| Movies | "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" ~ Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"Paper faggots?" ~ I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
"From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation." ~ The Ref
"She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan." ~ Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
"this is hot. africa hot. tarzan couldn't take this kinda hot" ~ biloxi blues
"you know what princess, you're UGLY when you're angry" ~ spaceballs
"teenagers ~ you give them and inch and they swim all over you." ~ the little mermaid
"be cool honey bunny, be cool" ~ pulp fiction
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" ~ bull durham
"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony" ~ the matrix
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" ~ Pirates of the Caribbean
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| Books | I live for them!
I'm currently reading:
"Book of Fate" Brian Meltzer
Some of my favorites:
Pride and Prejudice~Jane Austen
Black And Blue~Anna Quinlan
Pandora~Anne Rice
Girl With The Pearl Earring~Tracy Chevalier
The House of Sand and Fog~Andre Dubus III
A Million Little Pieces ~James Frey
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