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Exile In Subhadraville's Interests
General
I enjoy a good knife fight. And grilled cheese on sourdough. I enjoy a good bowl of soup and I enjoy hiking. I want to get into spider farming but I'm afraid I don't know where to begin. I want to go to school so that I can become a dinosaur (a raptor to be exact). I'm really into monster trucks and Nascar. I REALLY like loud noises. Raccoons are my favorite animal. They are silly and rude. Sometimes when I'm bored I walk for exactly seventy two minutes in counter clockwise circles. I enjoy long walks in parking lots. I stand up for what I believe in. "Shop at K-Mart!" I shout at the valued Target shopper. "Martha was accurate!" I think people should build guest houses for dogs. Every day I write in my journal about things like butterflies and poppy seeds and I rate my day. One is a very bad/naughty day and ten is a happy/hooray for me day. Today is a seven.
Music
Mostly My Music, But Also:
Blood Brothers
PJ Harvey
Liz Phair
The Beatles
The Smiths
David Bowie
Sleater-Kinney
Phantom Planet
Smashing Pumpkins
Ryan Adams
Lunachicks
Velvet Underground
Nirvana
Trail of Dead
Patti Smith
Lily Allen
Red Aunts
L7
Mudhoney
Pavement
The Breeders
Faith No More
Muse
Radiohead
Daniel Johnston
Quixotic
Slant 6
April March
Death Cab For Cutie
Nine Inch Nails
Babes In Toyland
The Rapture
Modest Mouse
Crass
Neutral Milk Hotel
Dandy Warhols
Ween
Hole
Sonic Youth
Built To Spill
Juliana Hatfield
Love As Laughter
Imperial Teen
Pixies
Rolling Stones
Boston
ELO
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Pinback
Feist
Bikini Kill (But Only When I'm Feeling Fifteen)
John Tesh (Made Me A Slut)
Mr. Mogley Sings The Blues
Movies
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Me and You and Everyone We Know
The Science of Sleep
The Cider House Rules
Adaptation
Punch-Drunk Love
Shaun of the Dead
Swingers
Goodfellas
Knocked Up
Stranger Than Fiction
The Sixth Sense
Little Miss Sunshine
Alice In Wonderland
Thank You For Smoking
Singles
Resevoir Dogs
Magnolia
Dog Park
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore
40 Year Old Virgin
The Squid and the Whale
Anchorman
Superbad
Zoolander
The Shining
American Psycho
Rules of Attraction
Fight Club
13 Conversations About One Thing
Pulp Fiction
Life Aquatic
Reality Bites
Elizabethtown
The Devil And Daniel Johnston
Vanilla Sky
Mean Girls
Mothman Prophecies
Kill Bill
Donnie Darko
Some Girl
Old School
And Any Porn With A Plot
Television
Arrested Development
The Sopranos
Flight of the Conchords
Dexter
Conan!!!
Space Ghost
Reno 911
Family Guy
Home Movies
Mr. Show
House
South Park
Scrubs
The X-Files (Yeah, Because I'm That Awesome)
Frisky Dingo
Strangers With Candy
Tenacious D
Anything That Comes On Five Days A Week
Books
The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time
Alice In Wonderland
Pet Semetary
A Stir Of Echoes
Mothman Prophecies
Amityville Horror
The Shining
Less Than Zero
Conversation With The Drunk (Kafka)
The Masque Of The Red Death (And Other Poe Stories)
And Anything That Your Girlfriend's Super Hip X-Boyfriends Have Read
Heroes
Caffeine, nicotine, drama queens, and the lizard king.
#1 (FROZEN TURTLE) A wife and a husband (and I won't name names) picked me up one night for cocktails. I'm sitting in the back seat of their car next to some fish tank and so in a monotone voice I say, "Oh look, a fish tank." The wife says, "Don't look in there, there's a frozen turtle." My natural reaction, obviously, is to look and sure enough there is a frozen turtle in a zip-lock bag. "There's a frozen turtle in there," I tell them, like they don't already know. "He's probably thawed by now," the wife says. "He was defective," the husband explains to me, "so we're taking him back to the pet store." Morbid. So later on I'm talking about how it's scary to walk around downtown at night and I tell them, "I'm just not a risk taker and I never want to go to the Bahamas because I'm afraid that the ocean will eat me and that I will drown." There's a silence and then finally the wife says, "That is the most random thing I've ever heard." So I say, "Really? Because I could have sworn that there had been some mention of a frozen turtle." The end.
#2 (BIPOLAR BEAR) I was walking to the corner store the other day to get a cheese sandwich and some milk when a Polar bear approached me. He was wearing a suit (he looked like a gentleman) and he told me that his name was Cha-Cha. I laughed and he said, "Don't mock me. I'll kill you." I tried to walk away because I figured he would eat me if I didn't but then he said "Junk in the trunk." Outraged, I screamed "WHAT?!?!" So Cha-Cha replied, "I didn't say anything." I got mad because he was denying that he called me a fat ass but mostly because I wanted a cheese sandwich and I said "You told me that I have junk in the trunk." "You're a lunatic," Cha-Cha said, "and I didn't say anything to you......................... I'm a P-O-L-A-R B-E-A-R!" The end.
#3 I've seen Freddy Got Fingered and I like it. Booyah.
#4 I don't want to know how to make $500 from home. No free I Pod or X Box or PS3. I don't want to meet sexy 'singlez' tonight. If you spam me I will find you and cut off your pinky toe (or your index finger) and sell it on E-Bay to your own mother. Cheerio!
Y'know what? You should come to Dallas for a day or 2... Im a bartender, so we can chill at my bar for little/no cost... I think you owe it to yourself...
Drunk girl jumps on back... Matt doesnt expect it... Start falling forward, while trying to hold her legs, goes head-first into a curb... Bloody mess... Literally...
so, is San Diego a worthwhile vacation place, or one of those "just passing thru" places??? I plan on a vacation in the near future! (I know Ive said this before, but this time Im for realsies!)
