:29 AM

Winning combination that - monkeys and shrews
Cookie





Jun 5 2008 6:05 PM

Bubbles are the best!

I have informed my monkeys of his beardly properties, fret not :)
Cookie





Jun 5 2008 8:46 AM

Haha oops - didn't think people lived outside of my little 5 mile diameter bubble.

Band's going well.
Recorded two new tracks on Sunday, they just need some tweaking before we put them up on our myspace
Cookie





Jun 5 2008 8:44 AM

I shall send my flying monkeys away to pester Schaffer into it
Cookie





Jun 4 2008 11:27 AM

Helloo! Well - I mainly slept most of yesterday. Have done rather the same for today. Think I might be popping round the Nelson for a bit with some of the band if you fancy it.