Matthew Sullivan
Stand-Up / Black / Women
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"Dreaming the life"
Male
28 years old
Hollywood, CA
United States
Last Login:7/18/2008
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Matthew Sullivan's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Born in DC. Moved to MN. College in Baltimore. Investement Banker. Lost a ball to cancer. Three moths of chemo. Quit Job. Moved to LA. Write scripts, tell jokes, audience laughs. | | Website | sultrain.com thecomedygarage.com | | Influences | Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Norm MacDonald, Jimmy Kimmel, Colin Quinn, Nick DiPaolo, Arj Barker, Andy Kindler, Mitch Hedberg, Jim Norton, Greg Giraldo, Patrice O’neal, Chris Rock, Dave Attell, Rodney Dangerfield, David Bowie, and too many others to name. | | Films | Extra in Monster Squad |
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Matthew Sullivan's Interests
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| General | beating up commies, giving hippies swirlies and hair cuts, putting nazis in concentration camps, consentual rape, general disrespect of authority, kneedle point, shrinky dinks, deaf poetry (not to be confused with def poetry, I can't stand that), missspelling, witch burning, and balding. | | Music | David Bowie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac, The Boss, The Ramones, GNF’inR, Weezer, Alice Cooper, H.I.M, MXPX, Rancid, MCR (just their music), Social Distortion, Iggy Pop, T-Rex, Rolling Stones, The Clash, E.L.O., Boston, B.O.C., Pink Floyd, Biz Markie, Positive K. | | Movies | snuff films, anything with midgets, anything with chimps with dubbed over voices acting and dressing like humans, all Leni Riefenstal joints, anything Spike Lee didn't do (except Jungle Fever, He Got Game, and Do the Right Thing, and a couple other movies he did), romantic comedies. | | Television | South Park, 24, The Office, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Ultimate Fighter, Sports, the first four weeks of American Idol, Everybody Loves Raymond, Tough Crowd, etc. | | Books | Atlas Shrugged, The Foutain Head, Maravich, Penthouse Letters: the Anthology. | | Heroes | Reagan, Goldwater, Coolidge, and the dude that invented whip-its. |
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LA Comedians, The International Collective of Matthews, cult of effinfunny
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Matthew Sullivan's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | St. Cloud, Minnescrota/Herndon, Virgina | | Body type: | 6' 3" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Native American | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate |
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Matthew Sullivan's Schools
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Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Economics/Business
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Apollo Sr.
St. Cloud,Minnesota
Graduated: 1998
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Future Finger Blasters of America, Math League
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| Clips: 1 |
Total Plays: 420 |
Plays Today: 0 |
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Matthew Sullivan's Blurbs |
About me:
I'm a writer, comedian, douchebag. But if I had to pick one I'd go with douche because I've been that the longest.
My goal in life is to "kick it" as much as possible. Spend time with my family and teach my son to be a left handed pitcher with a good change up.
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