Born in DC. Moved to MN. College in Baltimore. Investement Banker. Lost a ball to cancer. Three moths of chemo. Quit Job. Moved to LA. Write scripts, tell jokes, audience laughs.
Website
sultrain.com thecomedygarage.com
Influences
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Norm MacDonald, Jimmy Kimmel, Colin Quinn, Nick DiPaolo, Arj Barker, Andy Kindler, Mitch Hedberg, Jim Norton, Greg Giraldo, Patrice O’neal, Chris Rock, Dave Attell, Rodney Dangerfield, David Bowie, and too many others to name.
Films
Extra in Monster Squad
Matthew Sullivan's Interests
General
beating up commies, giving hippies swirlies and hair cuts, putting nazis in concentration camps, consentual rape, general disrespect of authority, kneedle point, shrinky dinks, deaf poetry (not to be confused with def poetry, I can't stand that), missspelling, witch burning, and balding.
Music
David Bowie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac, The Boss, The Ramones, GNF’inR, Weezer, Alice Cooper, H.I.M, MXPX, Rancid, MCR (just their music), Social Distortion, Iggy Pop, T-Rex, Rolling Stones, The Clash, E.L.O., Boston, B.O.C., Pink Floyd, Biz Markie, Positive K.
Movies
snuff films, anything with midgets, anything with chimps with dubbed over voices acting and dressing like humans, all Leni Riefenstal joints, anything Spike Lee didn't do (except Jungle Fever, He Got Game, and Do the Right Thing, and a couple other movies he did), romantic comedies.
Television
South Park, 24, The Office, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Ultimate Fighter, Sports, the first four weeks of American Idol, Everybody Loves Raymond, Tough Crowd, etc.
Books
Atlas Shrugged, The Foutain Head, Maravich, Penthouse Letters: the Anthology.
Heroes
Reagan, Goldwater, Coolidge, Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, Milton Friedman, and the dude that invented whip-its.
Apollo Sr.
St. Cloud,Minnesota
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Future Finger Blasters of America, Math League
About me:
I'm a writer, comedian, douchebag. But if I had to pick one I'd go with douche because I've been that the longest.
My goal in life is to "kick it" as much as possible. Spend time with my family and teach my son to be a left handed pitcher with a good change up.
come on dude...listen to me on FLASHROCK. com and tell me what you think. OKAY this is a lame week...we are getting a new co-host...but when you get a chance listen to a few shows..its really getting stupid funny.. PEjman every 5 hours on FLASHROCK. COM RADIO!! thanks.
The Ed Galvez Punk House (awesomedude30. blip. tv) is performing at the Westside Eclectic Theater tomorrow at 9PM. Located at 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade. Would love to see you there!
Timmy Williams and Sam Brown from the Whitest Kids You Know will be performing with Ed along with:
Rebecca Addelman (lots of canadian television) Bennie Arthur (Garage Comedy, Channel 101) Chris Dunham (Opened on the road for Doug Stanhope ) Adam Jacobs (XM Satalite radio's the Young Unknowns) Jeff Klinger (Writter on Late Night With David Letterman) Robbie Pickard (National Lampoon's "Dirty Jokes: The Movie") House Band (Tartar Control)
Hey Matthew, I had a dream you and I were fighting. But I woke up, before I had a chance to get in the last word, I have to say this..
Sorry , but you have no idea what an illusion is Matt! You have no idea that your life is so worthless; controlled and pre-determined. When any half decent human being watched the Matrix (not you a half decent one)they walked away with a weird sensation that they had just been told something. Told something that they already knew, but at no point could allow themselves to truly accept. To the people that rule the world you are nothing but a mere battery powering a destructive, debilitating system of profit, price and power.
You need to wake up and understand what is going on. You need to wake up and just for a minute consider an alternative reason for human existence. You need to accept for a minute that you are being fooled each day at a level that when you truly understand it, will make you throw up out of physical and mental disgust. Hope you are doing well.
Happy Birthday Sultrain! I puked for the cause on Friday, only to wake up and find that Sean had gotten you the exact same thing. Well, if we're guilty of anything it's caring and celebrating your birth too much. FFBA reunion in April...I already got shows lined up for when we want them. Holla!
The only thing missing from that clip was a Shane Heal sighting. You probably didn't know that the Super Bowl Shuffle was based largely on the success of the "Perth Wildcats Are On The Prowl" international smash hit! And who wears a tie and wants to be a marine biologist at the age of 8...what a geeknerd.
Where you been homey? Are you purposely avoiding me because of our fantasy basketball show down? We need to play some volleyball this weekend and teach the world of the legend of Ed Hochuli soon.
sullivan, you are a comedic powerhouse. who else could so deftly blend WWF nationalistic references with cutting-edge social commentary on world hunger and possible ways to solve it? no-fucking-one. that's who.
Yeah is improvised monologue was great. I keep laughing at this... Celtics center Kendrick Perkins is operating under the assumption that he is one of the team's "Big Three" players
