Uncle Porkchop
I don't make dreams, I crush them." Male 28 Years Old Fair Oaks, California USA Last Login: 7/15/2009

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28 years old
Fair Oaks, California
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    Uncle Porkchop's Interests
General

MusicEveryclear, Maroon Five, 311, Black Eyed Peas, Elton John, LMNO, 50 cent, Jay-Z, Ice-T, Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks
MoviesThe Spanish Prisoner, Office Space, Snatch, Waiting, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Memento, Super Troopers, Old School, American Psycho, Swingers, Wall Street, Pacific Heights, Body Parts, The Fifth Element, Casino Royale, My Personal Collection
TelevisionModern Marvels, Myth Busters, Frasier, The Office, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks
Books
HeroesMyself & my imaginary friend

     Uncle Porkchop's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fair Oaks, CA
Body type:6' 3" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Project Engineer

   Uncle Porkchop's Schools
El Camino Fundamental High
Sacramento,California
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1991 to 1995

   Uncle Porkchop's Companies
RCC
Sacramento, CA US
Purchasing Agent/CAD Technician

8/1996 - 5/1997
AMI
Sacramento, CA US
Project Engineer

10/1997 - Present



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   Uncle Porkchop's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Jay, I am straight, and 6'3"/163lbs. I like to cycle, run, swim, wakeboard, go camping & take pictures. I typically spend one day a week at the go-kart track testing parts for a local manufacturer. >60mph being 2" off the ground is just darn fun! Being a USA Cycling certified coach allows me to use my knowledge to help improve my cycling and my teammates cycling. Watching movies in my home theater is something I love to do, then again who doesn't love a 10 footwide screen. I have my nipples, tragus & rook pierced, and get my legs waxed. Life is too short to not have fun everyday, although sometimes I do act responsible. There are not a bunch of barely clothed females as my friends. All of my friends are actually folks I hang out with or talk to. I have many previous hobbies that I have lost interest in or available time. They include, but are not limited to, baseball, basketball, volleyball, badminton, soccer, football, chess, go, small business ownership, car audio competition (db drag racing, 1999 2-woofer former record holder) go-kart racing, salt water fish/reef tanks, turbo rotary engine tuning, street racing, water skiing, billiards, and darts. In 2006 I was the President of the Sacramento Triathlon Club. If you are anywhere near the Sacramento area and like triathlons or would like to try one, check out TBF Racing. I date sometimes and I would love to get married, but I refuse to settle for someone that will not complete my life and be a great partner. A small side note, I am not a cocky jock; just someone who works hard toward specific goals.

Racing Accomplishments:

2009

4th - Duathlon National Championship - Long Course

2008

3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:25:37) - Injured

3rd - Lake of the Pines Triathlon (1:40:36)

9th - Copperopolis Road Race

6th - Folsom Turkey Trot (44:07)

2007

6th - Folsom Turkey Trot (52:03) - directed off course

6th - Golden State Triathlon (1:21:54)

Finisher - Ironman California 70.3

2006

8th - Run to Feed the Hungry 5k (20:31)

3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:21:10)

2nd - Granite Bay Triathlon (1:40:50) - Crashed on the bike

1st - Lake of the Pines Triathlon (1:30:10) - Bike course record (22.3MPH)

2nd - Tri for Fun #3 (1:20:58)

1st - West Sacramento International Triathlon (1:37:08) 2nd Fastest bike split overall

1st - Tri for Fun #2 (1:21:22)

1st - Tri for Fun #1 (1:22:31)

1st - Auburn International Sprint Triathlon (1:00:14)

5th - Ice Breaker Triathlon (1:20:52)

Finisher - Ironman California 70.3

2005

3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:20:56)

Finisher - Vineman Ironman 70.3 (5:58:10)

Finisher - Auburn Int'l Triathlon - HIM

2004

3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:28:39)

2nd - Granite Bay Triathlon (1:43:57)

Finisher - Wildflower Long Course Triathlon (8:35:42) - Broke my foot during the run

2003

5th - Golden State Triathlon (1:24:22)

Finisher - Vineman Ironman 70.3 (5:25:57)

4th - Minden Criterium (Bicycle Race)

Finisher - Wildflower Long Course Triathlon - 1st Tri

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   Uncle Porkchop's Friend Space (Top 8)
Uncle Porkchop has 50 friends.
 Von 


 Tiny J in Hawaii 


 BlueRockTJ 


 tommy 


 ◘☻DIET SKIPPER☻◘ 


 kuan 


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Tiny J in Hawaii





May 21 2009 6:49 PM

We were suppose to go out this week. You were suppose to call me.
Tiny J in Hawaii





May 12 2009 12:49 AM

So I didn't hear from you about Friday or today. But I'm at DC again tomorrow if you have a Track Meet. Give me a call.
Tiny J in Hawaii





May 7 2009 5:30 AM

I work at Del Campo this Friday, but I'm done at 3:30. Monday works too though. Let me know
Tiny J in Hawaii





May 2 2009 12:33 AM

I'm out of town this weekend, but things should die down here soon. Shall we hang out soon then?
tabitha rabbit ™





Apr 26 2009 3:38 AM

thanks ;)
Tiny J in Hawaii





Apr 18 2009 9:34 PM

Crap. Scratch that. I have PT at 4:00.
Another day that week?
Tiny J in Hawaii





Apr 18 2009 9:13 PM

Then I will stick around.
See you at 3:30
Tiny J in Hawaii





Apr 17 2009 5:25 AM

I'm at Del Campo all next week if you want to hang out
Tiny J in Hawaii





Apr 12 2009 5:55 PM

I know I'm a crappy friend and I haven't been able to catch your call as of late. It's been an interesting week to say the least.

Have a Happy Easter! Have fun with the FamBam!
Tiny J in Hawaii





Apr 6 2009 3:44 AM

It NEVER happens, but somehow, it happened!
Tiny J in Hawaii





Feb 12 2009 5:18 AM

Well congrats.
Thats huge!
Tiny J in Hawaii





Feb 12 2009 1:35 AM

sounds fun.
What did you win?
Tiny J in Hawaii





Feb 10 2009 4:51 AM

I tried messaging you on Facebook the other day.

And how was the work party?
I wish.... :)





Feb 3 2009 4:23 PM

I bet it was fun! But I paid a crapload of money for her classes and I already have to miss another week for a stupid work meeting...
tommy





Jan 12 2009 2:32 PM

yeah work sucks been doing a lot of that lately.
I wish.... :)





Jan 3 2009 1:12 AM

Arizona Rock N Roll, January 18th... fun times!
Corey ♥ April





Dec 25 2008 5:09 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!


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Tiny J in Hawaii





Dec 24 2008 3:55 PM

Merry Christmas
AZ Sunkissed





Dec 21 2008 4:35 AM

Wow...i see that you still havent called me to say hi you bastard...some things never change! well i hope all is well!
I wish.... :)





Dec 11 2008 4:18 AM

You're still crazy!
AZ Sunkissed





Nov 26 2008 4:27 AM

LOL I LOVE that movie!! HOw are you guys?! CAll me, I'd love to hear from you 623 910 7738
Katie





Nov 14 2008 2:44 AM

Hi there, how is your week going? Almost done with the yard Yea!! :)
~Theresa~





Oct 31 2008 8:56 PM

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Have A great weekend!
Trakker





Oct 31 2008 2:42 AM

Why, thank you! Most people don't say such nice things about me. My mom always calls me fat.
:(
Katie





Oct 31 2008 12:19 AM

Howdy right back at ya....You home already??????
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