Music, art, booze, friends, badminton, DJing, movies, my cats, karma, sleep (precious, precious sleep!) et al.
Music
Oooh.... bliggineck! Where to begin? Come to the TUC/Face bar on a Friday and check it out. My DJ name (following a poll) is DJ Indie Filth. Make of that what you will!
Stuff I've been listening to in order of most recent bought or recalled: Franz Ferdinand, Bloc Party, Prodigy, Editors, The Hives, Pendulum, Maximo Park, Kaiser Chiefs,Red Organ Serpent Sound, Chemical Brothers, Kasabian, Muse, the Bravery, Kings of Leon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Strokes, Green Day, Bentley Rhythm Ace, Foo Fighters, Marilyn Manson, Killers, the Wonder Stuff, Faith No More, the Cure, the Music, Moby, System of a Down, The Smiths, Suede, Pulp, Mew, Nine Inch Nails, Senser, Queens of the Stone Age, We are Scientists, Test Icicles, Beck, Soulwax, Disturbed, Paddingtons, Louis XIV, Dead 60s, Interpol, Goldfrapp, Doves, Boy Kill Boy, Captain, Lemon Jelly, Death in Vegas, the Fratellis, Guillemots, The Rapture and more MUSE (did you see them at Reading Festival...DID YOU!?!?!?)
Not the most extensive test ever, but slightly accurate I guess:
Anything epic, stupid, funny, thought provoking, foreign, imaginative or that devises novel methods to top American teenagers... Last movie I bought was Les Visiteurs (Very funny French movie, sophistimacated I know, but I'm a fan of foreign Bum and fart jokes). Oh, and I just got the whole My Name is Earl Series 1...
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Aston University
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1999
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Human Psychology
Minor: Mucking about and RAG
Clubs: RAG
ODDSOC
ENTS (DJ)
Drama
Roller Hockey
Greek:
Psi Chi Xi
1995 to 1999
Presentation College
Reading, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1983 to 1995
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About me: One of the fundamental truths of the universe is that there isn't anything that cannot be improved with the addition of pirates, ninjas, midgets or monkeys.
Full Name::
Mr 'About to do another inane quiz'
Birthday::
Cancelled due to bad behaviour
Birthplace::
Mum's ladybits
Eye Color::
Black
Hair Color::
Black (greying)
Height::
Black...I mean 6 foot 2
Weight::
Don't know. I'm a bloke.
Right handed or Left handed?:
Right handed
Your Heritage::
Son of my father!
My Worst Habit::
Not getting out of bed.
Zodiac Sign::
Saggitarius
Shoe Size::
11
Pants Size::
Tight! ooh!
Innie or Outie?:
Innie! I'm not gross!
Parents Still Together?:
Well they haven't been chopped up! Yeah.
The Shoes You Wore Today::
Homer Simpson DOH slippers
Your Weakness::
Think I'd tell you people?!?!?
Your Fears::
None
Your Perfect Pizza::
Deep Pan Pineapple, Chicken, Sweetcorn.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::
Beating my insomnia. Getting my ideal job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:
No idea. Don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up::
Oh please no... have I oversleptTHAT long?
Your Best Physical Feature::
Finely honed arse
Your Bedtime::
I have insomnia...you tell me!
Your Most Missed Memory::
...is one I can't remember?! Duhh!
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?:
Purple
Food?:
Regularly. Cake.
Sport?:
What? Does shooting with my bow count?
Animal?:
Yes I am, thank you :)... Monkeys
Ice Cream?:
Choklit. With choklit Pbits
Candy?:
Piss off. I'm not American.
Store?:
Again...non comprende...
Salad Dressing?:
Choklit
Actor?:
Sir Alec Guiness, God rest his soul.
Song?:
On the Ropes by the Wonder Stuff.
Letter?:
Running out of decent questions already?
Number?:
17
Gum?:
Top one. I had an ulcer in the lower one
Holiday?:
Too grumpy for all that!
Season?:
Winter
Toothpaste Flavor?:
Choklit
Radio Station?:
Choklit
Perfume?:
Choklit
Scent besides perfume?:
Choklit
Body part on the opposite sex?:
Better than body part on the floor I guess.
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?:
Older. Alive.
How Do You Want To Die?:
Very noisily.
Turn ons::
Ladies (naked)
Turn offs::
Men (naked)
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?:
My pet clone, Doppelganger
Who's The Loudest?:
....me?
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?:
My brother
Who Have You Known The Longest?:
My brother, again
Who's The Shyist?:
My bunny
When Have You Cried The Most?:
When born I'd guess
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?:
When a man and a woman love each other very much, they do this thing, you see..
Worst Feeling?:
I would imagine being savaged by rabid dogs. In the arse.
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?:
Oh, under a bridge. Am I still doing this effing quiz?
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?:
Sleep patterns
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?:
Not too long. To the end of this quiz.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the:
Choklit
Let's look at the:
Choklit
What a nice:
Choklit
Where did all the:
Choklit
Why can't we:
Choklit
Silly, little:
Choklit
Isn't it weird that:
Choklit
Never under any circumstance:
Choklit
I wish:
Choklit
Everyone has a:
Choklit
I am:
Choklit
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?:
Yes
Been To Juvie?:
Begone. Come back when I can understand you.
Mooned Someone?:
Many times
Been Rejected?:
A couple of times
Ran Away From Home?:
Kind of
Pictured Your Crush Naked?:
Isn't a crush a fruit drink? Then, no!
Skipped School?:
Many times
Thought About Suicide?:
On occasions
Slept Outside?:
Yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?:
Yes
Cried In School?:
Yes
Thrown Up In School?:
God, it was so long ago...
Wanted To Be a Model?:
Yes, a model aeroplane.
Cheated On Someone?:
Yes
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?:
Most days.
Seen A Dead Body?:
Yes
Been Bitched Out?:
Bitched out? I have been bitched AT, I don't know what bitched out is...bitched 'till I came out? Nope!
Drank Alcohol?:
Once or twice
Smoked?:
Yes
Been On Drugs?:
Drugs are bad, hmmkay!
Eaten Sushi?:
Yes
Been On Stage?:
Yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?:
Nope
Shoplifted?:
You ain't got nuffink on me, pig!
Been Drunk?:
Once or twice
Been Called A Tease?:
Yes
Been Beaten Up?:
Yes
DO YOU
Swear?:
Fuck fuck fuckkity fuck. No.
Sing Well?:
Apparently
Shower Daily?:
Yes
Want To Go To College?:
Not again
Want To Get Married?:
Yes
Believe In Yourself?:
Yes
Get Motion Sickness?:
No
Think You Are Attractive?:
No idea
Get Along With Your Parents?:
Very well
Like Thunderstorms?:
Yes
Play An Instrument?:
Yes, the Jews harp. I'm not jewish though.
Own An IPOD?:
No
Pray?:
No
Go To Church?:
No, but apparently they give away free wine!
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?:
No. Real ones.
Keep A Journal/Diary?:
No
Dance In The Rain?:
No
Sing In The Shower?:
Yes
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?:
Neither. Dr Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King?:
Neither. Real food
Single or Group Dates?:
Either is good
Chocolate or Vanilla?:
Choklit!
Strawberries or Blueberries?:
Neither. Choklit!
Meat or Veggies?:
Veg
TV or Movie?:
Movie. TV is mostly shite.
Guitar or Drums?:
Either would be cool.
Adidas or Nike?:
Did you call me a chav?
Chinese or Mexican?:
Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?:
Corn Flakes
Cake or Pie?:
Cake!
MTV or VH1?:
MTV2
Blind or Deaf?:
Neither, thanks for asking
Boxers or Briefs?:
Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?:
No
Write With Both Hands?:
Yes, but the left hand side is illegible.
Whistle?:
Yes
Blow A Bubble?:
Yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?:
Yes, for the love of all that's holy! Will this never cease!?
Cross Your Eyes?:
Yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?:
Yes
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?:
No
Dance?:
In whose opinion?
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?:
Yes
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched::
Bunny
You Talked To On The Phone::
Bunny
You Instant Messaged::
I don't
You Hugged::
Bunny
You Yelled At::
One of the cats
You Played A Sport With::
Do what?
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?:
Last night at work
Time You Cried?:
Last night at work ( I deal with morons)
Movie You Watched?:
Blues Brothers
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?:
Don't know.The flavour had gone when I found it.
Joke You Told?:
You want the whole thing here? Probably just sarcasm.
Song You've Sung?:
I sang along with the Klaxons in the car.
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?:
In front of my PC, you arse.
What Can You See Out Your Window?:
My garden
Are You Listening To Music?:
No
What Are You Wearing?:
Jimjams
What's On Your Mousepad?:
It's an artists cutting pad.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?:
Yes
Do you believe in miracles?:
What sort?
Magic?:
Illusions
Love at first sight?:
Yes
God?:
No
Satan?:
No
Ghosts?:
Yes
Santa?:
No
Evolution?:
Yes
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color::
Calling me a whoopsie?
Fav Hair Color::
Calling me a whoopsie?
Short or Long Hair::
Calling me a whoopsie?
Height::
Calling me a whoopsie?
Weight::
Calling me a whoopsie?
Best Clothing Style::
Calling me a whoopsie?
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?:
Japan
Number Of CD's I Own::
Thousands
Your Good Luck Charm::
My ankh tattoo.
How many pillows do you sleep with?:
2
Do you drink milk?:
In tea
Person You Hate Most::
That's harsh. No comment.
Most Outdated Phrase::
Verily sirrah! This scoundrel stole my turnip!
Do you think God has a gender?:
God does not exist
Where do you think we go when we die?:
Valhallah!
How many rings until you answer the phone?:
I leave it till it stops. Bloody thing.
What is something scientists need to invent?:
That's my secret until I have the patent.
Are you a health freak?:
Oh yes, very much so...
Are you a virgin?:
Oh yes, very much so...
If you could travel into space, where would you go?:
Who I'd like to meet: That person... no... not that one - THAT one!
Apparently this is me (primary and secondary personality):
Your ..1 Match: ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.
Your ..2 Match: ENTP
The Visionary
You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.
You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.
It’s been far too long since I last said hello and so much has happened I thought it about time we said did.
We’ve changed a lot, now we are an “UltraModern, post-electro rock, post-nu rave behemoth where Muse and Mansun meet a Massive Attack with Duran Duran pop sensibilities, louder guitars, and a stunning female front person/guitar virtuoso”, or so we have been told.
I’d love to know what you’ve been up to since we disappeared into the dark damp studio cave, let us know how it’s going, I’m always up for a chat! Be good, and if you can’t be good, be lucky ;-) Dawn xx Scarlet/blonde
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I've got my sister back into the swing of coming out, socialising and getting wankered! MUHAHAHA i'm a bad influence :(
And as far as the set's going, as long as there's two or three comercial mettaly songs chucked in every now and then i'm 100% happy :P Unholy Confessions was awsome to hear in there. N1 dude!
Dude last nights set was awsome! Is that the norm for metal-blue-room, or were you just in a hardcore type of mood? hehe Prolly see ya friday dude. Jim
I vote for Pirates AND Ninjas for the costume night, by the way. then we can fight it out on the dancefloor...it'll be a battle of most epic proportions! though of course, there's no real competition is there - ninjas win every time ;) Tx
i noooo! i live in high wycombe at the mo! in 2nd yr at uni! i dont really go out anymore either, gettin old!! haha. i should be working at fez over xmas so might see you then if you still go there on mondays! -xX-
