£leTriKa sounds completely different from any Metal band you have ever heard. The Brazilian rhythms and the Portuguese language added to the songs makes its style unique, giving birth to a new kind of Metal. If you are really looking for something new about Metal, you should check £leTriKa out!
Hugs from Brazil, Claudio David
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Valeu demais a força! Quando rolaumtempinho, me fala o que achou da £leTriKa. Agente junta Metal com umasparada Brasileira. Tamutendumbom feed nas rádios gringas nos quatrocontos. Mantenha contato, blz?
Meganck dies and goes to hell. he meets the devil, who tells him, you will spend eternity here, but you get to choose how you will spend it. you may choose one of these three doorsways.
the devil opens door No. 1, and maganck sees lots of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor. meganck says, no way I'm doing that. let's move on. the devil opens the door No. 2, and meganck sees a lots of people standing on their heads on wooden floor. maganck says, no way I'm doing that, ether. let's move on. the devil opens door No. 3, and meganck sees a bunch of people standing knee-deep in cow manure, drinking coffee. meganck says, the choice seems obvious. i guess I'll take door number three. the devil says, okay, wait right here, and I'll get your coffee. A few minutes later, maganck is drinking coffee, and he says to himself, this ain't so bad..... suddenly a loud voice comes over the public-address system, saying, okay everybody, get back on your heads coffee break is over.
Fancy Funerals
A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ... I'm a Gynecologist."
The poor Proctologist fainted.
ALLIGATOR BLOND
a guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. he takes the animal off it's leash, puts it up on the bar, turns to the nervous patrons, and says, "I'll make you a deal."i'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. he'll then open his mouth
DJ SKAR podbuster show 46 is online...
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