Beating any and all suckas that try to step to us.
Music
"Yo, Shaq: Where you at?"
"I'm over here."
"Yo, Shaq: Where you at?"
"Fife Dogg, I'm right here!"
Movies
White Men Can't Jump
Television
The View
Books
Zone Offense
Heroes
Magic, The Answer, The Professor, Spyder, Skip To My Lou, And 1, AO, Hot Sauce, Escalade, The Pharmacist, Hellicopter, 50, Half Man Half Amazing, and of course Prince & The Revolution. The guy in the video to the right...Taurian Fontenette AKA Air Up There.
Stunnaz's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Orange County
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Education:
Grad / professional school
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Stunnaz's Schools
San Diego Mesa College
San Diego,California
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: American Sign Language
Minor: Not Doing Work for American Sign Language
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Linguistics and English
Minor: Keepin' It Real
1999 to 2003
University Of California-Irvine
Irvine,California
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Environmental Analysis and Design
Minor: Sociology
1999 to 2003
Pacifica High
Garden Grove,California
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
About me: The Stunnaz is (not are) a basketball team based out of the GG. It specializes in cocktail parties, cocktail hot dogs, cocktail romance, and Cocktail, with Tom "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" Cruise. The Stunnaz gets literally thousands of requests every hour from prospective Stunnazes. All such requests are denied. That's how we get things done in the GG.
Who I'd like to meet: Fly girls all around the world. Prince.
I've decided that what you guys need is a Mascot. So I've taken it upon myself, as the unofficial team captain, to design one for you. I think it captures the essence that is The Stunnaz. His Name is the Auto-Tron 6000 or A.T. as we call him in the industry. His left arm is in fact a canon made from space age alloys. He constantly broadcasts a talk radio program on 1110 A.m. under the synonym, Alex GoldSteinbergavich and he comes to us from all the hardcore street courts in the hoods so he knows what basketball is really like. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
OK STUNNAZA IT'S A KICK OFF PARTY! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING MY 21ST BIRTHDAY... IT'S COMPLETELY ABOUT STARTING A BRAND NEW SEASON AND DEFINITELY CALLS FOR CELEBRATION!!!
THIS SUNDAY SEPT 3RD
PIERCE STREET ANNEX
330 E 17TH STREET COSTA MESA, CA 92627
9:45PM
I EXPECT YOU'LL ALL BE ATTENDING?? BUB, FU, T-ZONE, MEXANESE. . .
You guys kicked ass last game. Scared me in the beginning when nobody was there, but the team came through. Hoo-raw. Ashley was great on the rebounds, Seatbelt and Fu were awesome with stealing. Kenji and Bub were always open ready to pass. I was so proud! 33 made a good addition too. 23 on the opposing team was a complete ass, I wish they would have kicked him out. Oh well. You guys did gr-r-r-r-reat! *muah See you next game.
His sizzling red socks are stretched up to his knees.
His black shoes pristine and ready.
T-Zone's Stunnaz be back in action.
I'ma a hard stun'n nigga like Evil Knievel
Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people
I'm the numba 1 stunna!
Wh-what, wh-what, what?
The numba 1 stunna!
Wh-what, wh-what, what?
James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch, MacGyver
Private planes, Jaguars, Bentley's, and Prowlers
I'm the numba 1 stunna!
Wh-what, wh-what, what?
The numba 1 stunna!
Wh-what, wh-what, what?
