If you were to take a thousand dollars, and put it in a blender, then drink it, then after digesting it, try to feed the crap to your friends; the sounds of disgust yet intrigue. That's what we sound like.
Suburban Graffiti is a 7 piece band from Vancouver, BC
They're the best band you'll ever hear.
Ever.
[Your Favorite Band]? Yeah, they got nothin on Suburban Graffiti.
Suburban Graffiti was born out of the mind of an 8 year old child named Alfred Housington, who in the 18th century felt that the world didn't have enough oysters in the oceans. Alfred plotted for years and came up with a plan to fix the world's oyster problem, he would create a machine to go back in time, and teach the dinosaurs tai-bo.
Alfred's plan, however, was thrown off course when a wind storm knocked the tree in his back yard down, throwing the treehouse inside of it to the ground, shattered wood spraying everywhere. Alfred was inside at the time, and so was not hurt. But when he wandered outside once the wind had died down, his fort was destroyed, and his heart with it. Alfred couldn't go on without his fort, he needed it! The next 17 years of his life, Alfred worked on creating the biggest treehouse ever, one that could not be swayed by the winds of the Norse Gods.
At this exact time, across the globe, a small girl named Suzy Mathersons was just growing up. She was 9 at the time and was worried about her doll's hair. It had become frayed and stringy after years of love. Suzy brushed the doll's hair, but to no avail, the doll would forever have the hair that she was stuck with. This made Suzy sad, and so she one day decided it was time for change, Suzy, in 9 year old fashion, cut off her doll's hair, and glued on some that she had cut from the dog. Suzy's mother became quite cross with her after seeing what she had done. Suzy cried and ran to her room, where she stayed for 11 years.
Fate, however, had different ideas.
Alfred was 32 at this point, and had wandered over seas to explore the Nile river, it's expanses and watery depths intriguing him for eons. It was here that Alfred met his comrade Barnaby Thorton. Barnaby ran a boat cruise along the Nile, and offered to give Alfred a ride.
In a terrible twist of events, the boat crashed into an underwater mine, and everyone was killed.
Except for Alfred, who climbed ashore and wandered Egypt for thousands of years looking for love.
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