Something so funny happened! mommy forgot to tell grandma and grandpa that she had ordered a catnip square, so when the envelope arrived, they just placed it on the kitchen table, with the rest of her mail. my uncle later caught the kitty on the table devouring the envelope to get to the catnip square inside. well he put two and two together and figured out that mommy must've ordered it for the kitty and that it was catnip. it was very funny.
well it was a success and when he wears that one out we will be ordering another.
love pup pup
Hi King Stumpy!!!
I wanted to let you know I got my corn bag and nip squares today. My kitties are going crazy for their new toys, which is a high compliment, considering how lazy they usually are. :) They did stop playing long enough to ask me to tell you they give the bags "Four paws up!". Please tell you mom, "Thanks a million" from both the kitties and myself.
Now that I'm a new Momma Cat, I'l probably be ordering more real soon. Two nip bags with three cats in the future is not a good ratio!!!
-Chris, Pumpkin, and Liebchen
From:
Karen, Charlie, Chunky and Buster
Hi Stumpy,
The Postman arrived today whilst our Mummy was at work. In England the post comes through a letter box staight into the house. When it arrived, Chunky the strongest of us with the biggest paws opened your envelope and we have been playing with them all day.
We are soooooooooo pleased with them please thank your Mum
We love you here in the UK, Stumpy.
So my mama is out of town and Gramma is taking care of the house. The nip squares mama ordered came in the mail and Gramma carried the mail into her house, planning to take it over to our house later (We live next door). Anyway, Gramma called mama to tell her that Gramma's cat, Nanny, opened the package and helped herself to the goods!! Consider that a testamonial of how good they are!!! Thanks for the good stuff for the kitty brothers!!
Hi Stumpy! Glad to have you back in New England!! Thanks for my present! I enjoyed the catnip pillow with my brothers and sisters. I opened it myself! When mom got home this afternoon we had already ripped the envelope open and shredded everything! It was FABULOUS!!!!!! You are the BEST!
Music
Big Orange cats by far the best,
heads and tails above the rest.
We love you Stumpy, we do,
we all appreciate you.
You truly are a king,
I would not change a thing.
(to the tune of "Friends in Low Places"):
Stumpy's got friends in orange places,
Where there are lots of meows,
and tail chases,
all through the day,
Everyone gets to play.
Yeah, Stumpy's got two sisters...
But he still knows
HE'S THE MISTER
so that makes him the king
of everything.
Stumpy James is one cool cat.
A Garfield lookin' dude..
Since Garfield is my idol,
With Stump I'll share my food.
Stumpy is a big boy
that has alot of class..
And if you mess with my friend Stumpy
I'll have to kick your ass!!
Movies
Garfield
Garfield: A Tale of 2 kitties
Television
I can't read, I don't have thumbs!
I have a translator. I speak cat.
You speak english.
About me: WELCOME TO THE MYSPACE PAGE OF KING STUMPY JAMES. I SHARE THIS PAGE WITH MY SISTERS: CHUNK, LOLA, AND CHUBBA & WITH MY CANINE BRO: BUDDY
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Hi, I am STUMPY JAMES the KING
Hi, I am CHUNK ALUNKA!
Hi, I am LOLA LONGTAIL!
Hi, I am CHUBBA BUTTONS!
Hi, I am BUDDY BISCUIT!
...and lastly, the two people in this world who adore us, take care of us, pamper us, and even talk for us - Our mom and dad! They mean so much to us. You mess with us, then you have to mess with them!
Clyde P. Jiggins - Thank you so much for the "special" food. You and your mommy are so generous and we greatly appreciate it. ♥ you buddy! Best furriends forever!
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet other orange cats. I also would like to meet other cats that were born without a tail. It'd be even better if I could meet an orange cat without a tail, like me. (says Stumpy)
I'd like to meet any cat who has a broken purrrr like me. (says Chunk)
I'd like to meet some princess kitty's. (says Lola)
I'd LOVE to meet some cats who cause trouble, like me. (Says Chubba)
I'd love to meet all types of dogs. (Says Buddy)
I DEFINITELY WANT TO MEET Clyde P. Jiggins & Sprinter The Washington WonderCat- My most fabulous and awesome best furriends everrrrrrrrr!
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"The Ballad of Stumpy and Clyde" ..
There are two cool orange kitties
their names are Stumpy and Clyde
they love to drive station wagons
and take their friends for a ride
they are best friends forever
and support eachother through whatever
they hang out at Paradise Island
where they have redbull and pizza
if your nice and orange and fluffy
they'd be happy to meet ya
-by: Clyde
Rest in Peace, Maggie Mae, my only cousin I have ever had. We all miss you terribly! ♥
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Momma just told us in da future we can only getst on da internet during da weekend, ‘cause normally we would getst online on Tuesday as well, but momma don’t have da time to help us anymore. Since grammy spent some time on da icu, momma and grammy’s sis, momma’s auntie, gotst furry close, they called each other a couple of times a day, and drove to da hospital together too. Da auntie asked da momma to come over on Tuesday afternoon, together with grammy, so momma won’t be home to help us with da laptop Tuesdays… pffffffffff…
Snoopy has spent some time in da doghouse, ‘cause he was a furry naughty doggie! Bailey accidentally walked over Snoopy while he was taking a siesta, and Snoopy grabbed Bailey, who completely stressed out, ran into da garden, and stayed there for quite some time! He hissed at everypawdy that came close to him, even da momma! Moccha and Beau never react like that, not even when they’re asleep, so that was a biiiiiig NO NO da momma said, and Snoopy had to go sitst on da terrace for a while to think boutst what he’s done… It’s all okay now, Bailey came back inside, and Snoopy is forgiven too… MOL!
Lots and lots of sweet kitty kissez… purrrrr…. And happy waggy tails from da doggiez… woof woof woof…
We’ve gotst a limpin’ momma right now… She hurtst her knee a few days ago, she don’t know how, but it hurtst when she bends it, so she’s limpin’ around da house now. It doesn’t help when Bodhi and Kaia always sneak into da hallway and run upstairs, and da momma has to go and getst them. Limpin’ momma up da stairs, limpin’ momma down da stairs…. Boy oh boy oh boy…. Not a purrrty sight I tell ya… MOL! But she sits down a lot now which is furry good for us of course, ‘cause now we getst to sleep on her lap and stuff! Purrrrr….
Figaro’s ear is on da mend, but it’s still hanging in a funny way. Momma always has to laugh when she sees him (not furry nice of da momma huh? MOL!) and says she hopes he don’t getst a cauliflower ear! Now we don’t getst that… How can Figaro getst a vegetable ear? He’s a kitty! We won’t like it furry much when a vegetable is growing out of his ear! Momma just grins when we asks her to explain…. She mumbles ‘silly kitties’ and turns her back! Pooh! We’re no silly kitties I tell ya! We’ll figure it out for sure! Euhm…. Help plz? MOL!
Lots and lots of sweet kitty kissez… purrrrr…. And happy waggy tails from duh doggiez… woof woof woof…
Well, duh laptop still seems to be wowking guwwww~ate, so I’m gonna twy my bestest on duh commenting today… Sssssssshhhh, main man Snoopy at wowk! BOL! Little update on Moccha and Figawo – they’we both feeling bettew! Moccha’s eaws and behind awe feeling way bettew, and Figawo’s eaw was still a bit swollen but it’s finally getting back to it’s nowmal size duh momma says! No mowe floppy eaw fow Figawo!! Woohoo!
Momma gives me a tweat evewy day fow my joints. I’m getting a bit on in age, and with them two youngstews in duh house, I need to keep up! It’s hawd sometimes, but with those tweats it’s a whole lot bettew than it used to! I can wun awound now and chase Moccha and Beau when they’we naughty doggiez. I’m getting youngew instead of oldew! BOL! I gotst to be alewt all duh time ‘cause Moccha and Beau always getst themselves into all kinds of mischief! Silly puppy dogz! BOL!
Lots and lots of sweet kitty kissez… purrrrr…. And happy waggy tails from duh doggiez… woof woof woof…
Back online! Momma had a furry busy week last week, and on top of that, she had to take Moccha and Figaro to da vet man. Moccha has a testicle infection (ouch), AND an ear infection! Figaro had blood in his ear from fighting with one of da other kitties, and it wouldn’t go away by itself. So da vet man had to pull da blood out with a syringe, and Figaro was mighty brave! Da momma said so! Watch out Mighty Mouse, Kool Kitty’s on da move! MOL!
Da vet man didn’t have to sedate him or anything! He just pulled out da blood, while Figaro sat furry still, quite alot of blood came out tho, a whole syringe… Boy oh boy oh boy… Now Figaro has to getst ear drops for 10 days, and Moccha has an ointment for da rear end, and drops for da front! MOL! Now da momma’s baking again… a …. Hang on… a…. frangipane pie. We don’t know what it is, but it sure smells yummy! MOL!
Lots and lots of sweet kitty kissez… purrrrr…. And happy waggy tails from duh doggiez… woof woof woof…
Well, when duh momma woke up this mowning, she found a whole lot of fluff on duh floow… We thinkz a few kittiez have been naughty again. Momma didn’t know who, so she putst on hew inspectow clouseau hat and twied to look fow clues. She found Figawo, duh seniow kitty, with a vewy fat eaw! Yep, not a fat lip, but a fat eaw! Looks like he’s been putting somepawdy in his place, and gotst a waw wound in duh pwocess. He’s not huwting ow anything ‘cause momma can touch it, but she’s still keeping an eye on it tho… Them silly kittiez… BOL!
Momma made a chocolate mascawpone pie last weekend. We thinkz duh humanz liked it vewy much ‘cause it was all gone aftew a day ow 2! And I didn’t even getst any! Dawn! Momma says she’s thinking boutst making somethin’ with puddin’ next weekend… We loooooooooove puddin’! Evewything that gotst cweamy stuff ow puddin’ in it, is good by us doggiez…. and kittiez! MOL! Hopefully duh momma will let us lick duh bowl when she’s finished… mmmmmmmmmm… BOL!
Lots and lots of sweet kitty kissez… purrrrr…. And happy waggy tails from duh doggiez… woof woof woof…
Callisto gotst bit of a treat Saturday… Momma made herself a salad and she putst some fresh cheese with nuts in it. When da momma finished, she let Callisto lick da bowl! Boy oh boy, Callisto was one furry happy kitty!! She was soooo lucky to just be hanging around da momma at that point! Momma also offered da bowl to Tiger Lily, but she didn’t like it… Silly kitty… Hmmmm, we hopes da momma getst to make some more salad with that cheese in it, we’ll surely be hanging around her then! MOL!
Moccha wasn’t feeling to good last weekend… He was always laying on da couch, and his mouth was foamy from time to time, he didn’t eat like he was supposed to… Da momma says it’s because he always is furry nervouw when he goes to da groomer lady, even tho she’s furry nice, and that’s why he’s not himself da next 2 days… He needs to getst it out of his system first da momma says… He’s okay now tho, running around da house again, chasin’ us kittiez… grrrrrr… Behave Moccha! Or I’ll slap ya! MOL!
Lots and lots of sweet kitty kissez… purrrrr…. And happy waggy tails from da doggiez… woof woof woof…
Phew! It’s been like ages since we’ve posted a comment, so we’re furry glad to finally be back!! But it’s like riding a bike right? That’s what da momma says… MOL! Da momma has been purrrrty busy yesterday, ‘cause she almost forgot da doggiez had a groomer’s appointment! Moccha and Beau had to getst their hair cut, Snoopy’s hair doesn’t need to be groomed, so he was in da clear. MOL! They look purrrty awesome now tho, and they smell furry nice too… Mmmmm… Teehee…
Momma made some tiramisu for da humans last weekend, and da humans all loved it, but what she didn’t know is, that Kayleigh loves tiramisu too! MOL! Momma spilled a wee bit of tiramisu on da kitchen counter, but by da time she could clean it up, Kayleigh already licked da stuff and was crazy ‘boutst it! Everything that gotst cream in it, is right up Kayleigh’s alley! That girl just LOVES dairy! MOL!
Lots and lots of sweet kitty kissez… purrrrr…. And happy waggy tails from da doggiez… woof woof woof…
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